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i’m timothee chalamet
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man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.

3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough

4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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hey don’t bother the shrouded woman with the lantern who walks by the river at night she’s chill
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
life hack: if you don’t have a therapist right now, you can just answer the phone the next time the sweetwater sales guy calls, and dive straight into it. jeremy is not allowed to hang up on you, you can just tell him everything
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
so it works like this. i DO NOT believe in god or any sort of higher power. but I DO believe that everything bad is my fault because god is punishing me for my Sins. got it?
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i need better vices….. i should get addicted to like.. falling down the stairs or something. workaholic just isn’t cutting it imo
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this emoji is completely psychotic 🤗 wtf is her problem..,, i am afraid for my life
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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You can either start a scam, work for scammers, or deport 5-year-olds. Those are the only 3 jobs now.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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getting the shit kicked out of me while the Twin Peaks theme song plays
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
thinking of going on a downward spiral—anyone need anything from rock bottom?
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
they should invent a version of water that you actually want to drink
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i am often ashamed of my Millenial Past but i was hanging with some gen-z pals last night and they fully lost their minds when i showed them pictures of me from like 2011. “YOU WERE BASICALLY ZOOEY DESCHANEL??!!??!” they were screaming. and sure, back then we all were. but they don’t know that.
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
POLL: who would win?

⃝ the fragile beauty of the human spirit

⃝ t̴h̵e̸̢̟̮̚ ̶̙̰͑̀̌h̷̘̙̪̝̝͉̆o̷̯͔̩̯̫̳͑͑̈r̵̡̨̹̙͕̮͉̭̋̅̚̚r̵̨̠̓̈́̃̚o̷̙̭͎̫̲͜͠ṟ̷̻̝̎̀s̴̢̜͇͕̦̫͕͔̍̋͋̋̂́
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
shout out to all the folks who are holding it together “surprisingly well” this fine wednesday. you’re all doing great, sorta
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
they will try to make you login to the toilet but the people only want to put a log into the toilet
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
men will say they like radiohead, but then they don’t like it when i am a creep???
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
people in the row in front of you on airplanes love to be watching the fakest-looking marvel movies imaginable
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
no rule on the books that says you can’t do an improv routine at quaker meeting
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
September 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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getting "the surgery" (98 additional legs)
September 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
must suck to be a elephant seal. you get your heart broken by some loser, and your friends wanna know what he looked like, and then you gotta show them a picture and he looks like this
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM