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I don't need it explained.
Pinned
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good.

Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
aka we have invaded Mexico
After Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum rejected Trump’s offer to start U.S. strikes against cartels on Mexican soil...

men arrived in a boat at a beach in northeast Mexico and installed signs that say the U.S. Department of Defense is restricting access to the land

Reports @cbsnews.com
Warning signs appear on Mexican beach declaring area restricted by U.S. as Mexico rejects Trump offer to strike cartels
The signs read in English and Spanish, "Warning: Restricted Area," and had been declared restricted by "the commander."
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It took six hours but Pishi is finally out exploring. My brave girl 🥹
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There's that impossible standard in action. If a class of people's rights depend on there never being cases where a person commits a crime, that class of people never gets rights. You see them do it with other de rigueur punching bags like the undocumented.

Never play along with this game.
I suppose that’s where we disagree (that it is an inherently bad faith question).

You support 100% self-ID, even where it resulted in the Isla Bryson situation?
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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(has ownership of a sandbox version of earth where my wildest dreams come true) kamala harris is president and healthcare and food are still reserved for those with money
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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it's wild that trump is arguably the worst president in history (and I think on track to be the definitive worst) and completely independent of that he is also the member of an elite pedophile ring
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When you just watched Fury Road and can't wait to talk about it
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How does someone decay this much in 14 years? Did he get curious and sample the Yushchenko poison?
A Nuzzi PS:

June 2011, CitiField, NYC. This is seven years after this psycho Bobby Kennedy called me up at MSNBC and said I was his hero 🤷🏼‍♂️This might have been the first sign he was losing his mind

(and no, the cane is for a broken foot; I was only old, not oldER, yet)
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.

The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions ‘Nearly Toppled’ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban — Assigned
In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If we ever get something like normalcy again, we're gonna be inundated with hungover postmortems from legacy media. Lots of "how did we get it so wrong" re this admin of rapists and racists. Don't let them. They've known since before his first term. They worked for him. Never let them forget.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Donald Trump is a lighthouse for the sexually violent
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
X, Spotify, and ChatGPT all down due to Cloudflare outage. Let it ride imo
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Trying to watch Return of the Jedi but I'm at the part where Yoda curls up in a blanket and withers away and my date, Olivia Nuzzi, won't stop squirming.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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i don't think paul giamatti got cast in the ken burns revolutionary war doc per se. i think he just woke up one morning, knew it was time, and drove to the studio to record his lines
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM