hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
- one of Interesting Hypothetical Logical Debates and that really doesn't work when, it's about human rights of real humans
also as others have said, Rowling's got an extremely large thumb on the scale
also as others have said, Rowling's got an extremely large thumb on the scale
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
- one of Interesting Hypothetical Logical Debates and that really doesn't work when, it's about human rights of real humans
also as others have said, Rowling's got an extremely large thumb on the scale
also as others have said, Rowling's got an extremely large thumb on the scale
it deeply distresses me that my home country has gone this far off the rails on something that, as you note, is a fundamental question of human rights, down to the point we now have catch 22s around bathrooms
the legal profession does seem to have a tendency to want to consider every question-
the legal profession does seem to have a tendency to want to consider every question-
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
it deeply distresses me that my home country has gone this far off the rails on something that, as you note, is a fundamental question of human rights, down to the point we now have catch 22s around bathrooms
the legal profession does seem to have a tendency to want to consider every question-
the legal profession does seem to have a tendency to want to consider every question-
how long before they start screaming for nude mods
Razer is making an AI anime waifu hologram for your desk
Another cursed AI gadget, now with RGB.
www.theverge.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
how long before they start screaming for nude mods
i hate it when my brain gets a bluesky account and calls me out like this
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
i hate it when my brain gets a bluesky account and calls me out like this
Has there been a call for the death penalty yet
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Has there been a call for the death penalty yet
a very special definition of democracy
as long as they vote for the gop approved candidate and shut up everything will be fine
hey its just like our democracy
as long as they vote for the gop approved candidate and shut up everything will be fine
hey its just like our democracy
Rick Scott: "This is the start of changing Venezuela, then we're gonna fix Cuba, Nicaragua will get fixed, next year we'll get a new president in Colombia. Democracy is coming back to this hemisphere."
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
a very special definition of democracy
as long as they vote for the gop approved candidate and shut up everything will be fine
hey its just like our democracy
as long as they vote for the gop approved candidate and shut up everything will be fine
hey its just like our democracy
yeah well i mean if you invade a nato country they may not feel obliged donnie idk
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
yeah well i mean if you invade a nato country they may not feel obliged donnie idk
"they came over here and stole from us good christian white people" motherfucker shut up white christian billionaires have stolen more in the past six months than you could ever count
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"they came over here and stole from us good christian white people" motherfucker shut up white christian billionaires have stolen more in the past six months than you could ever count
look if i had an ass like hers i'd wear that shit to the dmv i don't care lay off my girl
Congratulations to Kristen Stewart, who may have managed to already wear the worst outfit we're going to see all year. You are not prepared for the scrolldown:
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
Kristen Stewart Promotes THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER on LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS - Tom + Lorenzo
We can say with utter certainty that, despite her many years of wearing fucked-up fashion and our many years of lovingly (or not) documenting her choices,
tomandlorenzo.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
look if i had an ass like hers i'd wear that shit to the dmv i don't care lay off my girl
can we talk about the minecraft toilet
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
can we talk about the minecraft toilet
'make the sonofabitch deny it' has always been effective politics idk who you are
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
'make the sonofabitch deny it' has always been effective politics idk who you are
boy im realizing i woke up cranky today i guess 36 hours of no food or drink and puking does that to a boy
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
boy im realizing i woke up cranky today i guess 36 hours of no food or drink and puking does that to a boy
it's amazing how hard and fast fraud investigations explode if there's even a sniff of a nonwhite person involved
meanwhile CVS can do wage fraud for 20 years and nobody gives a fuck
meanwhile CVS can do wage fraud for 20 years and nobody gives a fuck
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
it's amazing how hard and fast fraud investigations explode if there's even a sniff of a nonwhite person involved
meanwhile CVS can do wage fraud for 20 years and nobody gives a fuck
meanwhile CVS can do wage fraud for 20 years and nobody gives a fuck
this is why i keep circling back to 'we should make deepfakes of clarence thomas being fucked by a goat at Bohemian Grove' and just change narratives
our entire governance and accountability structures are stacked with people being paid by corrupt billionaires to effectuate their politics
Ruy Teixeira is paid by Harlan Crow, the guy who bribes Clarence Thomas, at AEI.
Teixeira was so wrong and toxic that the centrist think tank CAP pushed him out.
Now he’s paid by Republican billionaires. Do not listen!
Teixeira was so wrong and toxic that the centrist think tank CAP pushed him out.
Now he’s paid by Republican billionaires. Do not listen!
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
this is why i keep circling back to 'we should make deepfakes of clarence thomas being fucked by a goat at Bohemian Grove' and just change narratives
GOP : fine you win, we're giving you all a one time payment of $5000, we hope this settles the national healthcare debate once and for all
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
GOP : fine you win, we're giving you all a one time payment of $5000, we hope this settles the national healthcare debate once and for all
they love it, it means they can publish a new oped next week with the opposite view like nothing happened and still get a paycheck
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
they love it, it means they can publish a new oped next week with the opposite view like nothing happened and still get a paycheck
GOP : We're going to let them buy their own insurance and cut out the insurance companies
People : ok who exactly are we buying the insurance from is it the hospitals
GOP : no
People : the drs
GOP : no
People : then who
GOP : we envision a private sector solution
People : ok who exactly are we buying the insurance from is it the hospitals
GOP : no
People : the drs
GOP : no
People : then who
GOP : we envision a private sector solution
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
GOP : We're going to let them buy their own insurance and cut out the insurance companies
People : ok who exactly are we buying the insurance from is it the hospitals
GOP : no
People : the drs
GOP : no
People : then who
GOP : we envision a private sector solution
People : ok who exactly are we buying the insurance from is it the hospitals
GOP : no
People : the drs
GOP : no
People : then who
GOP : we envision a private sector solution
who the fuck is providing the insurance Rick, you fucking convicted medicare fraudster piece of shit
BARTIROMO: What is the GOP's healthcare plan?
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
who the fuck is providing the insurance Rick, you fucking convicted medicare fraudster piece of shit
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The EU need to come together and realize they are going to have to inflict massive economic pain, hurting themselves, in order to make this too unpalatable for the US
Yes, at the risk of a shattering recession
No military solution but if they let this go, it's the final end of post WW2 rules
Yes, at the risk of a shattering recession
No military solution but if they let this go, it's the final end of post WW2 rules
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The EU need to come together and realize they are going to have to inflict massive economic pain, hurting themselves, in order to make this too unpalatable for the US
Yes, at the risk of a shattering recession
No military solution but if they let this go, it's the final end of post WW2 rules
Yes, at the risk of a shattering recession
No military solution but if they let this go, it's the final end of post WW2 rules
wake up to The Smart Pundits pushing Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel as our great saviours and yea I'm just going back to bed
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
wake up to The Smart Pundits pushing Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel as our great saviours and yea I'm just going back to bed
the one time I was at Pax I dreamed up the Crax At Pax website where we'd put pictures of every dude with a hanging out unwashed ass in lines
for there were m a n y
for there were m a n y
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
the one time I was at Pax I dreamed up the Crax At Pax website where we'd put pictures of every dude with a hanging out unwashed ass in lines
for there were m a n y
for there were m a n y
I hate how only through a day of vomiting do I get a tough gravelly man voice temporarily
January 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I hate how only through a day of vomiting do I get a tough gravelly man voice temporarily
He's always been an absolutely rotten piece of shit
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
He's always been an absolutely rotten piece of shit
maybe its not about caracas maybe its about the EU doing a full economic embargo of the US after a Greenland occupation do you think that might hit a kitchen table or two Rahm you absolute pair of dog's testicles
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
maybe its not about caracas maybe its about the EU doing a full economic embargo of the US after a Greenland occupation do you think that might hit a kitchen table or two Rahm you absolute pair of dog's testicles