Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
· Jan 22
2024 Cadillac Escalade V-Series Review: Can A 682 Horsepower SUV Ever Make Sense? - SlashGear
Cadillac's Escalade is hardly shy, but in V-Series form it's a supercharged beast. With sports car power on tap, has any hope of practicality been left behind?
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I think this is my favorite review I've written www.slashgear.com/1649201/2024...
I just watched the movie “Eddington.”
What da hell was that?
What da hell was that?
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I just watched the movie “Eddington.”
What da hell was that?
What da hell was that?
My Lord of the Rings, John Wick, Band of Brothers, and Criterion Collection Blu-Rays were prescribed to me by a doctor.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My Lord of the Rings, John Wick, Band of Brothers, and Criterion Collection Blu-Rays were prescribed to me by a doctor.
really important picture from my mom
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
really important picture from my mom
Barstool guy is a moron, etc. But Estwing is a good hammer brand.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Barstool guy is a moron, etc. But Estwing is a good hammer brand.
The winner of the coveted 2025 I Like This Camera A Lot award goes to the Nikon Z fc.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The winner of the coveted 2025 I Like This Camera A Lot award goes to the Nikon Z fc.
In my sleep I ripped off one of my toenails. I will need prayers and privacy in this trying time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In my sleep I ripped off one of my toenails. I will need prayers and privacy in this trying time.
If I was charged with the defense of Japan from an Angel attack in 2015, I would simply defeat the enemy.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If I was charged with the defense of Japan from an Angel attack in 2015, I would simply defeat the enemy.
I never read or paid for the New York Times because I am perfectly able to get mad for free. I don't need to pay $75 a year or whatever to do it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I never read or paid for the New York Times because I am perfectly able to get mad for free. I don't need to pay $75 a year or whatever to do it.
I often get Chris Hayes, MSNBC host and political commentator, mixed up with Sean Hayes, of Will and Grace fame.
My only exposure to Chris Hayes is through online posts and my only exposure to Sean Hayes recently was a Jiminy Glick interview I saw on YouTube.
I have a very Special Brain.
My only exposure to Chris Hayes is through online posts and my only exposure to Sean Hayes recently was a Jiminy Glick interview I saw on YouTube.
I have a very Special Brain.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I often get Chris Hayes, MSNBC host and political commentator, mixed up with Sean Hayes, of Will and Grace fame.
My only exposure to Chris Hayes is through online posts and my only exposure to Sean Hayes recently was a Jiminy Glick interview I saw on YouTube.
I have a very Special Brain.
My only exposure to Chris Hayes is through online posts and my only exposure to Sean Hayes recently was a Jiminy Glick interview I saw on YouTube.
I have a very Special Brain.
I have like $100 left in my checking account set aside for groceries and gas. I really shouldn't be looking at old obscure mirrorless cameras. But I will be doing exactly that.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have like $100 left in my checking account set aside for groceries and gas. I really shouldn't be looking at old obscure mirrorless cameras. But I will be doing exactly that.
The Epstein emails reminds me of the emails from my professors in college.
Me:
Good morning, my parent’s house flooded, so I will not make it to class on time. Please let me know if there’s any way I can make up the time.
Prof:
Thx’s
Sent from ToiletMail™ for iPhone
Me:
Good morning, my parent’s house flooded, so I will not make it to class on time. Please let me know if there’s any way I can make up the time.
Prof:
Thx’s
Sent from ToiletMail™ for iPhone
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Epstein emails reminds me of the emails from my professors in college.
Me:
Good morning, my parent’s house flooded, so I will not make it to class on time. Please let me know if there’s any way I can make up the time.
Prof:
Thx’s
Sent from ToiletMail™ for iPhone
Me:
Good morning, my parent’s house flooded, so I will not make it to class on time. Please let me know if there’s any way I can make up the time.
Prof:
Thx’s
Sent from ToiletMail™ for iPhone
Epstein and all the psychos he was emailing with apparently took email grammar notes from my grandmother’s Facebook posts.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Epstein and all the psychos he was emailing with apparently took email grammar notes from my grandmother’s Facebook posts.
Going Absolutely Insane With Movies Right Now
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Going Absolutely Insane With Movies Right Now
I got an ad for Jordan B. Peterson on TikTok, not like an ad for one of his books, it was an ad for the guy.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I got an ad for Jordan B. Peterson on TikTok, not like an ad for one of his books, it was an ad for the guy.
This Guy Ain’t Remember Nothing: The Jason Bourne Story
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This Guy Ain’t Remember Nothing: The Jason Bourne Story
Gotta love that boy
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gotta love that boy
Very good finds from the library’s free pile.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Very good finds from the library’s free pile.
I don't know what this is on Ford's site, and I do not intend to find out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't know what this is on Ford's site, and I do not intend to find out.
Chuck Schumer is gonna be the new General Manager of the Mavericks
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chuck Schumer is gonna be the new General Manager of the Mavericks
thinking about the Mugen Civic and Accord
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
thinking about the Mugen Civic and Accord
My most Normie Opinion is that Brooklyn 99 was a funny show.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My most Normie Opinion is that Brooklyn 99 was a funny show.
JUames Bond is real and he's my firend
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
JUames Bond is real and he's my firend
Hong Kong action movies are great because there are dozens of slow-mo shots of guys with terrible haircuts shooting 1,000 nameless henchmen with Uzis.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hong Kong action movies are great because there are dozens of slow-mo shots of guys with terrible haircuts shooting 1,000 nameless henchmen with Uzis.