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Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · Sep 16
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
downwithdan.bsky.social
Training Siri to stream porn when you say "roll that beautiful bean footage"
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
(jk simmons angrily sending back his shrimp) "not my tempura"
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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kriswolfhe.art
when you accidentally become important at work
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
downwithdan.bsky.social
[on a date, playing the drum solo from Wipeout on my belly with spoons for the third time]
Me: Yeah it's just so hard to find someone ready to settle down, y'know?
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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rincewind.run
Insane Clown Posse “magnets: how do they work?” screenshot with a speech bubble
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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jules.su
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
critfailmemes on threads (!) "Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" "Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" "No you... you gotta give them the circuses" "We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
downwithdan.bsky.social
Scene from peep show: I'm sorry, what the fucking hell are you talking about?
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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dly.bsky.social
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
downwithdan.bsky.social
Watching Frankenstein is a lot like watching those how to build a PC videos
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
downwithdan.bsky.social
man they **wrecked** that edmund fitzgerald if u know what I mean
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
I’m a cheese man, myself
Daniel Plainview and son but they’re dang cheese heads
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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banjeaux.bsky.social
I did one
Brian De Palma's name stylized like those Zohran Mamdani shirts
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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paintedsky.ca
anyone wanna come over and flay me alive? no weirdos
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
downwithdan.bsky.social
thank you temu, very cool
Temu ad for a portrait but it's shitty AI of a woman with many deformed legs and her head is turned around??
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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ladyaranea.bsky.social
Like me. I've got a kid and our snap is under threat.
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November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ceej.online
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
unioncity.bsky.social unioncity.bsky.social @unioncity.bsky.social · 1d
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
“This man knows no beauty and his whole world has devolved into fights on the Internet.”

Man: “Liar. I will fight you on the Internet.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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kibblesmith.com
One of the few tangible traits of cool people is that they don’t care what others think about them and he blows the test every time.
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
That tweet belongs in the Hall Of Oates
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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eyepatchguy.bsky.social
Oates is the most feast or famine poster in history
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
downwithdan.bsky.social
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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dly.bsky.social
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM