Cadence ”Port Game Use Crane” Andrysiak
@supportourpoops.bsky.social
Cadence Andrysiak, 31, some weird assemblage of several species in a trenchcoat. IR-degree haver (UW JSIS BA) Sewer treatment plant operator. Dues-paying SEIU925 member. He/Him and They/Them. My takes do not represent my employer.
okay but terrazzo flooring tho
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
okay but terrazzo flooring tho
Tbh a lack of coworkers willing to be as vocal as I am in projects is why my PTO looks like this
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tbh a lack of coworkers willing to be as vocal as I am in projects is why my PTO looks like this
Hey @mayorofseattle.bsky.social your homelessness policy owes me 2x fuel tanks by now, if folks are desperate enough to steal gasoline by almost killing themselves then I dunno what the hell you think you’re doing
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hey @mayorofseattle.bsky.social your homelessness policy owes me 2x fuel tanks by now, if folks are desperate enough to steal gasoline by almost killing themselves then I dunno what the hell you think you’re doing
Unfortunately!
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Unfortunately!
Can’t have shit (a partially empty gas tank) in Seattle
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can’t have shit (a partially empty gas tank) in Seattle
Iiiii really hope that’s not a cut and is instead just some sort of natural… stress crack on the fill line
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Iiiii really hope that’s not a cut and is instead just some sort of natural… stress crack on the fill line
“Parks and Rec is unrealistic” look I know too many low level bureaucrats who would SALIVATE at the opportunity to do this to some of their superiors or peers in another department
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Parks and Rec is unrealistic” look I know too many low level bureaucrats who would SALIVATE at the opportunity to do this to some of their superiors or peers in another department
Went fishing at work and folks
Some of this stuff does not belong down the drain
Some of this stuff does not belong down the drain
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Went fishing at work and folks
Some of this stuff does not belong down the drain
Some of this stuff does not belong down the drain
… someone should tell DSA that one lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
… someone should tell DSA that one lmao
Seattle DSA, we need to do better than making this our make-or-break election.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Seattle DSA, we need to do better than making this our make-or-break election.
I could smell the onions and mustard, after Belka deployed seven hoagies on their own soil
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I could smell the onions and mustard, after Belka deployed seven hoagies on their own soil
BREAKING: Tarquin Soll has endorsed Andrew Cuomo at the last min… why is that song playing someone shut it off
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
BREAKING: Tarquin Soll has endorsed Andrew Cuomo at the last min… why is that song playing someone shut it off
Funny you mention that because the plant in question’s battery didn’t save it from
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Funny you mention that because the plant in question’s battery didn’t save it from
I may be a simple turd herder but I have a background in politics, which is also what makes me an Insufferable Asshole in meetings. What?
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I may be a simple turd herder but I have a background in politics, which is also what makes me an Insufferable Asshole in meetings. What?
In a truly unanticipated turn of events, former Presidential Strategist Lucian Galade has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In a truly unanticipated turn of events, former Presidential Strategist Lucian Galade has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Well, that was a surprise
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Well, that was a surprise
Wiktor Smolak, President of Wehlen, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wiktor Smolak, President of Wehlen, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Vote for Cuomo? I dunno guys, I don’t think I like how he talks
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Vote for Cuomo? I dunno guys, I don’t think I like how he talks
Election Day tomorrow? Time to retreat to the Poaster Bunker. Protects from fallout but is absolutely hazardous if you stay in there too long.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Election Day tomorrow? Time to retreat to the Poaster Bunker. Protects from fallout but is absolutely hazardous if you stay in there too long.
The writers were supposed to reject this sort of blatantly absurd juxtaposition
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The writers were supposed to reject this sort of blatantly absurd juxtaposition
What are we even doing here man
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What are we even doing here man
Courtesy of @foone.bsky.social's deathgenerator.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Courtesy of @foone.bsky.social's deathgenerator.com
How to tell when you’re about to read some really nonsensical stuff
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
How to tell when you’re about to read some really nonsensical stuff
man
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
man
I’m about to legalize furry fraticide after seeing this take this morning and continually being proven right for saying it’s full of shit
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m about to legalize furry fraticide after seeing this take this morning and continually being proven right for saying it’s full of shit