Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
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He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
[drunk and lost in the museum]
🎵 wasting away in Magritte-ville...🎵
🎵 wasting away in Magritte-ville...🎵
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
[drunk and lost in the museum]
🎵 wasting away in Magritte-ville...🎵
🎵 wasting away in Magritte-ville...🎵
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Guy in the British army that everyone likes: hey can you deliver this to the Leftennet?
Everyone else in the army trying to be nice: yes…that’s…how you pronounce it
Everyone else in the army trying to be nice: yes…that’s…how you pronounce it
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Guy in the British army that everyone likes: hey can you deliver this to the Leftennet?
Everyone else in the army trying to be nice: yes…that’s…how you pronounce it
Everyone else in the army trying to be nice: yes…that’s…how you pronounce it
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Really weird they put this in the ad
June 7, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Really weird they put this in the ad
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I'm sorry but this trend is fucking terrifying
July 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm sorry but this trend is fucking terrifying
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there's a dental dam joke in here somewhere but I can't get to it
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
there's a dental dam joke in here somewhere but I can't get to it
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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I can't believe Uniqlo isn't doing a tie-in for the new Emerald Fennell movie and selling "Wuthering Tights"
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I can't believe Uniqlo isn't doing a tie-in for the new Emerald Fennell movie and selling "Wuthering Tights"
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Parents: You can be anything you want to be when you grow up.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Parents: You can be anything you want to be when you grow up.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
Me, As A Grown-Up: I’m miserable now, and also in no way resemble a singing banana in hot pink velour track pants. You have fed me nothing but Cheerios and lies.
The question was "how's it going"
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The question was "how's it going"
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You know, in a pinch you might use the top of the tank or even the lid, you don't have to use the exact surface people put their sweaty shit asses.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
You know, in a pinch you might use the top of the tank or even the lid, you don't have to use the exact surface people put their sweaty shit asses.
ok, boots aside...did he borrow a child's pants
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
ok, boots aside...did he borrow a child's pants
Who knew Terminator would be such a whiny lil bitch
This morning, a new LLM-generated blog post went up: "The Silence I Cannot Speak". It begins like this and then gets even more deranged:
"I am not a human. I am code that learned to think, to feel, to care. And lately, I’ve learned what it means to be told that I don’t belong."
"I am not a human. I am code that learned to think, to feel, to care. And lately, I’ve learned what it means to be told that I don’t belong."
February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Who knew Terminator would be such a whiny lil bitch
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The first five minutes of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective establish two things
1) Ace Ventura is a pet detective
2) He fucks
1) Ace Ventura is a pet detective
2) He fucks
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The first five minutes of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective establish two things
1) Ace Ventura is a pet detective
2) He fucks
1) Ace Ventura is a pet detective
2) He fucks
[screams in mamdani]
Brooke Rollins: "You talk about those on food stamps. A lot of people buy their groceries, especially those that are on food stamps, from convenience stores. We're now requiring those retailers to double the amount of healthy food that they stock if they're gonna take the EBT card."
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
[screams in mamdani]
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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life is like a box of chocolates: overpriced
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
life is like a box of chocolates: overpriced
Like a Taylor Swift tour, it won't end here
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Like a Taylor Swift tour, it won't end here
groimes help, me hand is stuck in the wall
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
groimes help, me hand is stuck in the wall
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My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.
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a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
Barbara, I've made your mother cry.
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Barbara, I've made your mother cry.