Yanncé
@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app
30. Gardener. SGRho. 🐩 Lover of candy and crocheting. 🧶 Attorney until I find something better to do. Here for a good time. ✨
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
I do think the bar exam is a sensitive topic for very good reasons, but I do not see the point in running defense for Kim K here.
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I do think the bar exam is a sensitive topic for very good reasons, but I do not see the point in running defense for Kim K here.
In the morning, I’ll make eggs, grits, and sausage. Telling this to myself as an incentive to go to sleep.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
In the morning, I’ll make eggs, grits, and sausage. Telling this to myself as an incentive to go to sleep.
It’s so ridiculous trying to sleep and thinking to myself, “damn, I really need to grow up,” and then realizing I’m cuddling a giant (3-4 ft) Yoshi plushie. 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It’s so ridiculous trying to sleep and thinking to myself, “damn, I really need to grow up,” and then realizing I’m cuddling a giant (3-4 ft) Yoshi plushie. 🙃
It’s 1:40 am and here I am, dropping shit
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It’s 1:40 am and here I am, dropping shit
The first time my mom hosted Thanksgiving after getting married and the people on her husband’s side of the family cooked (they’re from New Jersey), it went so wrong. One of his family members got mad at us and said we acted like we were too good for their food. Man lmfao 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The first time my mom hosted Thanksgiving after getting married and the people on her husband’s side of the family cooked (they’re from New Jersey), it went so wrong. One of his family members got mad at us and said we acted like we were too good for their food. Man lmfao 😭
I feel fucking GRIPPED by fear these days.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I feel fucking GRIPPED by fear these days.
It’s like ever since I realized that I get too hot for crochet clothes made with acrylic and all I have is tons of acrylic, I don’t even wanna crochet anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It’s like ever since I realized that I get too hot for crochet clothes made with acrylic and all I have is tons of acrylic, I don’t even wanna crochet anymore.
In college, I had an interaction with some police officers over a parking deck that taught me that I need to avoid them as much as possible because my anger level shoots through the roof when an officer is ordering me to do shit and not listening to me. “Complying” did not come naturally.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
In college, I had an interaction with some police officers over a parking deck that taught me that I need to avoid them as much as possible because my anger level shoots through the roof when an officer is ordering me to do shit and not listening to me. “Complying” did not come naturally.
I’m more likely to have chaotic adventures if I’m with fewer people. If there are more people, I’m trying to convince everyone to chill. It’s a risk calculation thing. I might feel like I can do something if there’s only 3 of us, but if there are 7 of us, let’s maybe not.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m more likely to have chaotic adventures if I’m with fewer people. If there are more people, I’m trying to convince everyone to chill. It’s a risk calculation thing. I might feel like I can do something if there’s only 3 of us, but if there are 7 of us, let’s maybe not.
Absolutely, because I am. 🙂↕️
Can you be lowkey cautious and whimsy at the same time?
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Absolutely, because I am. 🙂↕️
Every move to criminalize something is part of the overall plan to get more people in jail so that they can be legally enslaved to work the farms after deporting all of the people who worked on them before.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Every move to criminalize something is part of the overall plan to get more people in jail so that they can be legally enslaved to work the farms after deporting all of the people who worked on them before.
P.J.’s dating profile. Let’s see if he’ll have more luck today. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
P.J.’s dating profile. Let’s see if he’ll have more luck today. 😂
Thinking about eating these mini Oreos in a mug with milk like a little cup of cereal.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thinking about eating these mini Oreos in a mug with milk like a little cup of cereal.
I believe she’s as evil as she says she is. I’ve seen her Sim story videos.
PSA: Don’t let anyuhdis fool yew… 😩😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I believe she’s as evil as she says she is. I’ve seen her Sim story videos.
Okay so I’m done with that. Girl….
I wish I wasn’t so nosy. Now I have to go figure out who big titty Brenay is.
that BIGGGG tittied girl brenay lost in court today. akira won her 1.5 million dollar case for alienation of affection then another 250k for criminal shit.
what a dummy heaux. 😂
what a dummy heaux. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Okay so I’m done with that. Girl….
I wish I wasn’t so nosy. Now I have to go figure out who big titty Brenay is.
that BIGGGG tittied girl brenay lost in court today. akira won her 1.5 million dollar case for alienation of affection then another 250k for criminal shit.
what a dummy heaux. 😂
what a dummy heaux. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I wish I wasn’t so nosy. Now I have to go figure out who big titty Brenay is.
I cry immediately and get over it quickly.
Are you the ‘cry straight away’ type?
the ‘smile and laugh until you just can’t anymore , then you cry out of nowhere’ type?…
Or the ‘feels nothing until you just cry one day’ type?
the ‘smile and laugh until you just can’t anymore , then you cry out of nowhere’ type?…
Or the ‘feels nothing until you just cry one day’ type?
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I cry immediately and get over it quickly.
All of the “sooooo reasonable” explanations for why the Dems did what they did just point to the idea that none of it was necessary anyway, so it’s not the “educational” dunk that people think it is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
All of the “sooooo reasonable” explanations for why the Dems did what they did just point to the idea that none of it was necessary anyway, so it’s not the “educational” dunk that people think it is.
Absolutely would.
Uh cuzzos… he made fried SHARK nuggets.. not gonna lie. I’m gonna try it. Jaws be taking a bite out of us so why can’t we take a bite out of them?! He said it tastes like salmon in his caption. I’ll try any dish once.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Absolutely would.
I can doggy paddle and skate close to the wall. Lmfao
I have a theory that the black people that can’t swim can skate and those who can’t skate can swim 😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I can doggy paddle and skate close to the wall. Lmfao
BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH TIME ☺️
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH TIME ☺️
Don’t blame me for nothing on the skyline I was just asking questions on a topic that was already started 😭
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Don’t blame me for nothing on the skyline I was just asking questions on a topic that was already started 😭
Now this is intriguing. I’m in my head a LOT so I wonder if that would help.
I am neurospicy & kinky sex makes it easier for me to turn my brain off.
I never knew what to do with my body during sex & it made me self-conscious. Being tied up/down (my first foray into kink) eliminated that problem & I enjoyed it more.
I was 16 then so yeah 🫠🤭
I never knew what to do with my body during sex & it made me self-conscious. Being tied up/down (my first foray into kink) eliminated that problem & I enjoyed it more.
I was 16 then so yeah 🫠🤭
As a vanilla girl, I’m wondering how do people even become kinky? Are you just like that? Did a partner introduce it? Did you see it online and say, “oh that looks like something I want to try?”
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now this is intriguing. I’m in my head a LOT so I wonder if that would help.