Alex Hevesy
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news

Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
My very conservative mom on Venezuela: “I don’t even know why we are doing all that. We don’t need that.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Haven’t thought about the Buick Century in a while
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Thinking about the GMT800 Chevy Tahoe in “Constantine”
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I don’t want to use the Pain Grill
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Today’s photos are brought to you by: Things At My Parent’s House

📸 FujiFilm X-T100
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Life,,,,…
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
BYD cars look fine and all but the company’s CEO is also a multi-billionaire who is heavily involved in politics.

But it’s Chinese politics, so American bloggers extolling the seemingly incorruptible virtues of Cheap Chinese EVs™ don’t care.
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I stopped watching Stranger Things because 1: it sucks and the episodes were too long and 2: regularly killing off characters who were children and/or entirely innocent with glee and spectacle put a bad taste in my mouth.
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Yeah ok
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The movie “Midsommar” happened to my aunt, but she got too creeped out by the cult stuff so she left. I saw her at Christmas, she’s fine.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Some photos from Outside

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January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It’s a Hot New Trend for 2026 called “Taking Photos Outside”
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Whycouldnt the Stranger Things™ (Season 5 NOW STREAMING) Kids use a Tomahawk missile to kill the Vecna guy. They had those in the 1980s. Really wouldn’t be that hard.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Love watching tbe ball drop! Such a fun tradition
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Happy’s New Year
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Enjoying snacks for New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Sangria is Campbell’s Chunky Wine
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I’m no history expert, but I dont think this was the worst thing to happen to a US President
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
PragerU has gone WOKE
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I reviewed 40 cars this year.

The cars… they’re good
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m starting a GoFundMe. I’m not sick and I have a job that pays enough. But I just want people to send me money so I can buy camera lenses, Gundam kits, and Warhammer models.

*donations are NOT tax deductible, but I will comment “lol, nice” to any meme or funny post you send me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Hound Is Sleeping
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Thinking about the Porsche Boxster in Mulholland Drive
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Photos from today

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December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reposted by Alex Hevesy
Harlequin Chevy Cobalt SS isn’t real. Harlequin Chevy Cobalt SS can’t hurt you.

Harlequin Chevy Cobalt SS:
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM