Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
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Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
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Uh oh raptors are good. I might be becoming basketball
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Uh oh raptors are good. I might be becoming basketball
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I think I want to be told I'm pretty, but if someone tells me I'm pretty the first thought is "you are flattering me so you can eventually sell me a time-share"
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I think I want to be told I'm pretty, but if someone tells me I'm pretty the first thought is "you are flattering me so you can eventually sell me a time-share"
Shaving pubes into little square and doing handstand so I get Hitlerdick
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shaving pubes into little square and doing handstand so I get Hitlerdick
Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth
Playing in the ball pit, which is what I call the dumpster behind the orchiectomy depot
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Playing in the ball pit, which is what I call the dumpster behind the orchiectomy depot
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
Getting too drunk and drowning face down in the cuddle puddle
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Getting too drunk and drowning face down in the cuddle puddle
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
Pulling out my gold prince Albert in one smooth motion and using it to post bail
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pulling out my gold prince Albert in one smooth motion and using it to post bail
A good portion of floor space in my apartment now taken up by field of tiny crucifixes I set up as a warning to the cockroaches
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A good portion of floor space in my apartment now taken up by field of tiny crucifixes I set up as a warning to the cockroaches
I find it difficult to watch the Muppets. Kermit is a domestic abuse victim and everyone is cool with it?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I find it difficult to watch the Muppets. Kermit is a domestic abuse victim and everyone is cool with it?!
Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
Im the only person that visits my great aunt who has been hospitalized due to complications with alzheimers. I dump all my personal problems on her. She just enjoys the company. Unfortunately it also means she has started compulsively repeating the phrase "ogrehon"
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Im the only person that visits my great aunt who has been hospitalized due to complications with alzheimers. I dump all my personal problems on her. She just enjoys the company. Unfortunately it also means she has started compulsively repeating the phrase "ogrehon"
I am the most beautiful woman in the stink pit at the Ween concert
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I am the most beautiful woman in the stink pit at the Ween concert
I am Quebec now
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am Quebec now
I became the most unemployed I've ever been during COVID and started drawing comics as a way to prevent myself from fully descending into NEETism
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I became the most unemployed I've ever been during COVID and started drawing comics as a way to prevent myself from fully descending into NEETism
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Folks, we're on newsprint. I have achieved a childhood dream. I am Hagar the Horrible. I am Beetle Bailey.
Comics from @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social and @hausofdecline.bsky.social in the new edition of @thegrindto.bsky.social, rolling out across the city today!
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Folks, we're on newsprint. I have achieved a childhood dream. I am Hagar the Horrible. I am Beetle Bailey.
Girl who's been on HRT 6 years: I'm sorry to say this but first year of transition is Hell
Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different
(One year later)
Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!
Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different
(One year later)
Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Girl who's been on HRT 6 years: I'm sorry to say this but first year of transition is Hell
Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different
(One year later)
Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!
Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different
(One year later)
Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.