Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
@janellephonae.blacksky.app
I come on here to yap - as the kids say.
13. I'm worse than I thought😭
1. Liver
2. Cauliflower
3. Oysters
4. Sardines
5. Black licorice- why?
6. Pickles
7. Peas
8. Ranch - the smell
9. Bananas
10. Lima beans - childhood trauma
11. Cottage cheese
12. Snails
13. Bleu Cheese- it's moldy on purpose
1. Liver
2. Cauliflower
3. Oysters
4. Sardines
5. Black licorice- why?
6. Pickles
7. Peas
8. Ranch - the smell
9. Bananas
10. Lima beans - childhood trauma
11. Cottage cheese
12. Snails
13. Bleu Cheese- it's moldy on purpose
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
13. I'm worse than I thought😭
1. Liver
2. Cauliflower
3. Oysters
4. Sardines
5. Black licorice- why?
6. Pickles
7. Peas
8. Ranch - the smell
9. Bananas
10. Lima beans - childhood trauma
11. Cottage cheese
12. Snails
13. Bleu Cheese- it's moldy on purpose
1. Liver
2. Cauliflower
3. Oysters
4. Sardines
5. Black licorice- why?
6. Pickles
7. Peas
8. Ranch - the smell
9. Bananas
10. Lima beans - childhood trauma
11. Cottage cheese
12. Snails
13. Bleu Cheese- it's moldy on purpose
I'll pencil yall in..
procrastinators unite. tomorrow tho
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I'll pencil yall in..
Reposted by Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
And until I draw my last breath, I'll keep pointing out how stupid all the MFs who voted for him are.
We tried to tell you to stick with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris……
A year into Trump's term, voters say Biden was better
Trump has squandered virtually every advantage that won him the presidency.
www.axios.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
And until I draw my last breath, I'll keep pointing out how stupid all the MFs who voted for him are.
Every. Single. One.
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Every. Single. One.
This article was published yesterday, Feb 11, 2026.
Since I know reading is probably not your strong suit, I went ahead & highlighted some key points.
Since you "care" so much, how does trump being in office help their cause?
*we know you don't, because he wouldn't be in office if you did🙃
Since I know reading is probably not your strong suit, I went ahead & highlighted some key points.
Since you "care" so much, how does trump being in office help their cause?
*we know you don't, because he wouldn't be in office if you did🙃
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This article was published yesterday, Feb 11, 2026.
Since I know reading is probably not your strong suit, I went ahead & highlighted some key points.
Since you "care" so much, how does trump being in office help their cause?
*we know you don't, because he wouldn't be in office if you did🙃
Since I know reading is probably not your strong suit, I went ahead & highlighted some key points.
Since you "care" so much, how does trump being in office help their cause?
*we know you don't, because he wouldn't be in office if you did🙃
How pissed off would you be if you went to a cute little date night at a comedy club, you end up being racially denegrated & the entire room laughs?
To them, nothing is ever more important than stepping on Black people which is exactly why this country will be in the same place give 20/30 yrs
To them, nothing is ever more important than stepping on Black people which is exactly why this country will be in the same place give 20/30 yrs
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
How pissed off would you be if you went to a cute little date night at a comedy club, you end up being racially denegrated & the entire room laughs?
To them, nothing is ever more important than stepping on Black people which is exactly why this country will be in the same place give 20/30 yrs
To them, nothing is ever more important than stepping on Black people which is exactly why this country will be in the same place give 20/30 yrs
Since I been back on my meds I've been drinking a lot less.
Like...alot.
I think I was self medicating yall😭😭😭
Like...alot.
I think I was self medicating yall😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Since I been back on my meds I've been drinking a lot less.
Like...alot.
I think I was self medicating yall😭😭😭
Like...alot.
I think I was self medicating yall😭😭😭
I was calling yall all types of crazy at the time.
Look at me now...egg on my face🥲
Look at me now...egg on my face🥲
So the owner of Wayfair is in the files....
Yal remember when they were selling "furniture" and it turned out to be kids?!?!?! Yea that shit was true !!!
Yal remember when they were selling "furniture" and it turned out to be kids?!?!?! Yea that shit was true !!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I was calling yall all types of crazy at the time.
Look at me now...egg on my face🥲
Look at me now...egg on my face🥲
Quick to off themselves, their family & the dog after losing some money tho...
Notice no self-deletions over the files? These people feel quite secure.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Quick to off themselves, their family & the dog after losing some money tho...
They don't have these in primary classes no more???
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
They don't have these in primary classes no more???
Reposted by Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
Teach the chirren how to read clocks, write in cursive, read for fun and learn comprehension, complete book reports, etc.
We gotta do better by them for the future cause this shit is wild
We gotta do better by them for the future cause this shit is wild
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Teach the chirren how to read clocks, write in cursive, read for fun and learn comprehension, complete book reports, etc.
We gotta do better by them for the future cause this shit is wild
We gotta do better by them for the future cause this shit is wild
I'm watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms & I feel like they're making it a point to show us how filthy nasty these people were.
It's turning me off.
It's turning me off.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I'm watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms & I feel like they're making it a point to show us how filthy nasty these people were.
It's turning me off.
It's turning me off.
EXHIBIT A: I got to put on for my people.
This ass finna shake either way🤷🏿♀️
This ass finna shake either way🤷🏿♀️
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
EXHIBIT A: I got to put on for my people.
This ass finna shake either way🤷🏿♀️
This ass finna shake either way🤷🏿♀️
I ain't understand a damn thung, but Benito tore that out the damn frame.
Got me feelin like a Rikun💃🏿
Got me feelin like a Rikun💃🏿
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I ain't understand a damn thung, but Benito tore that out the damn frame.
Got me feelin like a Rikun💃🏿
Got me feelin like a Rikun💃🏿
I worked out for a week straight.
Where are my abs??!😫
Where are my abs??!😫
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I worked out for a week straight.
Where are my abs??!😫
Where are my abs??!😫
I knew these ICE dummies would never see that 50 bands, but finding out they aint even getting a direct deposit??
You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I knew these ICE dummies would never see that 50 bands, but finding out they aint even getting a direct deposit??
You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Do Americans knaur whots going awn in AmericER?"
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
"Do Americans knaur whots going awn in AmericER?"
Aye...wtf happened to the Curves gyms from back in the day?
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Aye...wtf happened to the Curves gyms from back in the day?
R.I.P TikTok.
She was toxic, but I loved her🥺
She was toxic, but I loved her🥺
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
R.I.P TikTok.
She was toxic, but I loved her🥺
She was toxic, but I loved her🥺
Fitz & Mellie ass storyline.
Shonda Rhimes better be getting her cut.
Shonda Rhimes better be getting her cut.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Fitz & Mellie ass storyline.
Shonda Rhimes better be getting her cut.
Shonda Rhimes better be getting her cut.
Also, they never shut the fuck up.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
let’s talk about this.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Also, they never shut the fuck up.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
Yes, I'm at work.
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Yes, I'm at work.
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
How far have we strayed from His light when even the rap niggas was out hear fr yearning once upon a time??
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
Where's The Love
open.spotify.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
How far have we strayed from His light when even the rap niggas was out hear fr yearning once upon a time??
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
Yall have any scifi series recs?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yall have any scifi series recs?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?