Jon Bois
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”
i don’t think that indiana is any good
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i don’t think that indiana is any good
it seems like new york city has more and more mayors each and every year
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
it seems like new york city has more and more mayors each and every year
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
New York City has a new mayor
i guess i’m behind the times, but i don’t know who any of these musicians are on these new year’s eve shows. when i was growing up in the ‘90s we didn’t have any musicians at all
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i guess i’m behind the times, but i don’t know who any of these musicians are on these new year’s eve shows. when i was growing up in the ‘90s we didn’t have any musicians at all
the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn
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i got so mad i yelled at my screen ooough i hate wildman whitehouse. but then Jon got me to believe in the resilience of humanity at the end. suck it wildmam
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i got so mad i yelled at my screen ooough i hate wildman whitehouse. but then Jon got me to believe in the resilience of humanity at the end. suck it wildmam
what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
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I really cannot emphasize enough how extremely worth your time this entire series is
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I really cannot emphasize enough how extremely worth your time this entire series is
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blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht
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Watching this and constantly muttering "oh my god" at an increasingly louder volume
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watching this and constantly muttering "oh my god" at an increasingly louder volume
i almost named this episode “Get A Load Of This Fucking Idiot”
holy shit this guy SUCKS
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i almost named this episode “Get A Load Of This Fucking Idiot”
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
the fourth and final episode of FOOL TIME drops on youtube tomorrow. it will be wildman whitehouse's finest hour
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the fourth and final episode of FOOL TIME drops on youtube tomorrow. it will be wildman whitehouse's finest hour
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An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
the panthers just kneeled in the 4th quarter on 4th down while they were losing. according to @stathead.com that's the third time a team has done that since 1978. here are the other two
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the panthers just kneeled in the 4th quarter on 4th down while they were losing. according to @stathead.com that's the third time a team has done that since 1978. here are the other two
proud to announce that i have just discovered the most needless thing that has ever existed: a pop-up ai summary of the nfl sunday ticket chat window that's open to all viewers
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
proud to announce that i have just discovered the most needless thing that has ever existed: a pop-up ai summary of the nfl sunday ticket chat window that's open to all viewers
jon’s sandwich shop
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jon’s sandwich shop
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches