ex-Lethality Jane
@lethalityjane.bsky.social
Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her.
Lucy Calkins' #2 hater
Play it fucking loud.
Lucy Calkins' #2 hater
Play it fucking loud.
In the original novella of A Christmas Carol, Scrooge doesn't go to Bob Cratchit's house on Christmas day. Scrooge waits until Bob is late to work on the 26th because he's hungover to razz him and then say he's getting a raise.
More adaptations need hungover, late to work Bob Cratchit.
More adaptations need hungover, late to work Bob Cratchit.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In the original novella of A Christmas Carol, Scrooge doesn't go to Bob Cratchit's house on Christmas day. Scrooge waits until Bob is late to work on the 26th because he's hungover to razz him and then say he's getting a raise.
More adaptations need hungover, late to work Bob Cratchit.
More adaptations need hungover, late to work Bob Cratchit.
I don't really care that much for Seth MacFarlane but I think they should just let him remake and star in The Music Man, something he's very obviously wanted to do for the past 30 years.
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I don't really care that much for Seth MacFarlane but I think they should just let him remake and star in The Music Man, something he's very obviously wanted to do for the past 30 years.
Gotta pull out a classic elder millennial meme for this one
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Gotta pull out a classic elder millennial meme for this one
Oh hey you met my mother-in-law (who does not actually attend church herself)
Damn, I found a “Catholics aren’t Christians because they worship Mary” in the wild! I thought those only lived in message boards and Utah.
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh hey you met my mother-in-law (who does not actually attend church herself)
That dog needs to be euthanized immediately.
A pit bull attacked a toddler on the streets of New York, but luckily a bystander was quick enough to choke the dog before it could do further harm the child.😳 Unline in EU in USA these dogs are not required to wear a muzzle, for dangerous dogs.
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That dog needs to be euthanized immediately.
Wassail, wassail all over the town, witches 🎄
‘Tis the season to indulge in mulled wine — or if you’re feeling especially festive, wassail. https://cnn.it/4pWUmyz
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wassail, wassail all over the town, witches 🎄
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it’s just resting irish face
My head is always too big for these things. I’m happy, really- my face is just like that
December 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
it’s just resting irish face
Shout out to my optometrist for sending me an automated text message on Christmas morning reminding me that I am overdue for an eye exam. It's nice to feel loved.
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shout out to my optometrist for sending me an automated text message on Christmas morning reminding me that I am overdue for an eye exam. It's nice to feel loved.
Not wanting to have sex with someone because you don't like a habit they have is ableism, the greatest thread in the history of BlueSky, had replies disabled, etc.
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This is one of those moments where people who otherwise talk a lot about mental health solidarity or whatever go full mask off.
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OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
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Yeah girl of course you get the ick for a guy who doesn't have perfect OCD hygiene, or who can't hold visual contact, or who is shy and so on.
Of course you RT the suicide prevention hotline. Of course you have a "Mental Health Awareness" pin. Of course you get into fights over using the "r-word".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2kmiyhld5btzozgzwy3lc2m/bafkreic5mmihrlqodz355jmkii3zlhzuypzko4wskzrewgj27tokty6gsy@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Not wanting to have sex with someone because you don't like a habit they have is ableism, the greatest thread in the history of BlueSky, had replies disabled, etc.
Clean dishes in the drying rack is absolutely fine. One to three dishes in the sink isn't red flag territory yet. Multiple days worth of dishes or a sink that's overflowing with dirty dishes is a red flag.
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Clean dishes in the drying rack is absolutely fine. One to three dishes in the sink isn't red flag territory yet. Multiple days worth of dishes or a sink that's overflowing with dirty dishes is a red flag.
Shout out to @jadeley.bsky.social who absolutely made my 10 year old son's Christmas morning.
My previous lead fell through, so...
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Shout out to @jadeley.bsky.social who absolutely made my 10 year old son's Christmas morning.
I am watching Love, Actually on Christmas Eve because it's the only time I can guarantee my kids will stay in bed. It may be trash, but it's my trash damn it.
a close up of a man 's face with snow falling from his hair
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with snow falling from his hair
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December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I am watching Love, Actually on Christmas Eve because it's the only time I can guarantee my kids will stay in bed. It may be trash, but it's my trash damn it.
Nativity scenes are all nonsense because what do you mean Mary is dressed and kneeling next to the manger. That woman is one hour post-partum. Let her lie down and sleep!
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Nativity scenes are all nonsense because what do you mean Mary is dressed and kneeling next to the manger. That woman is one hour post-partum. Let her lie down and sleep!
Ended up getting some from Burt's Bees baby brand during a sale and they are a hit (we always open the pajamas on Christmas Eve)
I made the mistake of buying all my family matching Christmas pajamas one year as a gag gift and the kids all *loved* it which is why I am now browsing Christmas pajamas sets in August 😭
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ended up getting some from Burt's Bees baby brand during a sale and they are a hit (we always open the pajamas on Christmas Eve)
This has been my older son's favorite Christmas song ever since he first saw it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This has been my older son's favorite Christmas song ever since he first saw it.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
My first Christmas as an E3 in the Army I was bored and alone in the barracks so I invited an E5 over to drink wine and watch It's a Wonderful Life. We got drunk, made out for a bit, and then he vomited all over me. January 4th we went back to work and he got made my team leader.
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My first Christmas as an E3 in the Army I was bored and alone in the barracks so I invited an E5 over to drink wine and watch It's a Wonderful Life. We got drunk, made out for a bit, and then he vomited all over me. January 4th we went back to work and he got made my team leader.
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Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Made the mistake of going to a Protestant Christmas Eve service and they wanted to greet me and ask my name and if they know me and next year I'm running back to the Catholics where I can sneak in once a year to church in anonymity 😭
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Made the mistake of going to a Protestant Christmas Eve service and they wanted to greet me and ask my name and if they know me and next year I'm running back to the Catholics where I can sneak in once a year to church in anonymity 😭
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Sadly the Navi are NIMBYs and have it coming
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sadly the Navi are NIMBYs and have it coming
Merry Christmas and God speed to all the parents trying to get their kids into nice clothes for church over the next 24 hours.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas and God speed to all the parents trying to get their kids into nice clothes for church over the next 24 hours.
Christmas is a religious but non-exclusive holiday. In the same way that it is fine for Muslim friends and coworkers to share a special meal with me and give small presents like cookies for Eid, it's fine to also participate in Christmas even when it's not a religion you normally follow.
Christmas is a non religious holiday. I stand by that.
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Christmas is a religious but non-exclusive holiday. In the same way that it is fine for Muslim friends and coworkers to share a special meal with me and give small presents like cookies for Eid, it's fine to also participate in Christmas even when it's not a religion you normally follow.
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I think Steve Rogers coming back to the MCU would sting less if they had managed to make Sam Wilson's movie compelling or even just interesting.
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think Steve Rogers coming back to the MCU would sting less if they had managed to make Sam Wilson's movie compelling or even just interesting.
I'm not sure if it's real or an urban legend that the President can pick artwork from the National Gallery to display in the Oval Office but if I were president I would pick this guy just as a permanent reminder that there are still a lot of people unimpressed with me.
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm not sure if it's real or an urban legend that the President can pick artwork from the National Gallery to display in the Oval Office but if I were president I would pick this guy just as a permanent reminder that there are still a lot of people unimpressed with me.