Bill Corbett
@billcorbett.bsky.social
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Bill Corbett
@billcorbett.bsky.social
· Jul 27
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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Just a bunch of stupid, craven, disgusting pigs so poisoned by their own vacuous national culture they treat opening new frontiers of death and destruction like open fast food restaurant franchises. I cannot put into words the contempt I have for these utterly wretched dogs.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Just a bunch of stupid, craven, disgusting pigs so poisoned by their own vacuous national culture they treat opening new frontiers of death and destruction like open fast food restaurant franchises. I cannot put into words the contempt I have for these utterly wretched dogs.
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
One of Lincoln Project cofounders. Fuck right off, you carpetbagger.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
One of Lincoln Project cofounders. Fuck right off, you carpetbagger.
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Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
Lord of the Rings with Bill Corbett | What's All This Then
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January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
[hulk ‘puny god’ voice]
Wispy ass broccoli
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
[hulk ‘puny god’ voice]
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Someone convince Trump that people would finally love him if he got a broccoli haircut
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Someone convince Trump that people would finally love him if he got a broccoli haircut
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Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them
I mean it’s impossible to beat Val Kilmer for looks / charisma but the actual Doc H was pretty cool looking. Is he… YOUR huckleberry?
John Henry "Doc" Holliday earned a degree in dentistry from the Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery.
He set up practice in Atlanta, Georgia, but he was soon diagnosed with tuberculosis.
He set up practice in Atlanta, Georgia, but he was soon diagnosed with tuberculosis.
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I mean it’s impossible to beat Val Kilmer for looks / charisma but the actual Doc H was pretty cool looking. Is he… YOUR huckleberry?
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WAKE UP GLEN! The first short of 2026 is here and you'll be appropriately terrified. Now available! www.rifftrax.com/glen-wakes-up
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
WAKE UP GLEN! The first short of 2026 is here and you'll be appropriately terrified. Now available! www.rifftrax.com/glen-wakes-up
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milkshake duck hotel edition
Hilton said Tuesday that it is removing an independently owned Minnesota hotel from its system after a location denied rooms to ICE employees.
Hilton says it is removing a Minnesota hotel from its system over ICE controversy
Hilton said Tuesday that it is removing an independently owned Minnesota hotel from its system after a location denied rooms to ICE employees.
www.businessinsider.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
milkshake duck hotel edition
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“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat
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If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.
You maniacs drove Parker Molloy off this site? Goddamnit that sucks.
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
You maniacs drove Parker Molloy off this site? Goddamnit that sucks.
The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”
May the Illinois State Redbird visit you in FCS championship night.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”
I joined Libby and Charlotte on the What’s All This Then podcast and had a rollicking fun time except for when they showed me the worst thing my eyes have ever seen: a giant pile of sausages abandoned in a field. Grrrreat Britain was that gross! (Also Tolkien chat, not quite as gross)
Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
Lord of the Rings with Bill Corbett | What's All This Then
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January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I joined Libby and Charlotte on the What’s All This Then podcast and had a rollicking fun time except for when they showed me the worst thing my eyes have ever seen: a giant pile of sausages abandoned in a field. Grrrreat Britain was that gross! (Also Tolkien chat, not quite as gross)
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Every four years the US is forced to choose between a fascist and a conservative while the newspapers claim politics has gone too far to the left
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Every four years the US is forced to choose between a fascist and a conservative while the newspapers claim politics has gone too far to the left
You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
Sluggo was soon hauled in front of HUAC and didn’t work in the USA for the next 27 years
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Sluggo was soon hauled in front of HUAC and didn’t work in the USA for the next 27 years
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
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Debra Messing getting slowly MAGA pilled has been something to see
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Debra Messing getting slowly MAGA pilled has been something to see
Gonna go out on a limb and say Aaron Rodgers - not super likable? Sorry to offend.
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Gonna go out on a limb and say Aaron Rodgers - not super likable? Sorry to offend.
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
Trying out a cool debate thing on the debate websites, to further the conversation: “Maduro is a great man and a brave champion of democracy and freedom, the USA owes him a great debt. But yes, Trump was right to kidnap him and he should probably be executed. #bipartisanship”
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Trying out a cool debate thing on the debate websites, to further the conversation: “Maduro is a great man and a brave champion of democracy and freedom, the USA owes him a great debt. But yes, Trump was right to kidnap him and he should probably be executed. #bipartisanship”
You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea