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J. Elvis Weinstein
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Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
Now Mpls. will forever have a bloody mist to go with its purple rain.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Sounds like more of a winning GoFundMe lottery ticket than a scarlet letter.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
His fake number has been stuck at 18 trillion for months. Even his imaginary investors are putting on the brakes.
Trump is wandering around a restaurant in Iowa ranting about "$18 trillion being invested"
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Sounds like more of a winning GoFundMe lottery ticket than a scarlet letter.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
So does Greg Bovino move to Argentina now?
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Hasn't Robert Kraft had enough happy endings?
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hasn't Robert Kraft had enough happy endings?
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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I wonder how many Trump donors will be buying up blocks of tickets for "Melania" next week. I predict there will be many sold out, empty theaters.
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Charles Yang of Time for Three absolutely slaying me. I would lose my mind if I heard this live. Even crappy phone speakers made me scream and cry.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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I am proud to be from Minnesota. We're stubborn people - think Dylan going electric, Prince going unpronounceable, The Replacements purposely fucking up every opportunity. We're like that.
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Oh, it's a penguin. I thought he was abducting a child.
Apart from anything else there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless he’s invading the South Pole too….
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Oh, it's a penguin. I thought he was abducting a child.
Apart from anything else there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless he’s invading the South Pole too….
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Paid agitators don't do 30 below zero.
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If only they would have renamed it the TRUMPHO
WHO removing Us Flag
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Paid agitators don't do 30 below zero.
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It's so cold in Minneapolis even Mary Tyler Moore would keep her hat on.
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I wonder how many Trump donors will be buying up blocks of tickets for "Melania" next week. I predict there will be many sold out, empty theaters.
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hey, if my parents got an abortion, I wouldn't be here either! I guess we're all Mike Johnson.
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I am proud to be from Minnesota. We're stubborn people - think Dylan going electric, Prince going unpronounceable, The Replacements purposely fucking up every opportunity. We're like that.
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Got a good question for us? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow435 by 9am tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Next he'll say he can't join Mar-a-Lago.
Trump: “Dear Prime Minister Carney:
 
Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time.
 
Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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By dressing up like military and sporting the word "Police", ICE has been disrespecting both professions with their goonery. That might matter down the line.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Got a good question for us? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow435 by 9am tomorrow.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
You have to have patience and allow the Hindenburg to reach its mooring post.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
He should use the same makeup he uses to cover the numbers on his forehead on that bruise.
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM