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bippus
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
draw me like one of your french girls
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
@acidlich.bsky.social hey Lizzie. what's a mathematician's favorite drug?
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
@debianxfce.bsky.social this is up around Madison if you're feeling extra diseased
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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mr fucker
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
dreamed there was a big mole hive in my yard. i tried to drive them out by jamming a stick down one of the holes. i squashed a few but the rest ran out and i caught them in a box. i fixed the problem by keeping them in cages, segregated by gender so they didn't make more moles
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
i went to the new UFS location, and as we all predicted, they wrecked the vibes
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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I'm going to try to scan the QR code of an ICE agent and then accidentally order a $17 burger from a restaurant called something like "Thistle and Farm"
Everyone can relax. Democrats have a solution to all this...

Rep. Ritchie Torres is introducing a bill that would require ICE agents to wear scannable QR codes linking to webpages with their names.
www.axios.com/2026/01/13/d...
Democratic infighting ignites over surge of anti-ICE anger
Two members of Democratic leadership clashed over impeaching Kristi Noem during a closed-door meeting.
www.axios.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
@venomlance.bsky.social i found you some stuff
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i think bluesky might have updated and changed its flavor of blue. or maybe I'm crazy
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
french guy eating bad fugu:
help, i am being poissoned
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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My angelic 18 year old cat Gracie has but one vice, and that is shredding rose petals until the pollen gives her a sneezing fit (and then going back for more)
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
packing myself in cosmoline
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
dreamed i was walking down the street and happened upon two black guys, one of whom was killing a third guy with a star wars light saber. the light saber had the head of a horse, or possibly a pegasus, at the end of the light beam. anyway he was really killing the fuck out of the dude
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Milk Day With Darin
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Bro just fried his last brain cell
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
doctors recommend leaving out old playboys for your pubescent sons. to vaccinate them against getting their wires crossed online and developing a thing for cartoon woodchucks or whatever
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
runs and drives
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 AM
(girls on film) nerds online
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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i'm not sure which way is up
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Another of my daily watercolors.
September 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM