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Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Legitimately thought this film was a Simpsons joke for far longer than I want to admit
Lee Marvin and Jean Seberg photographed during a break in filming “PAINT YOUR WAGON” (1969) dir. Joshua Logan

🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why do all these dudes look like the villain from Captain Planet
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah this is definitely it, it's the immigrants buying up all the housing and it was the immigrants that had completely custom McMansions built that nobody on the planet wants anymore
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Americans eat as if healthcare was free"
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Everywhere
So there are just pedophiles everywhere, like way more than we were previously led to believe
Sean Gardner is accused of abusing his position at Chow’s Gymnastics in Iowa and his former job at Jump’In Gymnastics in Mississippi to prey on girls under his tutelage, according to a nine-page FBI affidavit released Friday that summarizes the allegations against him.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Man this just gets worse the further you read
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
2 people should not be able to lose almost $30,000,000,000 in a single fucking day, they shouldn't have $30,000,000,000 to fucking begin with
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I didn’t have the return of Vine on my 2025 bingo card
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hope, wherever Mitch McConnell is, he's in a lot of pain
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Anyone in the Trump administration going after anyone else for tax fraud is something
Breaking NBC:

Bill Pulte, a top Trump housing official, just referred Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell to the Justice Department for a potential federal criminal probe, based on allegations of mortgage and tax fraud related to a D.C. home.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Seems being in office doesn't agree with his health
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Finishing what Reagan started
This is far worse than anyone expected.

Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.

All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He doesn't know about the Ides does he
Fascist Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on Trump to become "the American Caesar" and start arresting and imprisoning judges, mayors, governors and any other elected official who opposes his deportation policies: "He must cross the Rubicon."
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Old girlfriends which we're neither old nor girlfriends
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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One of the 17 year old girls Matt Gaetz allegedly trafficked and had sex with needed the money to pay for braces. She ended up homeless and working at McDonald's. Just incredibly bleak stuff.

archive.ph/CV16n
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There is almost no reason to buy a new car aside from ego, you're not better than a used Toyota
this is funny - GM phasing CarPlay out, TSLA phasing it in. (My bias here is I would never buy a vehicle w/o it)

*TESLA DEVELOPS SUPPORT FOR APPLE CARPLAY IN LONG-REQUESTED MOVE
*TESLA MULLS CARPLAY ROLLOUT IN COMING MONTHS FOLLOWING TESTS
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Stating that Antifa is your enemy, like everything they do, has not been thought through
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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See, I told you. I TOLD YOU that the freaking filibuster is why the Democrats caved in and gave Republicans everything they wanted!

Democrats sold out the country for an institutional privilege that doesn't even help them.
Heaven forbid the Republicans get rid of the filibuster…
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM