Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
· Jan 22
2024 Cadillac Escalade V-Series Review: Can A 682 Horsepower SUV Ever Make Sense? - SlashGear
Cadillac's Escalade is hardly shy, but in V-Series form it's a supercharged beast. With sports car power on tap, has any hope of practicality been left behind?
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I think this is my favorite review I've written www.slashgear.com/1649201/2024...
Chuck Schumer is gonna be the new General Manager of the Mavericks
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chuck Schumer is gonna be the new General Manager of the Mavericks
thinking about the Mugen Civic and Accord
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
thinking about the Mugen Civic and Accord
My most Normie Opinion is that Brooklyn 99 was a funny show.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My most Normie Opinion is that Brooklyn 99 was a funny show.
JUames Bond is real and he's my firend
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
JUames Bond is real and he's my firend
Hong Kong action movies are great because there are dozens of slow-mo shots of guys with terrible haircuts shooting 1,000 nameless henchmen with Uzis.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hong Kong action movies are great because there are dozens of slow-mo shots of guys with terrible haircuts shooting 1,000 nameless henchmen with Uzis.
My dad was a huge fan of Monty Python and anything Monty Python-adjacent, so this clip of George Harrison singing the Pirate Song was a comedy staple growing up. I still find it very funny.
This same clip was posted on TikTok and all of the comments think it's AI.
youtu.be/s3CosIid63U?...
This same clip was posted on TikTok and all of the comments think it's AI.
youtu.be/s3CosIid63U?...
The Original George Harrison Pirate Song
YouTube video by Phil Blantyre
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My dad was a huge fan of Monty Python and anything Monty Python-adjacent, so this clip of George Harrison singing the Pirate Song was a comedy staple growing up. I still find it very funny.
This same clip was posted on TikTok and all of the comments think it's AI.
youtu.be/s3CosIid63U?...
This same clip was posted on TikTok and all of the comments think it's AI.
youtu.be/s3CosIid63U?...
I drive the Cadillac Vistiq. I liked it. www.slashgear.com/2019095/2026...
The 2026 Cadillac Vistiq Wins Because Nobody Else Showed Up (Yet) - SlashGear
Undercutting Cadillac's own electric Escalade, and delivering three rows of seats that are actually adult-scale, has the Vistiq got it all figured out?
www.slashgear.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I drive the Cadillac Vistiq. I liked it. www.slashgear.com/2019095/2026...
INCREDIBLE: Local Grocery Store Manager Communicates With Celtic Spirit Imbued In A Sword Found In The Dumpster
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
INCREDIBLE: Local Grocery Store Manager Communicates With Celtic Spirit Imbued In A Sword Found In The Dumpster
Watching my Stories
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Watching my Stories
I’m Criterion
Barnes and Noble was having a 50% off sale
Barnes and Noble was having a 50% off sale
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m Criterion
Barnes and Noble was having a 50% off sale
Barnes and Noble was having a 50% off sale
Good morning to Davis
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good morning to Davis
Feel free to look at this picture of a WRX
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Feel free to look at this picture of a WRX
Helping get the sound system set up at my parent’s church’s new building it’s renting. I ain’t even go here.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Helping get the sound system set up at my parent’s church’s new building it’s renting. I ain’t even go here.
Having a Cheesed-Burger for Dinner
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having a Cheesed-Burger for Dinner
Thinking about the Cadillac in the movie “Equilibrium”
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thinking about the Cadillac in the movie “Equilibrium”
Driving my giant car to church
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Driving my giant car to church
TikTok comments hit again
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
TikTok comments hit again
The story of Frankenstein, but instead of the Creature reading classic literature like Milton to learn about the world, it reads Haynes manuals.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The story of Frankenstein, but instead of the Creature reading classic literature like Milton to learn about the world, it reads Haynes manuals.
I’m watching the Guillermo Del Toro Frankenstein movie. It’s good, but I have one burning question:
Why is The Creature hot???
Why is The Creature hot???
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m watching the Guillermo Del Toro Frankenstein movie. It’s good, but I have one burning question:
Why is The Creature hot???
Why is The Creature hot???
I have finally Gotten a Grip
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have finally Gotten a Grip
It’s finally cold enough to show everyone my True allegiance
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s finally cold enough to show everyone my True allegiance
Annihilation (2018) is a good movie, because there’s a scene where one of the characters mag dumps an alligator with an M4
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Annihilation (2018) is a good movie, because there’s a scene where one of the characters mag dumps an alligator with an M4
I completely forgot I had this adorable little manual 50mm lens.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I completely forgot I had this adorable little manual 50mm lens.