hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
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To be clear the only experience trump has with health insurance is when he took his nephew’s severely sick baby off the family insurance
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
To be clear the only experience trump has with health insurance is when he took his nephew’s severely sick baby off the family insurance
This is a GTA 6 cutscene of a sidequest guy who gets his balls caught in a golf cart steering wheel
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is a GTA 6 cutscene of a sidequest guy who gets his balls caught in a golf cart steering wheel
Because he didn’t feel like biden considered him enough of an extra special boy
All of these bitches demand worship or they’re just forced against their will to go nazi I guess
All of these bitches demand worship or they’re just forced against their will to go nazi I guess
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Because he didn’t feel like biden considered him enough of an extra special boy
All of these bitches demand worship or they’re just forced against their will to go nazi I guess
All of these bitches demand worship or they’re just forced against their will to go nazi I guess
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what many centrist scolds of bluesky(tm) don't get is most lefty left shitheads on here are desperate to give dems a chance, they HUNGER to believe, and yet centrist dem reps trip over their own dicks on the first hurdle every time
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
what many centrist scolds of bluesky(tm) don't get is most lefty left shitheads on here are desperate to give dems a chance, they HUNGER to believe, and yet centrist dem reps trip over their own dicks on the first hurdle every time
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
Hey professional security people is it considered an oopsy doodle if you let the Beast roll with its ass wide open in broad daylight or would that be more of a butterfingers
Trump roasted over presidential car blunder: 'Stupidest administration of all time'
As he was leaving Mar-a-Lago for the White House this weekend, President Donald Trump was seen in the back of his official limousine — with one glaring error.CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins on Monday twe...
www.rawstory.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey professional security people is it considered an oopsy doodle if you let the Beast roll with its ass wide open in broad daylight or would that be more of a butterfingers
to be fair it does let republican senators sue their own government for damages for helping trump try to steal the election, so are you sure there's no upsides
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
to be fair it does let republican senators sue their own government for damages for helping trump try to steal the election, so are you sure there's no upsides
draftkings are going to set up CCTV and let you bet on which flounder gets slapped on turn 5
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
draftkings are going to set up CCTV and let you bet on which flounder gets slapped on turn 5
what if we took the collective bargaining power of 100 million people and divided that up 100 million different ways would that be better or worse for insurance companies hm let me think for a sec this is a toughie can i phone a friend
wait im on bluesky i dont have friends
wait im on bluesky i dont have friends
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
what if we took the collective bargaining power of 100 million people and divided that up 100 million different ways would that be better or worse for insurance companies hm let me think for a sec this is a toughie can i phone a friend
wait im on bluesky i dont have friends
wait im on bluesky i dont have friends
dammit he became mayor
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
dammit he became mayor
Just a bunch of dudes getting together to post hole
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just a bunch of dudes getting together to post hole
It’s OK guys we can trust Republicans to provide a clean bill
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s OK guys we can trust Republicans to provide a clean bill
what word, the promise to let them vote for something that's gonna fail, lmao
sure bub have ur vote slugger
sure bub have ur vote slugger
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
what word, the promise to let them vote for something that's gonna fail, lmao
sure bub have ur vote slugger
sure bub have ur vote slugger
please continue senator
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
please continue senator
baseball nerds would kill for such stats
he weighs about 2-2.5 pounds and catches about 60% of the things he goes after
thsi little guy is the most successful hunter
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
baseball nerds would kill for such stats
As you know, a group has suggested, albeit without evidence, you have seven severed feet from different human beings in your freezer. Is that true?
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
As you know, a group has suggested, albeit without evidence, you have seven severed feet from different human beings in your freezer. Is that true?
if you were going to destroy the morale of your angry, fired up base and ensure a critical 10% of them stayed home at the midterms out of disgust or despair, surrendering without a single gain is the way to do it, well played Chuck and caucus
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
if you were going to destroy the morale of your angry, fired up base and ensure a critical 10% of them stayed home at the midterms out of disgust or despair, surrendering without a single gain is the way to do it, well played Chuck and caucus
forcing your enemy to continually showcase unfathomable unarguable cruelty to millions of his own supporters wasn't working, apparently
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
forcing your enemy to continually showcase unfathomable unarguable cruelty to millions of his own supporters wasn't working, apparently
did the
did the chemicals give him that eye inflammation
did the chemicals give him that eye inflammation
Tanusuke is a tanuki (raccoon dog) and the mascot of Tokuyama chemicals. His treasure is a leaf he found in the forest of Mount Tsukuba. His dream is to make everyone happy with magic. It is said that his tail became striped after he prayed for everyone’s safety.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
did the
did the chemicals give him that eye inflammation
did the chemicals give him that eye inflammation
what many centrist scolds of bluesky(tm) don't get is most lefty left shitheads on here are desperate to give dems a chance, they HUNGER to believe, and yet centrist dem reps trip over their own dicks on the first hurdle every time
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
what many centrist scolds of bluesky(tm) don't get is most lefty left shitheads on here are desperate to give dems a chance, they HUNGER to believe, and yet centrist dem reps trip over their own dicks on the first hurdle every time
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
it's not being a spoiler to expect your reps to stand up to fascism
Like every argument about the ACA subsidies is worse than January because open enrollment is closed and people will not have been able to afford to enroll
So a vote to restore subsidies would also have to include a new open enrollment, which would be even worse of a lift
So a vote to restore subsidies would also have to include a new open enrollment, which would be even worse of a lift
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Like every argument about the ACA subsidies is worse than January because open enrollment is closed and people will not have been able to afford to enroll
So a vote to restore subsidies would also have to include a new open enrollment, which would be even worse of a lift
So a vote to restore subsidies would also have to include a new open enrollment, which would be even worse of a lift
What gets me is they caved for a three month deal which means they have to face raging angry people all over again
Seems weird to settle like that
Seems weird to settle like that
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What gets me is they caved for a three month deal which means they have to face raging angry people all over again
Seems weird to settle like that
Seems weird to settle like that
Yes, insult your base’s intelligence
Always a winning strat
Always a winning strat
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Yes, insult your base’s intelligence
Always a winning strat
Always a winning strat
I’m not even mad about restarting because it was always going to happen in a shit way
When republicans literally would be happy if the federal government was closed permanently there’s no legislative solution worth a damn
The only question is which dems will rise up in a post norm meta
When republicans literally would be happy if the federal government was closed permanently there’s no legislative solution worth a damn
The only question is which dems will rise up in a post norm meta
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m not even mad about restarting because it was always going to happen in a shit way
When republicans literally would be happy if the federal government was closed permanently there’s no legislative solution worth a damn
The only question is which dems will rise up in a post norm meta
When republicans literally would be happy if the federal government was closed permanently there’s no legislative solution worth a damn
The only question is which dems will rise up in a post norm meta
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Guys i have negotiated an escape from this serial killers basement
He has agreed to unchain a minimum of two limbs and we have a promised 30min headstart into the dark woods surrounding this remote cabin
We must simply agree amongst ourselves the first to be killed and served as food
He has agreed to unchain a minimum of two limbs and we have a promised 30min headstart into the dark woods surrounding this remote cabin
We must simply agree amongst ourselves the first to be killed and served as food
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Guys i have negotiated an escape from this serial killers basement
He has agreed to unchain a minimum of two limbs and we have a promised 30min headstart into the dark woods surrounding this remote cabin
We must simply agree amongst ourselves the first to be killed and served as food
He has agreed to unchain a minimum of two limbs and we have a promised 30min headstart into the dark woods surrounding this remote cabin
We must simply agree amongst ourselves the first to be killed and served as food
So they’re agreeing to basically meet back in January and do this shit all over again do i have it right
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So they’re agreeing to basically meet back in January and do this shit all over again do i have it right