Yanncé
@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app
30. Gardener. SGRho. 🐩 Lover of candy and crocheting. 🧶 Attorney until I find something better to do. Here for a good time. ✨
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
Pinned
The only animals that roar for real are lions, tigers and other big cats. Everything else just sort of growls. Dinosaurs probably growled too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The only animals that roar for real are lions, tigers and other big cats. Everything else just sort of growls. Dinosaurs probably growled too.
If there’s one thing a certain type of woman will do, it’s run to the defense of a man who has been accused of some heinous shit.
So Tyler Perry got hit with another lawsuit, and this is what Fantasia felt like?!?!
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If there’s one thing a certain type of woman will do, it’s run to the defense of a man who has been accused of some heinous shit.
I gave up eyeshadow forever ago because it’s an uphill battle. I put eyeshadow on the inner corners of my eyes and that’s all. That’s all you see when I do it anyway.
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I gave up eyeshadow forever ago because it’s an uphill battle. I put eyeshadow on the inner corners of my eyes and that’s all. That’s all you see when I do it anyway.
Religion is a plague on society.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Religion is a plague on society.
More intimidating in person.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
More intimidating in person.
Woah
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Woah
Gonna restart my indoor gardens. I dealt with pest problems (white flies that I thought were aphids) when I was doing the indoor garden in the summer and ended up throwing everything out after trying to save them repeatedly. I didn’t experience that in the winter so I’m gonna try again.
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gonna restart my indoor gardens. I dealt with pest problems (white flies that I thought were aphids) when I was doing the indoor garden in the summer and ended up throwing everything out after trying to save them repeatedly. I didn’t experience that in the winter so I’m gonna try again.
One of my plans for next year is to go to the hair salon every 8 weeks for a trim. I have 2 purposes:
1 - see if I can retain length better with frequent trims
2 - see if I can commit to going that frequently in preparation for having consistent maintenance on microlocs or sisterlocks
1 - see if I can retain length better with frequent trims
2 - see if I can commit to going that frequently in preparation for having consistent maintenance on microlocs or sisterlocks
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One of my plans for next year is to go to the hair salon every 8 weeks for a trim. I have 2 purposes:
1 - see if I can retain length better with frequent trims
2 - see if I can commit to going that frequently in preparation for having consistent maintenance on microlocs or sisterlocks
1 - see if I can retain length better with frequent trims
2 - see if I can commit to going that frequently in preparation for having consistent maintenance on microlocs or sisterlocks
There are some HUGE beetles in the world that sound like helicopters when they fly. I fuck with that. I’m adding them to the list.
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There are some HUGE beetles in the world that sound like helicopters when they fly. I fuck with that. I’m adding them to the list.
Sometimes you don’t crave good food, you crave a specific food, and that food is a Philly cheesesteak meal with the eczema fries from Pizza Boli’s.
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes you don’t crave good food, you crave a specific food, and that food is a Philly cheesesteak meal with the eczema fries from Pizza Boli’s.
Pissed off at the whole idea all over again smh
One of my friends tried to invite me to one of those picnics where you wear all white and have to bring your own food and setup. I almost blocked them. Tf?
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pissed off at the whole idea all over again smh
Instant block.
Y’all. I just saw a video on IG of a sista talking about a brotha who asked her on a date. He had planned a picnic for them. Which she thought was a cute idea until she got a text from him that told her to BYOF- bring your own food.
Man. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Man. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Instant block.
End of the Year Activities
- Deep clean the apartment
- Reflect on this year
- Set goals for the upcoming year
- Make a vision board
- Deep clean the apartment
- Reflect on this year
- Set goals for the upcoming year
- Make a vision board
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
End of the Year Activities
- Deep clean the apartment
- Reflect on this year
- Set goals for the upcoming year
- Make a vision board
- Deep clean the apartment
- Reflect on this year
- Set goals for the upcoming year
- Make a vision board
This is the type of activity I would 100% engage in if I was more coordinated.
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is the type of activity I would 100% engage in if I was more coordinated.
I don’t think so. If I am, it would surprise me.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t think so. If I am, it would surprise me.
The salmon I made last night was so good that I already ate half of today’s salmon last night. Now I need to find something else to cook. 😩
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The salmon I made last night was so good that I already ate half of today’s salmon last night. Now I need to find something else to cook. 😩
I need a sturdy hooded dryer. I’m ready to become a roller set natural.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I need a sturdy hooded dryer. I’m ready to become a roller set natural.
It’s honestly a great way to weed people out in my experience. If you don’t like the way they type, you probably don’t like the way they are.
imagine somebody not fwy cause of how you type 🤣🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s honestly a great way to weed people out in my experience. If you don’t like the way they type, you probably don’t like the way they are.
Related: Learning that shellfish are like bugs of the sea didn’t turn me off to shellfish. It made me wonder if we’re missing out by not eating other bugs.
🙂
🙂
I ain't ate shrimp in almost nine years. I was basically eating sea bugs
Nahh it’s over for the Shrimp fried rice?!
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Related: Learning that shellfish are like bugs of the sea didn’t turn me off to shellfish. It made me wonder if we’re missing out by not eating other bugs.
🙂
🙂
Sea bugs YUMMMMMMMM
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sea bugs YUMMMMMMMM
Why was he playing with Anthony Joshua’s tiddies anyway?
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why was he playing with Anthony Joshua’s tiddies anyway?
Wait… I didn’t realize the difference between the two of them was so significant. Having the confidence of a mediocre yt guy must be interesting because there’s no way this should’ve made sense to that blonde boy.
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait… I didn’t realize the difference between the two of them was so significant. Having the confidence of a mediocre yt guy must be interesting because there’s no way this should’ve made sense to that blonde boy.
Cookies just don’t satisfy when you’re really craving cake.
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Cookies just don’t satisfy when you’re really craving cake.
The first sleeve is too big. 😩
Procrastination can be bad enough when you slacked on something really important. It can be terrible when you don’t even have to do the thing that you’re procrastinating on doing.
Anyway, let me finish this crochet outfit. 😂
Anyway, let me finish this crochet outfit. 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The first sleeve is too big. 😩
This is in South Korea. The questions in the article might not be hard for a native speaker, but for teenagers who learned English? Sheesh.
This college entrance exam was so hard an official had to resign. Could you ace these questions? https://cnn.it/4st0QXE
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is in South Korea. The questions in the article might not be hard for a native speaker, but for teenagers who learned English? Sheesh.