cjdcat
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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
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Sketchbook page today.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Sketchbook page today.
Ah yes a spa day, sure
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Ah yes a spa day, sure
relaxing on my day off
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
relaxing on my day off
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Hate it when I'm just trying to read a bunch of words all nicely arranged in a row and then suddenly the author tries to include subtext like a pill hidden in a piece of cheese. Knock it off. If I wanted to experience wisdom I'd buy a poster of a sunset.
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hate it when I'm just trying to read a bunch of words all nicely arranged in a row and then suddenly the author tries to include subtext like a pill hidden in a piece of cheese. Knock it off. If I wanted to experience wisdom I'd buy a poster of a sunset.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
Nacho, placing his hefty paw on the ribbon between us: Look I know this may be hard to hear but the ribbon belongs to all of us
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Nacho, placing his hefty paw on the ribbon between us: Look I know this may be hard to hear but the ribbon belongs to all of us
Today was fun because it was another no-nonsense talk with an oncologist taking it as given that my cancer treatment causes cancer so I should just go ahead and remove more body parts, prophylactically
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Today was fun because it was another no-nonsense talk with an oncologist taking it as given that my cancer treatment causes cancer so I should just go ahead and remove more body parts, prophylactically
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Rest in peace, reina bsky.app/profile/elpa...
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Muere Cecilia Giménez, la anciana que hizo famoso el Ecce Hommo de Borja social.elpais.com/iav…
Muere Cecilia Giménez, la anciana que hizo famoso el Ecce Hommo de Borja
La mujer ha fallecido en la residencia donde vivía, según ha confirmado el alcalde de la localidad, Eduardo Arilla, a la SER
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December 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Rest in peace, reina bsky.app/profile/elpa...
O Lord deliver me on this Holy Caturday
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
O Lord deliver me on this Holy Caturday
Little stick frand.
(Kindly named by @stellagarp.bsky.social )
(Kindly named by @stellagarp.bsky.social )
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Little stick frand.
(Kindly named by @stellagarp.bsky.social )
(Kindly named by @stellagarp.bsky.social )
Kids are cruel, and when the grownup puts you in charge for your “special trait” you work harder and still aren’t embraced as one of the gang. You are out front, alone. You are a useful Other.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
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December 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Kids are cruel, and when the grownup puts you in charge for your “special trait” you work harder and still aren’t embraced as one of the gang. You are out front, alone. You are a useful Other.
I achieved something: I showed the child in the house Gene Kelly’s “Singin in the Rain” followed by Tom Holland’s “Umbrella.”
And to all a good night.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk
And to all a good night.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I achieved something: I showed the child in the house Gene Kelly’s “Singin in the Rain” followed by Tom Holland’s “Umbrella.”
And to all a good night.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk
And to all a good night.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Sketchbook page for today. Merry merry!
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sketchbook page for today. Merry merry!
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
Tangled tree drawing today.
My hand is now cramped. My kingdom for some common sense. Maybe next year.
My hand is now cramped. My kingdom for some common sense. Maybe next year.
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tangled tree drawing today.
My hand is now cramped. My kingdom for some common sense. Maybe next year.
My hand is now cramped. My kingdom for some common sense. Maybe next year.
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logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
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grew up eating dinner every night with Walter Cronkite on the little convex screen on the kitchen counter — his sign off “that’s the way it is” stands as the definition of what news should aspire to be — it sucks to watch a completely unqualified craven apparatchik trash that legacy
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
grew up eating dinner every night with Walter Cronkite on the little convex screen on the kitchen counter — his sign off “that’s the way it is” stands as the definition of what news should aspire to be — it sucks to watch a completely unqualified craven apparatchik trash that legacy
A metaphor of some kind.
![Photo of a TV screen showing a lighthouse on a remote island with the closed captions reading “It smells like crap. [Music]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnslmmihie4uknpzfupppu5w/bafkreicryv2aekdctr3ceacwnc5spyxsugqrxvedr3wstpsiizdfj35uqy@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A metaphor of some kind.
Dreamed that among a group of fearful travelers in a jungle I alone was able to befriend a massive and dangerous cow with six legs. It wanted face scritches.
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dreamed that among a group of fearful travelers in a jungle I alone was able to befriend a massive and dangerous cow with six legs. It wanted face scritches.
Watercolor sketch today.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Watercolor sketch today.
jump scared by the Outlook reminder for the office mindfulness meditation workshop
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
jump scared by the Outlook reminder for the office mindfulness meditation workshop