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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement

same handle on discord

Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him

Trans rights are human rights
Sometimes you have to let new followers know what they’re in for
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So many
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I ate his polling numbers with some fava beans
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Playing mariah carey and call of duty at the same time

All i want for Christmas is is youuSOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING SNIPER AGGJFHFH FUCK ME
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ur so socially inconvenient lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*somehow it passes*

Mike Johnson : yea naw we're not voting for it lmao
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
nate is giving big 'musk mad he got booed at a standup show' energy lately
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
that totally qualifies
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
generally I'm on team sabotage but not when it comes to homies health and mental
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*loads into lobby*

"guys the enemy team all have pride/lgbtq profile pics/icons"

"oh we're extra fucked"
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
as someone who struggles with gym motivation I'm very torn but I will say the snow will be there in 2 hours and it'll feel so much better in an afterglow with a huge mug of tea
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Olympics : we're making valorant an official sport

Trans women : oh its over for ALL yall
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM