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Bree
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com
Currently writing SEXY FANTASY romance! Chaotic Good Bard. Bestselling kissing books as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Freeze drying & 3D Printing 24/7 https://linktr.ee/kitrocha
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The fourth book in our super steamy, gleefully bonkers romantasy series is out in June! Click the link if you like:

✔️ Horny Dragons
✔️ Enemies to Lovers
✔️ Ancient Gods Fucking
✔️ Murdering Fantasy Tech Bros
✔️ Bisexuals Being Chaotic
✔️ Murder Ladies

www.kitrocha.com/series/high-...
I watched the episode of BSG where the Chief makes the stealth ship tonight, and that is what writing a romance novel in 2025 felt like. 😭
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
All Dereks are perfect tonight!!
I'm not sure who they are talking about, but it could be me so I'm accepting the support.
Derek is perfect and has never done anything wrong if you saw him do something wrong no you didn't
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Derek is perfect and has never done anything wrong if you saw him do something wrong no you didn't
Look, Derek is putting in the hard work. Sure there might be set backs, but he's trying and that's the important thing.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ok I'm going to watch Stranger Things because I don't like being left out of cultural conversations about weird geeky shit. 😂

Also because of Derek.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Our Ancient Tome book boxes are the best way to hide your treasures! This one is book-themed (a bit meta) and hand-painted in several shades of blue with a pearlescent shimmer!

thebrokencircle.etsy...
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Most of the shitheads on this site won't even follow me to yell at me when I lock down a post. 😂
"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A reminder for those headed to the cottage tonight:
Jacob Tierney is a gem and I’ll have a Heated Rivalry finale post-mortem going up this week! 🎉
(What I WILL have is that showrunner interview I've been pursuing for the last several weeks, just in time for the finale)
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We got all the Chinese food. ALL THE CHINESE FOOD!!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A murder of shiny little crows for #ArtAdventCalendar day 25! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have had a couple that seemed legit but I'm so exhausted right now!!!!

if you are a legit book club the best thing you can do is just open with a social media link or website link and say "I promise I'm not chatGPT here is proof"

a short email that doesn't blow smoke up my ass!!!!
I really think if you're a legit book club, you have to find some way to make it super clear you're not a scam. I don't exactly know how. Maybe just spelling out exactly what you want to do and what it entails?

I've had scammers who claimed at first that no money need change hands. 😭
I just received an extremely well-crafted solicitation from the Austin Book Club. Google came in handy as the lengthy email had all the earmarks of the current scams. Shame on these folks.
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I’ve been going super hard on a variant of her hot chocolate focaccia. I use a dry mix designed for babka mixed with instant pudding powder (to keep it non dairy), simple syrup in the stretch and folds for moistness, and pearl sugar on top. It’s amazing. Photo is from my first attempt (pre-sugar).
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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got room for another member
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Checking in
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I added this description after some good faith discussions: "News outlets in this starter pack explicitly avoid the use of AI-generated text, images, videos, and audio. To be included, clear documentation must be provided via publicly available editorial policies or statements by leadership."
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've seen like 3 different people ask for OBGYN recs on nextdoor in the past couple months, and I gotta be real--that is not where I would go. especially our nextdoor which is like 50% lost goats and bitching about Burger King
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THINGS ARE WHEN JAZZ MUSICIANS DECIDE *NOT* TO SHOW UP FOR A GIG?
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my unexpected MVP of 2025 is absolutely christians reclaiming compassion from the Jesus with a Machine Gun evangelicals.

my relationship with religion is complicated by the horrifying abuses of the Catholic church I saw first-hand in my high school, but it feels good to watch folks fight back.
Oak Lawn Methodist Church Nativity in Dallas, TX
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the cult is real and we have bread
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com SIL got me my own cult membership card!
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My mother gave me the greatest gift of all: perky jerky. I am obsessed with this shit. It is so delicious. 😂
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
there's a real schrodinger's tiny tim situation going on on my timeline and I guess i'll find out tomorrow if he's dead or not
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I am only finding out about the latest X fiasco via this thread, and I welcome our new friends from Japan!
改悪, the Japanese term for "deterioration", is currently a top-ten trending word on this app.

Japanese users are blasting Elon's Generative AI "edit image" tool on X, which has led to what they describe as a "deterioration" of the platform. Many do wonder whether this exodus to Bluesky would last.

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 60min):
💨x1* - epstein 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x68 - 메리크리스마스
💨x63 - 메리
💨x53 - メリクリ
💨x50 - 改悪
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x46 - ceia
💨x45 - メリークリスマス
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

#йобанарусня 🇺🇦

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December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
next time someone is like "bree why so chaotic" I am going to reply "I'M DOING IT FOR THE PLOT"

I often already choose violence though lol it is in my nature
I saw a tiktok that said:

"You deserve a break. Stop healing. Crash Out. Choose Violence. Do. It. For. The. Plot"

And i feel like this is the energy we should enter 2026 with
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM