hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
yeah from your side, twat
WELKER: Is it healthy for democracy for POTUS to be questioning the 2020 election 5 years later with false claims?
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
yeah from your side, twat
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
The real Takeaway from stories like this should be just how much foreign powers have vested in a continuing republican administration at all costs
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Questions raised over 'unimaginable' Trump corruption scandal: 'Leaks coming from inside?'
A new report about a "secret" and "unprecedented" deal between Donald Trump and a "spy Sheikh" has analysts concerned.According to the Wall Street Journal, "Four days before Donald Trump’s inauguratio...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The real Takeaway from stories like this should be just how much foreign powers have vested in a continuing republican administration at all costs
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Who now have unlimited cryptocurrency to throw at the problem
We have not yet begun to see the level of foreign interference at play here
Texas Republicans: ok what have u got
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Texas Republicans: ok what have u got
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Conservative consultants : we gerrymandered the map real good boss lots of sweet +6 districts
Texas republicans: and nothing can go wrong right
Conservative consultants: haha not unless theres a 30 point swing haha
Texas Republicans: haha as if
Good morning and a happy Puking Blood Shitting Pants Day to all republican politicians in Texas celebrating the -30 swing
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Good morning and a happy Puking Blood Shitting Pants Day to all republican politicians in Texas celebrating the -30 swing
Its time to get 10 of the most nut stomping independent journalists on bluesky together for crowdfunded gawker 2 fast 2 furious
Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.
Gawker is dead because it did not color inside the lines of the Constitution while doing the things that made people want Gawker dead. 🤷♂️ Lots of other scandal sheets are still around because they did that better.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Its time to get 10 of the most nut stomping independent journalists on bluesky together for crowdfunded gawker 2 fast 2 furious
The Charity for Sick Kids What Are Very Sick From Flouride Or Whatever
Charity director : Eric Trump
Charity director : Eric Trump
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The Charity for Sick Kids What Are Very Sick From Flouride Or Whatever
Charity director : Eric Trump
Charity director : Eric Trump
Good of them to give a weeks notice so we can start filling ziplock bags with piss
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Good of them to give a weeks notice so we can start filling ziplock bags with piss
This is disgraceful and disgusting and i demand to know where this specific starbucks is
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is disgraceful and disgusting and i demand to know where this specific starbucks is
I did not come here to be fucking called out like this
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I did not come here to be fucking called out like this
Remember living in a country where this would end an administration
Witness told FBI Trump threatened to ‘disappear’ girl and have her ‘whole family killed’
Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Remember living in a country where this would end an administration
You people have the gall, the shamelessness, the sheer chutzpah to come to me and claim white people have no artistic sensibilities
February 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
You people have the gall, the shamelessness, the sheer chutzpah to come to me and claim white people have no artistic sensibilities
Industry once more taking principled stand
Visa To Allow 'Trump Account' Deposits With Cash-Back Rewards
Visa will facilitate deposits into
upgradedpoints.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Industry once more taking principled stand
The disgust for DHS and all Millers apparatchiks just explodes off the page
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The disgust for DHS and all Millers apparatchiks just explodes off the page
is this woman sniffing a huge pile of freshly dropped deer shit because that's on brand for this political strategy
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
is this woman sniffing a huge pile of freshly dropped deer shit because that's on brand for this political strategy
when the judge goes elementary school teacher mode you know they're pissed
BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.
"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."
"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."
"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
![Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026.
Fred Biery
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
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January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
when the judge goes elementary school teacher mode you know they're pissed
Reposted by hammancheez
Never underestimate how much people will gladly cover up heinous evil because the perpetrators could write them a life changing check on a whim
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Never underestimate how much people will gladly cover up heinous evil because the perpetrators could write them a life changing check on a whim
“The cybertruck will be able to cross small seas and rivers”
We helped a friend in Arlington shovel out of an inch thick ice dam, and that has allowed me to gift you with the sight of a snowed in cybertruck with a smashed bumper and maryland plates.
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 PM
“The cybertruck will be able to cross small seas and rivers”
What either makes me stupid or fighting a last ditch battle against conspiracy brain is my belief this was not Planned in a project 25 sense
their unimaginable wealth and power surrounded them with defenders and acolytes as a bulwark against consequences and they fail upwards forever
their unimaginable wealth and power surrounded them with defenders and acolytes as a bulwark against consequences and they fail upwards forever
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
What either makes me stupid or fighting a last ditch battle against conspiracy brain is my belief this was not Planned in a project 25 sense
their unimaginable wealth and power surrounded them with defenders and acolytes as a bulwark against consequences and they fail upwards forever
their unimaginable wealth and power surrounded them with defenders and acolytes as a bulwark against consequences and they fail upwards forever
Anakin, Vader, force ghost anakin
THE TRINITY
THE TRINITY
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Anakin, Vader, force ghost anakin
THE TRINITY
THE TRINITY
Smart devices have come too far
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Smart devices have come too far
Reposted by hammancheez
All it takes is one of these temu navy seals to slip on some snow and pop one off and someone else dies with 10 bullets in their body
Absolutely cartel behaviour
Zero professionalism zero accountability
Absolutely cartel behaviour
Zero professionalism zero accountability
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
All it takes is one of these temu navy seals to slip on some snow and pop one off and someone else dies with 10 bullets in their body
Absolutely cartel behaviour
Zero professionalism zero accountability
Absolutely cartel behaviour
Zero professionalism zero accountability