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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement

same handle on discord

Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him

Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
not to be all conspiracy brain but Acosta claimed at the first Epstein deal he was told to back off by people who said US Intelligence had dibs on Epstein
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February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
when the prosecutor objects to your admiralty law motion
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
We have to demand personal liability from federal agents on the back of this shit

qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively

They weren’t six month new hires

Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Libertarians who actually maintain consistent beliefs are weird as hell but at least you get a sense of a moral core of some kind
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Not “she is making up lies about me”

“She found our victims”
Troublemaker is my middle name.
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
What was bluesky like in 2023 example #3827
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is the only way to settle democratic primaries now
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Eating this to gain superpowers and become Weg Man
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Idk if trump shit his pants on camera but the noted Trump Odor has been reported on enough times that they have to prove he didn’t
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by hammancheez
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Tyler just wordsmithed the meme
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
yeah from your side, twat
WELKER: Is it healthy for democracy for POTUS to be questioning the 2020 election 5 years later with false claims?

JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity

W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost

J: There was a lot of irregularity
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The real Takeaway from stories like this should be just how much foreign powers have vested in a continuing republican administration at all costs

Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem

We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Questions raised over 'unimaginable' Trump corruption scandal: 'Leaks coming from inside?'
A new report about a "secret" and "unprecedented" deal between Donald Trump and a "spy Sheikh" has analysts concerned.According to the Wall Street Journal, "Four days before Donald Trump’s inauguratio...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Texas Republicans: ok what have u got

Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts

Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right

Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha

Texas Republicans: haha as if
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Good morning and a happy Puking Blood Shitting Pants Day to all republican politicians in Texas celebrating the -30 swing
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Its time to get 10 of the most nut stomping independent journalists on bluesky together for crowdfunded gawker 2 fast 2 furious
Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
Gawker is dead because it did not color inside the lines of the Constitution while doing the things that made people want Gawker dead. 🤷‍♂️ Lots of other scandal sheets are still around because they did that better.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The Charity for Sick Kids What Are Very Sick From Flouride Or Whatever

Charity director : Eric Trump
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Good of them to give a weeks notice so we can start filling ziplock bags with piss
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
This is disgraceful and disgusting and i demand to know where this specific starbucks is
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I did not come here to be fucking called out like this
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM