Bill Corbett
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Eu vou coringar
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Eu vou coringar
Also how does this little orc hand work?
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Also how does this little orc hand work?
Sorry LeBron, Grok has bad news -
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Sorry LeBron, Grok has bad news -
There’s a moment here where Piggy loses his dentures for a second. Cronenbergian horror.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There’s a moment here where Piggy loses his dentures for a second. Cronenbergian horror.
Recommendation: this rice. We get big bags of it at the Asian grocery nearby. It is incredibly good and easy to make.
N.B. I am not paid to promote this, either with money or rice. But I’d take either.
This has been Bill’s rice recommendation. Good night.
N.B. I am not paid to promote this, either with money or rice. But I’d take either.
This has been Bill’s rice recommendation. Good night.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Recommendation: this rice. We get big bags of it at the Asian grocery nearby. It is incredibly good and easy to make.
N.B. I am not paid to promote this, either with money or rice. But I’d take either.
This has been Bill’s rice recommendation. Good night.
N.B. I am not paid to promote this, either with money or rice. But I’d take either.
This has been Bill’s rice recommendation. Good night.
Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.
Two days ago I noted along with many others that Chuck Schumer was getting nervous after the midterms that his cherished professional helplessness was going away. A few people took me to task including this name-redacted savvy politics knower. WELL.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Two days ago I noted along with many others that Chuck Schumer was getting nervous after the midterms that his cherished professional helplessness was going away. A few people took me to task including this name-redacted savvy politics knower. WELL.
Carnivorous Death Ball was what we called my older cousin Brian, living in his mom’s basement into his 40s
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Carnivorous Death Ball was what we called my older cousin Brian, living in his mom’s basement into his 40s
Yep that’s what we’ve been telling you all, you shameless asshole.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yep that’s what we’ve been telling you all, you shameless asshole.
Your Lincoln Project pal!
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Your Lincoln Project pal!
Ahh drat I’ve been duped. Here’s the original, from the drunk judge’s insta. Gotta say - not *that* much better? Thanks @sasscarpone.bsky.social for the info.
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ahh drat I’ve been duped. Here’s the original, from the drunk judge’s insta. Gotta say - not *that* much better? Thanks @sasscarpone.bsky.social for the info.
A24 could never conjure a horror like this
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A24 could never conjure a horror like this
I won’t let myself believe you this time, Target… I can’t…
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I won’t let myself believe you this time, Target… I can’t…
There is so little real justice in this world. So if you can, enjoy the fact that Trump is one of the most miserable people alive.
Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.
Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There is so little real justice in this world. So if you can, enjoy the fact that Trump is one of the most miserable people alive.
Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.
Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.
All they want is some candy, probably
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
All they want is some candy, probably
Ha’appy Hal’lowe’ee’en
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ha’appy Hal’lowe’ee’en
It’s wild how much variation there is in the adaptations of Bram Stoker’s novel, while still maintaining many of the same basic beats. E.g. DRACULA starting Frank Langella also came out that year, 1979. But the main character is insanely sexy rather than a chalk-faced rat monster.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s wild how much variation there is in the adaptations of Bram Stoker’s novel, while still maintaining many of the same basic beats. E.g. DRACULA starting Frank Langella also came out that year, 1979. But the main character is insanely sexy rather than a chalk-faced rat monster.
Rewatched the Werner Herzog NOSFERATU (1979) last night, hadn’t seen it in decades. Man does it hold up. Klaus Kinski’s Dracula is an amazing performance. The movie is visually stunning. Rat content warning: LOTS OF RATS.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Rewatched the Werner Herzog NOSFERATU (1979) last night, hadn’t seen it in decades. Man does it hold up. Klaus Kinski’s Dracula is an amazing performance. The movie is visually stunning. Rat content warning: LOTS OF RATS.
Been trying to figure out who Trey Yesavage reminds me of. Finally got it! He looks like a young version of my friend Sean Cullen, veteran actor who played George Clooney’s brother in MICHAEL CLAYTON.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Been trying to figure out who Trey Yesavage reminds me of. Finally got it! He looks like a young version of my friend Sean Cullen, veteran actor who played George Clooney’s brother in MICHAEL CLAYTON.
Isn’t MALK literally a Simpsons joke?
(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)
(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Isn’t MALK literally a Simpsons joke?
(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)
(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)
Just learned that Life Cereal is still using TV’s little “Mikey” as a trademark character so many years after the human Mikey died of old age in 1957.
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just learned that Life Cereal is still using TV’s little “Mikey” as a trademark character so many years after the human Mikey died of old age in 1957.
I hope Bruce spared his wife (who is also horrifying but innocent of Atlantic City crimes)
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I hope Bruce spared his wife (who is also horrifying but innocent of Atlantic City crimes)
I remember it very differently, but I must be wrong if the Makin’ Copies guy is spitting facts
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I remember it very differently, but I must be wrong if the Makin’ Copies guy is spitting facts