Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
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Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.
Oh you don't like Bluesky? Have you tried being spiritually 62 years old?
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Oh you don't like Bluesky? Have you tried being spiritually 62 years old?
I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Oreo product by how it feels in my ass!
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Oreo product by how it feels in my ass!
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January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic. Also subscribe to see me turn common household toothpaste into 1:1 movie accurate replica of the ark of the covenant.
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me huff paint out of different containers and then rank the containers by paint huffability.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me huff paint out of different containers and then rank the containers by paint huffability.
I'm glad Hollywood never did a sequel to the Holocaust because they would have advertised it a being "From the Twisted Mind of Adolf Hitler"
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I'm glad Hollywood never did a sequel to the Holocaust because they would have advertised it a being "From the Twisted Mind of Adolf Hitler"
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my new Youtube survival channel. where I set up a tent and fire inside my 450 sq. foot apartment. Don't worry! I'm well prepared! I removed the batteries from the smoke detector!
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my new Youtube survival channel. where I set up a tent and fire inside my 450 sq. foot apartment. Don't worry! I'm well prepared! I removed the batteries from the smoke detector!
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my collection of stuffed animals with investigator-confirmed tragic backstories.
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my collection of stuffed animals with investigator-confirmed tragic backstories.
I boymode more in winter. Call that Seasonal Repression
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I boymode more in winter. Call that Seasonal Repression
"Heated Rivalry" makes me nervous like "Schitt's Creek." Incredibly bad omen that people are turning to Canadian entertainment for sense of comfort
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"Heated Rivalry" makes me nervous like "Schitt's Creek." Incredibly bad omen that people are turning to Canadian entertainment for sense of comfort
Cure for cancer <<<< vacuum like device that gets all the shit out of your body at once
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Cure for cancer <<<< vacuum like device that gets all the shit out of your body at once
Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
Binging with Babish got too complicated. The world moves too fast and I feel alone and scared.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Binging with Babish got too complicated. The world moves too fast and I feel alone and scared.
Discovering portal to Narnia by punching hole in drywall while having domestic spat with my disgusting boyfriend
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Discovering portal to Narnia by punching hole in drywall while having domestic spat with my disgusting boyfriend
Broke into the tomb of the unknown soldier and it turned out he was a skeleton.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Broke into the tomb of the unknown soldier and it turned out he was a skeleton.
Oh you have "depression" and "anxiety"? Funny way of saying you're fundamentally weak of spirit
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oh you have "depression" and "anxiety"? Funny way of saying you're fundamentally weak of spirit
Got so much seasonal depression I stopped posting. Then I got so much more that I looped around to posting again.
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Got so much seasonal depression I stopped posting. Then I got so much more that I looped around to posting again.
When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Also subscribe to see me weep uncontrollably while doing the Running Man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Also subscribe to see me weep uncontrollably while doing the Running Man.
Reposted by Haus of Decline
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Anti-Pope by how hung I think they were.
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Anti-Pope by how hung I think they were.
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Anti-Pope by how hung I think they were.
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank every Anti-Pope by how hung I think they were.
I am illustrating my friend's arcane poetry project. Here are some of the pages. It's called Slow Town.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am illustrating my friend's arcane poetry project. Here are some of the pages. It's called Slow Town.