Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
@janellephonae.blacksky.app
I come on here to yap - as the kids say.
I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women.
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
Color me unsurprised.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women.
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
I might get stoned for this, but...
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I might get stoned for this, but...
This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
What's the most down bad song you ever heard?
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What's the most down bad song you ever heard?
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.
"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"
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Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer
I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣
Never too good for Longhorns
Never too good for Longhorns
I’ll never be too good for Longhorn Steakhouse
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣
Never too good for Longhorns
Never too good for Longhorns
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Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets.
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
More than 100,000 people protested in New York City yesterday. Not s single arrest
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets.
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.
I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣
October 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣
He called her a size queen.
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He called her a size queen.
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You’d be better off alone in your own space.
October 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1
My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹
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Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾
I seen a girl on TT say "if I was dark skinned, I probably wouldn't be a fan." Mentality of the average CB fan
Ion understand why, in this era of cancel culture, y’all give Chris Brown the mf infinity stones of a pass. Cuz push come to shove, he’d beat your ass too 🤨
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I seen a girl on TT say "if I was dark skinned, I probably wouldn't be a fan." Mentality of the average CB fan
And that's on freedom🙂↔️
And this is what I mean by “terms and conditions may apply” when I say I root for everybody Black*…
B/c I don’t root for mf’ers whom Harriet Tubman would’ve shot.
B/c I don’t root for mf’ers whom Harriet Tubman would’ve shot.
September 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
And that's on freedom🙂↔️
I'm watching #chiefofwar on AppleTV & it's really crazy because there really isn't a corner of the Earth where the pale faces haven't gone & been a scourge to the people of that land.
Is that not crazy to yall?!?
Is that not crazy to yall?!?
September 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm watching #chiefofwar on AppleTV & it's really crazy because there really isn't a corner of the Earth where the pale faces haven't gone & been a scourge to the people of that land.
Is that not crazy to yall?!?
Is that not crazy to yall?!?
I know why we all love Pepsi...
But the red one taste better to me
But the red one taste better to me
I really only care about Black opinions. Are you a Pepsi or Coke drinker?
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I know why we all love Pepsi...
But the red one taste better to me
But the red one taste better to me
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I went & caught the VID yall.
I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭
I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I went & caught the VID yall.
I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭
I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭
Hearing Pimp C say "A bald head pussy aint shit...grow some hair & get legit" changed my life as a young tenderoni🤣🤣
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hearing Pimp C say "A bald head pussy aint shit...grow some hair & get legit" changed my life as a young tenderoni🤣🤣
Adam's Apple...
I rest my case🙂↔️
I rest my case🙂↔️
Adam ate that apple, idc idc.
We've been down ever since blaming Eve.
September 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Adam's Apple...
I rest my case🙂↔️
I rest my case🙂↔️