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Haus of Decline
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Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I am Quebec now
Alex Haus of Decline witheringly scowls in Montréal Gare Centrale, wearing winter jacket and expos hat
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Alex receives a message on a fuck app from DL (Eyes Looking emoji) TS, 43 which says "I sent you a pick of my cock." Then she gets a messafge that says "Tiny Cowboy for scale" WIth a picture of a small cowboy wacing hi and leaning against the messenger's penis. Alex says "Men are so gross..." We then zoom out to reveal that the tiny cowboy is standing on the table she's sitting at. She says "I don't mind you seeing other people, please just tell me first." The tiny cowboy looks remorseful.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
Every disease getting stuck in a closet door after thet all try to go through at once.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Transgender Awareness Week
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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New comic on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me put my entire fist in my mouth.
Diane, her face a field of jagged cross-hatching say "I'm getting so sleepy..."
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A woman says "I'm trying out a new fashion style which I'm hoping will draw attention away from my big shoulders" to another woman who seems transfixed by her lower torso. The shot is framed such that we can see small text on her dress that says "Brian." We zoom out to the first woman's full fit and in humongous text under "Brian", it says "EPSTEIN 4EVER" The second woman clasps her hand to her mouth, supporting her elbow with her other hand.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic. Also subscribe to see me being a single mom in the big city to a child clone of Bob Newhart.
Diane says "it seems like it's too much..." to a disdainful looking nurse.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A woman invites Alex into her apartment and says "I'm so glad you finally came over! You get to meet my fur baby." She holds up the fur baby which is a humanoid infant entirely covered in hair including on it's sunken eyes and mouth. Alex nervously asks "uh, who's the father?" The other woman leans in and responds "FUR."
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A girl tells Alex "you should rope, gross-ass manmoder." Alex says "there's only one solution for your mean-spirited attitude, 4chan woman. Alex hugs the other woman and continues "...unguarded love and acceptance." The 4chan woman says "I want you to kill yourself even more now."
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Been singing this version of Nick Drake's River Man to myself alot
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Posing so i look like I'm explaining something in a withering fashion. Saying something like "oh honey, not in that dress."
Alex haus of decline in black sweater, blue shorts and black leggings shrugs with a slightly miffed look Alex haus of decline in same outfit as previous picture has a devilish smile and arm cocked back as she is further into her hypothetical point
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Alex says "I'm gonna give back to the community! I'm gonna take that volunteer position for Trans youth mentorship!" At the support group, a girl with her head in her hands says "I feel so ugly all the time" Alex puts her hand on the girl's shoulder and says "hey... how do you think ugly Cis women feel?" Optimistcally she continues "They ain't got NO excuse." The other woman looks at her aghast. Alex returns home, taking off her overcoat and putting her hat on the hatrack. She says to her partner "the kids hated my advice. Clearly it's because they're too woke."
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Alex lies down on a table clutching her knees to her chest. She says "this is my first time getting my butt waxed." The butt wax technician, armed with a waxy tongue depressor says "Talking actually helps if you're nervous." Mildly reticent, Alex says "uh... you see that World Series Game 7?" We switch to Alex's POV. A SSHRIIP sound emanates from between her legs. A small cloth covers her nethers. The technician's face pops up between her legs with a hairy strip. The technician says "yeah, fuckin' brutal, dude."
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! This is the third one in an ongoing series. We're getting neurotic. Very neurotic.
Two disdainful co-worker's stand on the edge of a cubicle. The caption reads "I can feel the sneering disappointment on my co-worker's faces."
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! It's the beginning of a new scaaaary longform. Shoulda done it during October but I have motivation difficulties.
A very tired face. Eye sacks etched with exhausted colour. The caption is "I don't sleep well."
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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New comic on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/pigeon... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my maudlin paintings of anti-establishment puppies.
Alex says "I have constructed a hat that will aloow me to hear the thoughts of pigeons!"
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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No make up Mussolini selfie
Alex Haus of Decline manipulating lower jaw so it extends forward. She moves her lips so that the tops side of her upper lip is touching bottom of her nose
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Footage from the future of my seduction tactics
Bugs bunny in drag arousing Elmer fudd
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Alex holding The first B52s record
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Gear up for the big game on Halloween with a new podcast in which @jane.meangirls.online from @battingaround.bsky.social and I discuss nightmarish 2014 cartoon feature Henry & Me, in which a cancer-stricken child is visited by the ghost of a creepily animated Lou Gehrig.
hausofdecline.ca/podcast
Alex and Jane sit on a couch watching the game with death, who wears a Yankee cap, and holds a bat with a scythe-blade on the end of it in one hand and a beer in the other. The caption reads Steinbrenner Purgatory.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Last minute costume idea: uhhhh... Slutty Captain Haddock?
Alex dressed up as captain Haddock but wearing got pants instead of regular pants
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM