Kindra Cotton
@kindracotton.com
Digital Marketing & Cybersecurity Specialist. Information Marketer. Content Creation Muse/Adrift Federal Employee with too much knowledge of USAJOBs.
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Kindra Cotton
@kindracotton.com
· Jun 16
Today I'll share some tips I've learned for mastering the USAjobs (federal employment) website and getting a federal job. I've shared this in other places, so today's BlueSky's turn! #FederalJobSearchTips
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And has since refused to retire, blocking the path for other elves. #gerontocracy
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And has since refused to retire, blocking the path for other elves. #gerontocracy
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sad life and being different suckd
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
sad life and being different suckd
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The jealous, mediocre ones, & haters will always try to dim your light. But you’re the only 1 who can dim your light. Throw the high beams on those haters & shine.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The jealous, mediocre ones, & haters will always try to dim your light. But you’re the only 1 who can dim your light. Throw the high beams on those haters & shine.
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Rudolph is a pick me
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rudolph is a pick me
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They always tell the baddest bitch that something is wrong with her
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
They always tell the baddest bitch that something is wrong with her
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Your biggest haters are always the people closest to you.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your biggest haters are always the people closest to you.
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Santa only intervened once he saw a way that he could benefit. Rudy should’ve left them in the dark. 🤷🏽♀️
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Santa only intervened once he saw a way that he could benefit. Rudy should’ve left them in the dark. 🤷🏽♀️
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For the love of God.
Stop telling me red velvet is just chocolate cake with food coloring. You sound ignorant
Stop telling me red velvet is just chocolate cake with food coloring. You sound ignorant
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
For the love of God.
Stop telling me red velvet is just chocolate cake with food coloring. You sound ignorant
Stop telling me red velvet is just chocolate cake with food coloring. You sound ignorant
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You ain't shit unless the right person thinks otherwise. Then suddenly you're the shit.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You ain't shit unless the right person thinks otherwise. Then suddenly you're the shit.
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Nobody actually will do anything about bullying
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nobody actually will do anything about bullying
I tried to go and rewatch this as an adult to see how it looks different through that lens, but: I SHAN'T SPEND MY HARD-EARNED MONEY PAYING A STREAMING SERVICE TO WATCH THIS! So I'll likely never see it again! Oh well: That's life! 🤷🏾♀️
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I tried to go and rewatch this as an adult to see how it looks different through that lens, but: I SHAN'T SPEND MY HARD-EARNED MONEY PAYING A STREAMING SERVICE TO WATCH THIS! So I'll likely never see it again! Oh well: That's life! 🤷🏾♀️
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Rudolph’s dad & Santa were colossal pieces of 💩
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rudolph’s dad & Santa were colossal pieces of 💩
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I wish mine was this deep- it was that dentists are misfits
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wish mine was this deep- it was that dentists are misfits
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Folks will clown you for being yourself & not compromising your integrity then jump on your jock when you blow up/become famous & pretend they all believed in you and were down from day one…
They’ll catch the vapors!
They’ll catch the vapors!
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Folks will clown you for being yourself & not compromising your integrity then jump on your jock when you blow up/become famous & pretend they all believed in you and were down from day one…
They’ll catch the vapors!
They’ll catch the vapors!
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If I try really, really hard to be helpful and nice and useful, maybe the mean people will like me.
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If I try really, really hard to be helpful and nice and useful, maybe the mean people will like me.
And this is probably based on OLD DATA, as a number of 'high earners' just lost their job in the last 100 days! SMH.
No more indicators, the recession is here:
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And this is probably based on OLD DATA, as a number of 'high earners' just lost their job in the last 100 days! SMH.
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No more indicators, the recession is here:
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
No more indicators, the recession is here:
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
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Now who asked you?? 😭😭😭
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Now who asked you?? 😭😭😭
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My people are from Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi & the Carolinas. Chicago standard issue. We're sweet as pie. Like our Detroit cousins
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My people are from Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi & the Carolinas. Chicago standard issue. We're sweet as pie. Like our Detroit cousins
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It really is. Been spraying holy water on the skyline all day.
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It really is. Been spraying holy water on the skyline all day.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Sending love to those that are hurting today as well 🫂
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sending love to those that are hurting today as well 🫂
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Michelle said she's not running for shit so you will get this Chicago swag
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Michelle said she's not running for shit so you will get this Chicago swag
Why do people say Die Hard ISN'T a Christmas movie? 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why do people say Die Hard ISN'T a Christmas movie? 🤔