hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
not to be all conspiracy brain but Acosta claimed at the first Epstein deal he was told to back off by people who said US Intelligence had dibs on Epstein
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
not to be all conspiracy brain but Acosta claimed at the first Epstein deal he was told to back off by people who said US Intelligence had dibs on Epstein
when the prosecutor objects to your admiralty law motion
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
when the prosecutor objects to your admiralty law motion
We have to demand personal liability from federal agents on the back of this shit
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
We have to demand personal liability from federal agents on the back of this shit
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
Libertarians who actually maintain consistent beliefs are weird as hell but at least you get a sense of a moral core of some kind
Related story today: Ammon Bundy found out that none of his allies really believed any of that shit about personal liberty. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Ammon Bundy Is All Alone
The anti-government militia leader can’t make sense of his allies’ support for ICE violence.
www.theatlantic.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Libertarians who actually maintain consistent beliefs are weird as hell but at least you get a sense of a moral core of some kind
Not “she is making up lies about me”
“She found our victims”
“She found our victims”
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Not “she is making up lies about me”
“She found our victims”
“She found our victims”
Fuck John Roberts and Citizens United
AI, crypto and Trump super PACs stash millions to spend on the midterms
MAGA Inc. ended 2025 with more than $300 million on hand, as groups tied to the cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence industries aim to flex their political muscle.
www.nbcnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fuck John Roberts and Citizens United
What was bluesky like in 2023 example #3827
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What was bluesky like in 2023 example #3827
This is the only way to settle democratic primaries now
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is the only way to settle democratic primaries now
Eating this to gain superpowers and become Weg Man
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Eating this to gain superpowers and become Weg Man
Idk if trump shit his pants on camera but the noted Trump Odor has been reported on enough times that they have to prove he didn’t
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Idk if trump shit his pants on camera but the noted Trump Odor has been reported on enough times that they have to prove he didn’t
Reposted by hammancheez
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Tyler just wordsmithed the meme
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Tyler just wordsmithed the meme
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
yeah from your side, twat
WELKER: Is it healthy for democracy for POTUS to be questioning the 2020 election 5 years later with false claims?
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
yeah from your side, twat
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
The real Takeaway from stories like this should be just how much foreign powers have vested in a continuing republican administration at all costs
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Questions raised over 'unimaginable' Trump corruption scandal: 'Leaks coming from inside?'
A new report about a "secret" and "unprecedented" deal between Donald Trump and a "spy Sheikh" has analysts concerned.According to the Wall Street Journal, "Four days before Donald Trump’s inauguratio...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The real Takeaway from stories like this should be just how much foreign powers have vested in a continuing republican administration at all costs
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Texas Republicans: ok what have u got
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Texas Republicans: ok what have u got
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Good morning and a happy Puking Blood Shitting Pants Day to all republican politicians in Texas celebrating the -30 swing
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Good morning and a happy Puking Blood Shitting Pants Day to all republican politicians in Texas celebrating the -30 swing
Its time to get 10 of the most nut stomping independent journalists on bluesky together for crowdfunded gawker 2 fast 2 furious
Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
Gawker is dead because it did not color inside the lines of the Constitution while doing the things that made people want Gawker dead. 🤷♂️ Lots of other scandal sheets are still around because they did that better.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Its time to get 10 of the most nut stomping independent journalists on bluesky together for crowdfunded gawker 2 fast 2 furious
The Charity for Sick Kids What Are Very Sick From Flouride Or Whatever
Charity director : Eric Trump
Charity director : Eric Trump
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The Charity for Sick Kids What Are Very Sick From Flouride Or Whatever
Charity director : Eric Trump
Charity director : Eric Trump
Good of them to give a weeks notice so we can start filling ziplock bags with piss
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Good of them to give a weeks notice so we can start filling ziplock bags with piss
This is disgraceful and disgusting and i demand to know where this specific starbucks is
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is disgraceful and disgusting and i demand to know where this specific starbucks is
I did not come here to be fucking called out like this
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I did not come here to be fucking called out like this