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Bill Corbett
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writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.

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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.

It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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"the giants are gonna be scary next year" is a thought I just had that is also something like a medieval peasant said after a pumpkin fell off a cart facing eastward
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Requesting a remake of 1968’s THE SWIMMER, an adaptation of John Cheever’s short story of the same name, starring Burt Lancaster. A weird, kinda artsy movie in which our bathing-suited hero swims home via his neighbors’ numerous swimming pools, encountering many.

The remake will star Richard Kind.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Dizzying Nuzzi buzz for sales tizzy or sizzle turns to fizzle amid scuzzy nuzzling?

Puzzled, ZZ Top eat pizza with frazzled Eddie Izzard.
the thing that is hilarious to me about all this is that outside of like maybe a couple hundred sickos, literally nobody cares.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tuesdays with Morrie were nice but Wednesdays (invitation only, very exclusive) were when things got sexy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
grotesque
New: Hillary Clinton will be speaking at an event hosted by Israel Hayom (Israel's most read newspaper, run by Israeli-American billionaire & Trump megadonor Miriam Adelson).

She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I do a preventative MRI every single morning just to be careful. You gotta put health first!
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The reporters yelled at by Trump for asking what part of him is being MRI-ed should just make it up. “Mr President, when is the next MRI scheduled for your giant misshapen ass?”
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It’s sort of infuriating to watch liberals all of the sudden be able to identify war crimes because Trump is doing them
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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"The only thing we have to fear is not enough seating for White House social events" -- FDR, 1933
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Defense dipshits sure do love saying “lethal” and “warfighter.” Grow up, man.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Remembering when my entire seventh grade Hebrew school class went to see Titanic for some reason?? And when Kate Winslet dropped her robe Ari Asher let out a loud strangled gasp in the silent theater and everyone laughed because, yes, that’s correct. Anyway he’s a famous horror auteur now
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Can Lose
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Someone take Justin Jefferson away to a better place, we are killing this amazing man
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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IF YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE A COMIC...

Please talk about it on this thread! I would love to hear what stage you are at, what is working well, and what has proven more difficult than you thought.

Share a bit of art, if you can!

Sing your own praises, if you like!
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Strong floor, strong ceiling.
Strong house.
Strong. Strong strength. Strongness, in terms of the house and also in terms of strength. Which is strong.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I asked Grok for a good chili recipe and it said “Elon Musk is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dry, white, boring, spiceless, joyless. I would never give thanks for that.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM