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beetle moses
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: two coworkers talking and walking. One says “Look, the new CEO is a basil plant. Just be respectful” Panel 2: they’re all in a room at a table meeting and there’s a basil plant at the head of the table. Panel 3: their basil plant begins wilting and the first employee yells “Water!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: three chickens stand in front of a fence, one says “the farmer put up electric chicken wire.” Panel 2: another chicken says, “man, he just wants you to THINK it’s electric. Watch:” and he sticks out his wing. Panel 3: they are all attending the second chickens funeral and he’s a rotisserie in an open casket
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel one: News reporter in front of aquarium saying “hundreds are rushing to see the viral ‘handsome eel”. Panel 2: a group of school girls and an old lady are crowded around an aquarium tanking and one says “here he comes!” Panel 3: the handsome eel in question. Someone off panel says OMG!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Driving for Christmas and I got a little too excited seeing a @beetlemoses.bsky.social “Big Binky and the Banana Boys” bumper sticker in middle-of-nowhere NW Ohio.
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Three panel comic. Panel one: a museum guide talks to a group of schoolchildren in front of a fossil. He says “This is a Moa! It lived alongside humans.” Panel 2: one of the kids asks “What happened to it?” Panel 3: a Māori man is using a moa as a skateboard and hitting a gnarly nose grab in a skate bowl.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Comic with 3 panels. Panel 1: a group of krill shout out to another krill “hey you! Where you from, cuh?” Panel 2: a basking shark drifts into frame, filter feeding on the group of krill. Panel 3: the lone krill thinks to himself “well that kinda solved itself…”
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Comic: Panel one: “these soft bodied aliens operate mech suits” Panel two: “their plan: invade earth” and the aliens are jumping out of the ship towards earth. Panel three: they are really small and they crash landed in a marsh and are being terror a limpkin (snail eating water bird)
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Panel 1: classroom setting of animals. Gazelle teacher tells two hyenas sitting next to each other to stop laughing or she’ll separate them Panel 2: one hyena bro looks at the other Panel 3: the other hyena bro is hitting him with a deadpan expression which makes him burst out laughing
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Beautiful bat signed prints are hot off the press
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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