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Eh, like this matters.
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A biologist at the American Museum of Natural History, Jonathan Coddington, cataloged a new genus of South American spiders in 1986.

Two things about the spider were unique:
they lived in caves & laid cubic eggs.

So he called them genus 'Plato', and that's the nerdiest thing I have read all year.
Diminutive fairy wombat poop. Tiny cubes under 2mm on each side.

These are egg sacs made by a spider in the family Theridiosomatidae.

They made yesterday’s hike special. Finding something I’ve never seen before is such a thrill.

🌱 #nature #macro #spider
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Another day of unseasonably cool weather across the eastern third of the U.S. today, while the western two-thirds will see unseasonably warm readings. Warm temperatures push further east by mid-week, while cooler readings return to the west by the weekend. Visit weather.gov for your area weather.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Have at it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
EMBRACE YOUR CRINGE
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Very curious about how yall pick
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Oh sure, I'm bored. Go for it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Go for it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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@andrewfleer.com you got this one?
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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SuperBatober: ALL OF THEM ❤️ (October sure was a wild month for Batgirl, Supergirl and friends!)
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I would tip at least 50%.
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
NEG FOR EVERYTHING
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL BE OK FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW
At the DR. Minion is acting like strep, but no fever.
But the thing that sticks out in my mind, is at the age of 10 she weighs 91lbs.
My mother weighed 98lbs at 18 and was about 7 inches taller than the minion is now.
I knew she was malnourished growing up.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
At the DR. Minion is acting like strep, but no fever.
But the thing that sticks out in my mind, is at the age of 10 she weighs 91lbs.
My mother weighed 98lbs at 18 and was about 7 inches taller than the minion is now.
I knew she was malnourished growing up.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hey.
If you feel like doing a re-read on Side Quested, may I suggest you do it on Tapas?

tapas.io/series/SideQ...

Seriously. We're still on that "Creators Bonus Program", which means we make some $ with views there!
Read Side Quested | Tapas Web Community
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November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Flowerchild
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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When people make fun of me for being a wife guy I always consider what the alternative would be.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My own 9 books everyone should read before they die.

Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
The Neverending Story by Michael Ende
Watership Down by Richard Adams
The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon
A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers
These Burning Stars by Bethany Jacobs
My own 9 books everyone should read before they die:

1. It by Stephen King
2. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
3. The Ruins by Scott Smith
4. The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker
5. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
6. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
/1
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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me too except
cheez doodles
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Everyone is at risk from the dangers of extreme cold, but these groups are more vulnerable than most. Age and certain conditions make the body less able to regulate temperature. Stay #WeatherReady and learn more about cold safety at weather.gov/safety/cold
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Internal IBM training from 1979.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM