Standplaats Kraków
@standplaatskrk.pl
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
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Standplaats Kraków
@standplaatskrk.pl
· Oct 15
Oh, we got pinned posts now? Neat! Mine will probably be a combination of fundraiser (PayPal in bio!) and Etsy store ad (standplaatskrk.pl) when I get around to it, but for now let me introduce you to the most comprehensive memethread in Bluesky history, for what it's worth!
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Being poor is expensive and exhausting, and I hate it. Really would like to end it, would help with the stress headaches. So, Tech CEO with a heavy conscience: hit me up for custom design work or drop something in the PayPal.
Did pull the trigger on the internet thing, so that's neat!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Being poor is expensive and exhausting, and I hate it. Really would like to end it, would help with the stress headaches. So, Tech CEO with a heavy conscience: hit me up for custom design work or drop something in the PayPal.
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This is another wealth transfer, because the DOJ won't defend these suits, they'll settle. This is a $500k payout to the Jan 6ers in Congress.
Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is another wealth transfer, because the DOJ won't defend these suits, they'll settle. This is a $500k payout to the Jan 6ers in Congress.
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It is incredible — the blind spots you develop when you’ve never, ever been poor.
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It is incredible — the blind spots you develop when you’ve never, ever been poor.
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I know we're all mad, but you have to admit that it's an astounding coincidence that the only Dem defectors are those not seeking reflection next year. And Dem leadership was powerless to stop them! Wow! What are the odds? The world is full of wonders and mysteries.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know we're all mad, but you have to admit that it's an astounding coincidence that the only Dem defectors are those not seeking reflection next year. And Dem leadership was powerless to stop them! Wow! What are the odds? The world is full of wonders and mysteries.
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it fucking rules that Dems caved for this and then it ends up it's not a clean CR at all it's full of shit that completely sucks and You! Voted! For! It!
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
it fucking rules that Dems caved for this and then it ends up it's not a clean CR at all it's full of shit that completely sucks and You! Voted! For! It!
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Being poor is expensive and exhausting, and I hate it. Really would like to end it, would help with the stress headaches. So, Tech CEO with a heavy conscience: hit me up for custom design work or drop something in the PayPal.
Did pull the trigger on the internet thing, so that's neat!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Being poor is expensive and exhausting, and I hate it. Really would like to end it, would help with the stress headaches. So, Tech CEO with a heavy conscience: hit me up for custom design work or drop something in the PayPal.
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!["So tired of Western developers shoving their woke agenda down our throats with their design of female characters.
Take vanilla Lae'zel for example. live used filters to remove her DEI chin, strange nose, and harsh masculine features. Now she looks sexy, feminine, and attractive."
[2 images: 1. Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3: "Lae'zel has yellowish-green skin, with black accents below her ochre eyes, cheeks and neck. Her scars, most prominent of all one that runs from her nose to her chin, give her the mean look of a seasoned warrior. Black bumpy mottles adorn her face on her cheeks, and like all githyanki, she has a flattened nose and long and pointed ears, with ridges protruding on the back edges. Her hair, kept shoulder-length, is auburn and straight, with a few adorned silver braids running along the side of her head and a small bun on the back. Though shorter than the rest of the companions, and with a wiry, athletic frame, she stands proud and intimidating. "
2. an admittedly very cute toad.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreienfrq6zsoepmzxon2wn4tnpeqynnbo4vwvyn26vt4popcdw5hls4@jpeg)
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![terriblerealestateagentphotos on Tumblr:
[Image: image of a beagle printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.]
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for
images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a
wooden room.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiam5jjgunqzzbcq5lbibmwxgmnzqzew7a56wr7hjjnaf3hhwuwvhy@jpeg)
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I was holding off on selling this one because I didn't want to blow up someone else's spot, but today I saw a flood of AI variants on Amazon and shit, so I decided to put my artisanal design out there for the connoisseurs.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was holding off on selling this one because I didn't want to blow up someone else's spot, but today I saw a flood of AI variants on Amazon and shit, so I decided to put my artisanal design out there for the connoisseurs.
Since I've been doing keto I've been doing this with Camembert, recommended.
![Protein bar (brick of parmesan) [someone holding up a piece of cheese in their car while driving.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiflefdnvvmndzov2ue6zk3ld7uaky4kapxaablvl2eymzpbrssgru@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Since I've been doing keto I've been doing this with Camembert, recommended.
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Time to start the November campaign!
Art theme: Abstract Landscapes!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Target: 3000
Art theme: Abstract Landscapes!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Target: 3000
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Time to start the November campaign!
Art theme: Abstract Landscapes!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Target: 3000
Art theme: Abstract Landscapes!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Target: 3000
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Did pull the trigger on the internet thing, so that's neat!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did pull the trigger on the internet thing, so that's neat!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
I think 9900 GB should tide me over for a good little while.
220/3000, urgent!
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Lol, oh no: paypal is being slow once again and tomorrow is National Independence Day which is a bank holiday. Hugely grateful to the folks who patronize my etsy for allowing me to buy food!
220/3000, urgent!
220/3000, urgent!
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Lol, oh no: paypal is being slow once again and tomorrow is National Independence Day which is a bank holiday. Hugely grateful to the folks who patronize my etsy for allowing me to buy food!
220/3000, urgent!
220/3000, urgent!
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10 minutes, last call.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
10 minutes, last call.
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I wrote this Lucy-Football-Dems joke out as a post of my own 3 hours ago. But here I find it in meme form & this posted a mere 2 hours ago. Do you know what this means?
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wrote this Lucy-Football-Dems joke out as a post of my own 3 hours ago. But here I find it in meme form & this posted a mere 2 hours ago. Do you know what this means?
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
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50 minutes left, get in here if you want a deal!
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
50 minutes left, get in here if you want a deal!