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man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years
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Wrote something really short in preparation to hopefully start sharing more work. Please read Mouseflict.
alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict
alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict
Mouseflict
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February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wrote something really short in preparation to hopefully start sharing more work. Please read Mouseflict.
alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict
alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict
wow i can’t believe i was finally learning to see the beauty in small moments and to experience the present and the self without fear, right as society was collapsing in stupider ways than anyone had even considered previously. ahh well. next time, perhaps
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
wow i can’t believe i was finally learning to see the beauty in small moments and to experience the present and the self without fear, right as society was collapsing in stupider ways than anyone had even considered previously. ahh well. next time, perhaps
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
✨✨daily affirmations✨✨
your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny.
she likes your little jokes and stories.
she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life.
she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair.
at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something
your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny.
she likes your little jokes and stories.
she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life.
she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair.
at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
✨✨daily affirmations✨✨
your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny.
she likes your little jokes and stories.
she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life.
she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair.
at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something
your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny.
she likes your little jokes and stories.
she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life.
she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair.
at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something
you don't have to go to therapy, you can just watch a tv show where the character goes to therapy—that counts
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
you don't have to go to therapy, you can just watch a tv show where the character goes to therapy—that counts
i will give you a one mmillion dollar if u come to my house and hit me over da head with a rubber mallet until i fall down asleep with liytle birds circling my head like a cartoon character
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
i will give you a one mmillion dollar if u come to my house and hit me over da head with a rubber mallet until i fall down asleep with liytle birds circling my head like a cartoon character
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don't you
spaghett about me
spaghett about me
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
don't you
spaghett about me
spaghett about me
life hack: wanna save time and energy?
try showering less!
you may be wondering how that works.
well it's like this: it doesn't matter if you shower or not.
in fact, it doesn't matter if you do anything at all.
that's because nothing matters.
that's right folks—you're depressed.
try showering less!
you may be wondering how that works.
well it's like this: it doesn't matter if you shower or not.
in fact, it doesn't matter if you do anything at all.
that's because nothing matters.
that's right folks—you're depressed.
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
life hack: wanna save time and energy?
try showering less!
you may be wondering how that works.
well it's like this: it doesn't matter if you shower or not.
in fact, it doesn't matter if you do anything at all.
that's because nothing matters.
that's right folks—you're depressed.
try showering less!
you may be wondering how that works.
well it's like this: it doesn't matter if you shower or not.
in fact, it doesn't matter if you do anything at all.
that's because nothing matters.
that's right folks—you're depressed.
alas, if only there were some way to use my platform (roughly 1000 disinterested accounts on a completely irrelevant microblogging platform) to do something actuall ly meaningful (personally lucrative morally bankrupt)
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
alas, if only there were some way to use my platform (roughly 1000 disinterested accounts on a completely irrelevant microblogging platform) to do something actuall ly meaningful (personally lucrative morally bankrupt)
i have no idea what the movie forrest gump is about. not one single notion. it could have aliens in it. or santa claus. or full frontal nudity. maybe he buys a zoo. nobody tell me, it is important to my lore that i remain ignorant of thi
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i have no idea what the movie forrest gump is about. not one single notion. it could have aliens in it. or santa claus. or full frontal nudity. maybe he buys a zoo. nobody tell me, it is important to my lore that i remain ignorant of thi
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chopped unc implies the existence of a joined or united neph—such a being would be the epitome of cool
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
chopped unc implies the existence of a joined or united neph—such a being would be the epitome of cool
everything else aside, thank gosh i was born at a time when i can lie awake at midnight watching 7-year-old episodes of middling british panel tv shows in 45-second increments, rather than having to feel a single one of my feelings
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
everything else aside, thank gosh i was born at a time when i can lie awake at midnight watching 7-year-old episodes of middling british panel tv shows in 45-second increments, rather than having to feel a single one of my feelings
this needs to get 15 likes so i can have enough dopamine to get me through the workday
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this needs to get 15 likes so i can have enough dopamine to get me through the workday
had a dream last night i ate a hotdog and everyone in the dream was like, “wtf you’ve been a vegetarian for 20 years” and i was like, “yeah so? i can have one hotdog every 20 years who cares” and so i ate the hotdog and it tasted disgusting and it made me sick. that was the whole dream
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
had a dream last night i ate a hotdog and everyone in the dream was like, “wtf you’ve been a vegetarian for 20 years” and i was like, “yeah so? i can have one hotdog every 20 years who cares” and so i ate the hotdog and it tasted disgusting and it made me sick. that was the whole dream
that “posts more than 50 times in one day” label is wild…… buddy i do not have that many *thoughts* in one day r u kidding me?!!?
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that “posts more than 50 times in one day” label is wild…… buddy i do not have that many *thoughts* in one day r u kidding me?!!?
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Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
*climbing out of a very dark hole carrying an absurdly large and ostentatious new electric guitar* well folks, i’m back!!
thinking of going on a downward spiral—anyone need anything from rock bottom?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*climbing out of a very dark hole carrying an absurdly large and ostentatious new electric guitar* well folks, i’m back!!
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
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I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
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hey don’t bother the shrouded woman with the lantern who walks by the river at night she’s chill
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
hey don’t bother the shrouded woman with the lantern who walks by the river at night she’s chill