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Bill Corbett
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Well just got into a nasty car accident, vehicle totalled, I’m a bit bruised and shaken up but mostly fine I think.

Now that cops and tow trucks are gone and I’m home, I have to say the thing all people love to say: IT WASN’T MY FAULT.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Red letter day on The Outfit: FINALLY, I get to return to the auld sod of Dublin, for a story worthy of my mother country: that of Martin "The General" Cahill, whose colorful life of heists, pigeons, polygamy, & crucifying underlings echoes Ireland's dark history: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Martin Cahill:
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 11/13/2025 · 1h 3m
podcasts.apple.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm seeing some middle aged men whose hearts I really do think are in the right place NONETHELESS making dumb "sexy time" jokes about the Epstein stuff. Just a default setting of heh heh, whoa sex heh heh.

I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
M3GAN > Megyn
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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in a normal society youd get some kind of special commendation for having documented evidence of these people hating you
Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You don’t wanna start an “imagine if” contest, smart boy. Trust me.
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"why don't women want to have more kids?!"

Because you made a country they want to flee.
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Once again we must conclude that our ruling class is dumb, gross and smelly.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
what a working class hero
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
Well, he's certainly stayed consistent on that point!
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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ANYWAY! My 2023 book -- about systemic, institutionalized, longstanding patterns of misconduct, abuse, predation, and the enabling and even the celebration of same by the powerful -- was titled Burn It Down 🔥🔥🔥🔥 just sayin' bookshop.org/p/books/burn...
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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we need to bring the hammer down on wealthy and connected elites. it’s been desperately needed for a long time. regardless of party or politics.
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Cheney.
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:

Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump

Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?

And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:

Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump

Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?

And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I produce this wonderful podcast In This Family, all about the connections between family and mental health. Overjoyed to present this episode with the incomparable @mariabamford.bsky.social in our latest episode. Laughs! Wisdom! Heart!
www.nexusfamilyhealing.org/podcast/mari...
Comedian Maria Bamford Loved Her Parents, Learned From Them, Makes Fun of Them
Comedian and author Maria Bamford reflects on growing up with loving parents who did their best to support her through bipolar II, OCD, and intrusive thoughts—despite not having the mental health awar...
www.nexusfamilyhealing.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Look I know had some bad habits but he supported science and folks, he was one hell of a financier
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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if only there were some way other than his own repeated statements in public on Howard Stern over the course of many years to know whether this man was interested sexually in underage girls, Bill! if only!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Least difficult thing to believe EVER. From the guy who couldn't stop talking out loud about how much wanted to fuck his own daughter and who bragged about buying a teen beauty pageant just so he could barge into their dressing room when they were changing? Pretty credible!
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We have been bombarded with solar flares that blew from the surface of the sun over the past few days, and folks I am loving it. Waiting for my superpower and /or freakish transformation to kick in!
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM