Cadence ”Spot Tax Payer” Andrysiak
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Cadence ”Spot Tax Payer” Andrysiak
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Cadence Andrysiak, 31, some weird assemblage of several species in a trenchcoat. SEIU member, Seattle DSA for my sins, He/Him and They/Them.
Pinned
No War For Content
We are also heavily dependent on bitumen and fuel exports to both the East and the West for funding while I try to bootstrap Juche
Sleepily slurring "GOD FORBID AN ADMIN HAS HOBBIES" as the citizens of my Workers and Resources republic ask how I'm building more things while 1000+ people over 21 are still living with parents
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Sleepily slurring "GOD FORBID AN ADMIN HAS HOBBIES" as the citizens of my Workers and Resources republic ask how I'm building more things while 1000+ people over 21 are still living with parents
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
He… looks like he’d fit in a Red Alert cutscene
Malayalee Lenin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Malayalee Lenin:
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
IHOP at 2AM? IHOP at 2AM
do u ever just crave the experience of a shitty chain restaurant
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sorry i’m just thinking about putting a lot of trust in community organizations and am reminded of a couple of Mastodon instances I was a part of
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Getting USCCB and USCSB mixed up, which means we probably will never have church intrigue animated and narrated in a manner that sticks with you the rest of your life
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Honestly our state legislature’s proposed income tax should probably be universalized buuuuuut we’ll probably have to write the ‘no income tax!’ out of the constitution
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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sewer socialism's great, more people should be into it, but the total collapse of municipal, state, and federal governance into one undifferentiated blob is like...not THE problem but certainly A problem when it comes to holding national electeds accountable
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
free her
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Look all I’m saying is that Tufts University is totally sleeping on a lynx or caracal mascot
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
1-800-COME-ON-NOW
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
AAAAAAAAAA
Yes. Yes we did.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Hey kids wanna see another fucked up (proposed) Seattle intersection?
Seattle's current plans call for this...abomination...at the south end of the Ballard Bridge but Rep. Julia Reed, with input from Councilmember Strauss, just submitted a state transportation budget request to signalize the intersection.
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dismiss me if this sounds conspiratorial but things like “I’m a grown man who punched schoolkids to defend MAGA honor” absolutely reeks of Notice Me Senpai energy

Which is funny because senpai will under-bus you so fast
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Running out of room to store grass in Stardew Valley should result in a Command and Conquer-style voice chiming in to say "SILOS NEEDED"
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
POV: you showed up to a march (this is fine actually)
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“We will have a mass movement of the proletariat” running right into

“Wait the proles are all lib-coded”
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You will never get me to not hear “Le wokisme” in the same tone as De Gaulle saying “Vive le Québec libre!”
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Like, it's not "THE ILLUMINATI" *cue thunder & lightning* it's more like a grungy frat house whose alumni all turned out to be successful "by their own hands" who naturally think they're hot shit and decided they could run the ship, meaning society. It's more than anything it's core, just pathetic.
I have always felt for years that any "global conspiracy" in actual reality were more like they were each other's drinking buddies who really wanted stick it to those "annoying b!tches" and felt like they could because hey, they got money and connections "Us homeboys gotta stick together!"
February 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Explains why I don’t hear anything except for reddit posts about how ICE abducted someone in Shoreline or another suburb followed by a picture of an abandoned car
Ugh. The main anti-ICE group in Washington which has 44k followers on Facebook and has been going around to communities promoting classes is now promoting this anti-whistle nonsense for "harm reduction" reasons as well.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“Trump Homes” giving off Suburban Redevelopment Fund vibes
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
We don’t call for aid from Rohan, that could cause trauma
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Eve Fartlow has done more good for PMCs than Liz Cheney. Full stop.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Going to laugh very hard if Tulsi isn't leaking secrets to the Russian government but is instead leaking them to the Worst People In India via that, well, you know, that cult
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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I was forced to change the conversation after she became belligerent after mild pushback.

This information environment - mostly due to Zuck - totally sucks.
80 year old mom is totally convinced that the snow in Texas is plastic due to cloud seeding.
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM