Bort
@senatorgiggity.bsky.social
Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
-Shooting people in the face
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
-Shooting people in the face
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
lol still not getting healthcare
Leavitt: "All proceeds from the sale of Venezuelan crude oil and products will first settle in US-controlled accounts at globally recognized banks ... those funds will be dispersed for the benefit of the American people and the Venezuelan people at the discretion of the US government."
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
lol still not getting healthcare
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Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Like the chore of being able to pay bills because you were laid off
Artificial intelligence will help millions of people in ways that do not appear in traditional economic statistics, says OpenAI’s chief economist ft.trib.al/toxh1Gq
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Like the chore of being able to pay bills because you were laid off
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I love that they're showing that there is already enough OpSec breakdown in the Trump admin that it's quite literally VISIBILE in betting markets
Maduro being deposed has a huge spike before he was captured
This is clearly someone important made it clear it's not happening explicitly in a meeting
Maduro being deposed has a huge spike before he was captured
This is clearly someone important made it clear it's not happening explicitly in a meeting
Trump’s Greenland Bid Faces Long Odds in Prediction Markets
President Donald Trump has revived his long-running ambition to bring Greenland under US control, but traders putting money on the outcome are skeptical it will happen this year, while assigning highe...
www.bloomberg.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I love that they're showing that there is already enough OpSec breakdown in the Trump admin that it's quite literally VISIBILE in betting markets
Maduro being deposed has a huge spike before he was captured
This is clearly someone important made it clear it's not happening explicitly in a meeting
Maduro being deposed has a huge spike before he was captured
This is clearly someone important made it clear it's not happening explicitly in a meeting
Folks we got France and Germany to team up against America, that's how fucked everything is
(Reuters) - Allies including France and Germany are working closely on a plan on how to respond should the United States act on its threat to take over Greenland, as Europe seeks to address U.S. President Donald Trump's ambitions in the region.
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Folks we got France and Germany to team up against America, that's how fucked everything is
Noticed he's increasingly saying "The President" in place of "Our"
Q: Does the US intend to buy Greenland?
MARCO RUBIO: That's always been the president's intent
MARCO RUBIO: That's always been the president's intent
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Noticed he's increasingly saying "The President" in place of "Our"
Yeah we missed the boat
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Yeah we missed the boat
(that is a scam don't use them)
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
(that is a scam don't use them)
Targeted ads are targeted
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Targeted ads are targeted
My solutions list so far includes moving abroad
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
My solutions list so far includes moving abroad
I keep coming back to this idea
It's a reaction to the realization that your contributions to your job/capitalism have/will not yield a good return
So you just kinda...break
You use some money you've been sitting on at least attempt to purchase a glimmer of joy and it may even work
For a time
It's a reaction to the realization that your contributions to your job/capitalism have/will not yield a good return
So you just kinda...break
You use some money you've been sitting on at least attempt to purchase a glimmer of joy and it may even work
For a time
What if Midlife Crises weren't freaking out about age but rather just the common point when a lot of people realize they'd done everything they were "supposed to" and still found it's all bullshit so they go buy a Corvette and some jetskis because fuck it
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I keep coming back to this idea
It's a reaction to the realization that your contributions to your job/capitalism have/will not yield a good return
So you just kinda...break
You use some money you've been sitting on at least attempt to purchase a glimmer of joy and it may even work
For a time
It's a reaction to the realization that your contributions to your job/capitalism have/will not yield a good return
So you just kinda...break
You use some money you've been sitting on at least attempt to purchase a glimmer of joy and it may even work
For a time
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Trump chasing imaginary oil supplies, Big Tech chasing an imaginary AI deity, and wannabe Fed chairs chasing an imaginary productivity boom. My new year's resolution of not getting angry about bullshit narratives is not going to last long
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trump chasing imaginary oil supplies, Big Tech chasing an imaginary AI deity, and wannabe Fed chairs chasing an imaginary productivity boom. My new year's resolution of not getting angry about bullshit narratives is not going to last long
Important:
-Greenland
Unimportant:
-Healthcare
-Housing
-Affordability
-Vaccines
-Epstein List
Got it
-Greenland
Unimportant:
-Healthcare
-Housing
-Affordability
-Vaccines
-Epstein List
Got it
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Important:
-Greenland
Unimportant:
-Healthcare
-Housing
-Affordability
-Vaccines
-Epstein List
Got it
-Greenland
Unimportant:
-Healthcare
-Housing
-Affordability
-Vaccines
-Epstein List
Got it
Oliver Platt should be in everything
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Oliver Platt should be in everything
The ol' "Attempt a roundhouse and didn't even come close and pretend you're napping" move
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The ol' "Attempt a roundhouse and didn't even come close and pretend you're napping" move
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I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
To everyone raw dogging reality in these times:
Fucking good on ya
Fucking good on ya
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
To everyone raw dogging reality in these times:
Fucking good on ya
Fucking good on ya
Oooooof course he went to UF
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Oooooof course he went to UF
Not necessarily aggressive but fucking mindless
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Not necessarily aggressive but fucking mindless
Pretty surprised Trump and Elon haven't tried to pawn off a shit government-sponsored automobile on Americans made up of leftover Tesla parts
A People's Car of sorts
A People's Car of sorts
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Pretty surprised Trump and Elon haven't tried to pawn off a shit government-sponsored automobile on Americans made up of leftover Tesla parts
A People's Car of sorts
A People's Car of sorts
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.