hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
I would be devastated if one or two or 30-40 prison guards got shingles
BREAKING: ICE has halted "all movement" at a Texas detention facility due to measles infections, DHS confirms.
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
cbsn.ws
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I would be devastated if one or two or 30-40 prison guards got shingles
They redacted the email address to which Epstein sent “thanks for the torture video” though
NEW: The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted images of nude women (and possibly teens) as part of its Epstein release.
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The Government Published Dozens of Nude Photos in the Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
They redacted the email address to which Epstein sent “thanks for the torture video” though
3 hours of the Eagles every Thursday at 2
the guy who lost twice in one year to be the democratic mayor of new york city is launching a radio show on trump’s BFF’s radio network because of course he is
Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo launches new radio show
NEW YORK CITY (PIX11) — Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo is back on the scene. Cuomo, who ran for New York City mayor and lost, is launching a talk show on 77 WABC Radio. The first episode of “The Pu…
pix11.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
3 hours of the Eagles every Thursday at 2
lube of the day: an extra squirt of big mac sauce
soup of the day: an extra squirt of big mac sauce
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
lube of the day: an extra squirt of big mac sauce
In a just and morally correct world this would be considered business casual
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
In a just and morally correct world this would be considered business casual
I wonder if bulldozing the kennedy center will be considered a metaphor of some kind
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I wonder if bulldozing the kennedy center will be considered a metaphor of some kind
Palantir dev : bro they’re never gonna use this on us right haha
Other palantir dev : haha no bro we’re on the team
Palantir dev : what about my sister tho she’s trans
Other palantir dev :
Palantir dev :
Other palantir dev : its probably fine bro haha
Other palantir dev : haha no bro we’re on the team
Palantir dev : what about my sister tho she’s trans
Other palantir dev :
Palantir dev :
Other palantir dev : its probably fine bro haha
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for the Palantir-made tool called ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Palantir dev : bro they’re never gonna use this on us right haha
Other palantir dev : haha no bro we’re on the team
Palantir dev : what about my sister tho she’s trans
Other palantir dev :
Palantir dev :
Other palantir dev : its probably fine bro haha
Other palantir dev : haha no bro we’re on the team
Palantir dev : what about my sister tho she’s trans
Other palantir dev :
Palantir dev :
Other palantir dev : its probably fine bro haha
Ice has billions of dollars for surveillance of citizens and can track phones, hack email, turn off people’s TSA pre-check the touch of a button but can’t show a single receipt for a paid protester
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Ice has billions of dollars for surveillance of citizens and can track phones, hack email, turn off people’s TSA pre-check the touch of a button but can’t show a single receipt for a paid protester
not to be all conspiracy brain but Acosta claimed at the first Epstein deal he was told to back off by people who said US Intelligence had dibs on Epstein
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
not to be all conspiracy brain but Acosta claimed at the first Epstein deal he was told to back off by people who said US Intelligence had dibs on Epstein
when the prosecutor objects to your admiralty law motion
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
when the prosecutor objects to your admiralty law motion
We have to demand personal liability from federal agents on the back of this shit
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
We have to demand personal liability from federal agents on the back of this shit
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
qualified immunity should not cover acts of random terror
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
Libertarians who actually maintain consistent beliefs are weird as hell but at least you get a sense of a moral core of some kind
Related story today: Ammon Bundy found out that none of his allies really believed any of that shit about personal liberty. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Ammon Bundy Is All Alone
The anti-government militia leader can’t make sense of his allies’ support for ICE violence.
www.theatlantic.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Libertarians who actually maintain consistent beliefs are weird as hell but at least you get a sense of a moral core of some kind
Not “she is making up lies about me”
“She found our victims”
“She found our victims”
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Not “she is making up lies about me”
“She found our victims”
“She found our victims”
Fuck John Roberts and Citizens United
AI, crypto and Trump super PACs stash millions to spend on the midterms
MAGA Inc. ended 2025 with more than $300 million on hand, as groups tied to the cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence industries aim to flex their political muscle.
www.nbcnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fuck John Roberts and Citizens United
What was bluesky like in 2023 example #3827
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What was bluesky like in 2023 example #3827
This is the only way to settle democratic primaries now
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is the only way to settle democratic primaries now
Eating this to gain superpowers and become Weg Man
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Eating this to gain superpowers and become Weg Man
Idk if trump shit his pants on camera but the noted Trump Odor has been reported on enough times that they have to prove he didn’t
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Idk if trump shit his pants on camera but the noted Trump Odor has been reported on enough times that they have to prove he didn’t
Reposted by hammancheez
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Tyler just wordsmithed the meme
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Tyler just wordsmithed the meme
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if you prefix everyone in the tech/trump/etc world with noble titles like Prince Eric Trump, Count Musk, etc you realize how much this is like 1700s Europe where all the cousin fucking royals made war on a whim and raped and murdered for parlor games and one-upping that douchebag Marquis of Essex
yeah from your side, twat
WELKER: Is it healthy for democracy for POTUS to be questioning the 2020 election 5 years later with false claims?
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
JOHNSON: What's healthy i to be focused on election integrity
W: But that's not 'election integrity.' He's still talking about an election he lost
J: There was a lot of irregularity
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
yeah from your side, twat
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Question on Texas do we have any idea of if it was mainly a Republican stay home election or over turn out from democrat election or both?
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So what are the odds the DNC see the big Texas result as a justification for their focusing on the price of eggs