J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
My health insurance refuses to pay for an induced coma as an elective procedure.
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My health insurance refuses to pay for an induced coma as an elective procedure.
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Not only is Trump promising to rebuild Venezuela, but he will be picking out all the marble and fixtures personally.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Not only is Trump promising to rebuild Venezuela, but he will be picking out all the marble and fixtures personally.
He didn't slip, he was punched out of the rankings.
Jake Paul has slipped out of the WBA cruiserweight rankings after the YouTuber-turned-boxer was soundly beaten by former world heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua last month.
Jake Paul drops out of WBA cruiserweight rankings after loss to Anthony Joshua
Jake Paul has slipped out of the WBA cruiserweight rankings after the YouTuber-turned-boxer was soundly beaten by former world heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua last month.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
He didn't slip, he was punched out of the rankings.
Sure, you can say you guessed Trump would be this bad, but obviousness is 20/20.
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sure, you can say you guessed Trump would be this bad, but obviousness is 20/20.
Trump only puts the US military in places Americans don't want them. Like a 4 year old playing Risk.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Trump only puts the US military in places Americans don't want them. Like a 4 year old playing Risk.
Not only is Trump promising to rebuild Venezuela, but he will be picking out all the marble and fixtures personally.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Not only is Trump promising to rebuild Venezuela, but he will be picking out all the marble and fixtures personally.
Watching it on 4 different TVs.
#ComingUpOnTCM
RASHOMON (1950) Toshirô Mifune, Machiko Kyô, Takashi Shimura
Dir.: Akira Kurosawa 7:15 PM PT
In medieval Japan, four people offer conflicting accounts of a rape and murder.
1h 28m | Drama | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
RASHOMON (1950) Toshirô Mifune, Machiko Kyô, Takashi Shimura
Dir.: Akira Kurosawa 7:15 PM PT
In medieval Japan, four people offer conflicting accounts of a rape and murder.
1h 28m | Drama | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Watching it on 4 different TVs.
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Whenever I think about Trump taking a cognitive test I picture his caddy standing next to him whispering "giraffe" under a fake cough.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whenever I think about Trump taking a cognitive test I picture his caddy standing next to him whispering "giraffe" under a fake cough.
Whenever I think about Trump taking a cognitive test I picture his caddy standing next to him whispering "giraffe" under a fake cough.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whenever I think about Trump taking a cognitive test I picture his caddy standing next to him whispering "giraffe" under a fake cough.
I've thought it was 4 different days of the week at various times today.
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I've thought it was 4 different days of the week at various times today.
It is quiet today. That Bono guy sure knows his stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It is quiet today. That Bono guy sure knows his stuff.
I still haven't filed my resolution for 2023.
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I still haven't filed my resolution for 2023.
The obelisk is no Sphere.
Light displays on the Washington Monument will run nightly through Monday with projections depicting “the story of America’s journey,” according to organizers at Freedom 250. https://wapo.st/49cr7k0
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The obelisk is no Sphere.
They say you die a second time when people stop speaking your name, so: Guy Lombardo.
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
They say you die a second time when people stop speaking your name, so: Guy Lombardo.
Got a question for the first Spiral of the new year? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow432 by tomorrow (Fri) 9am.
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Got a question for the first Spiral of the new year? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow432 by tomorrow (Fri) 9am.
I never minded doing stand-up on New Year's Eve. I was totally used to people starting to look at their watches halfway through my set.
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I never minded doing stand-up on New Year's Eve. I was totally used to people starting to look at their watches halfway through my set.
That was the last show my left kidney ever did.
It still boggles my mind that it's been 12 years since Cinematic Titanic took its final cruise. I miss this group...
@frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social
Thanks for all the fish!
@frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social
Thanks for all the fish!
December 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
That was the last show my left kidney ever did.
I don't think I've enjoyed a year less than this since jr. high.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don't think I've enjoyed a year less than this since jr. high.
Man, I wouldn't wish the amount of tragedy that Caroline Kennedy has endured on anyone outside the current administration.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Man, I wouldn't wish the amount of tragedy that Caroline Kennedy has endured on anyone outside the current administration.
I think people are being overly cynical about Marjorie Taylor Greene. I believe it's possible for people to change from monstrous to merely horrible people.
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think people are being overly cynical about Marjorie Taylor Greene. I believe it's possible for people to change from monstrous to merely horrible people.
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This is genius.
There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.
There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is genius.
There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.
There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.
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I've seen so many montages of people who died this year, I'm starting to get a touch of FOMO.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I've seen so many montages of people who died this year, I'm starting to get a touch of FOMO.
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Tell Jean-Claude, the concierge, that i sent you. He'll get you set up with theater tickets and a good table for dinner somewhere.
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tell Jean-Claude, the concierge, that i sent you. He'll get you set up with theater tickets and a good table for dinner somewhere.
Tell Jean-Claude, the concierge, that i sent you. He'll get you set up with theater tickets and a good table for dinner somewhere.
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tell Jean-Claude, the concierge, that i sent you. He'll get you set up with theater tickets and a good table for dinner somewhere.
I've seen so many montages of people who died this year, I'm starting to get a touch of FOMO.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I've seen so many montages of people who died this year, I'm starting to get a touch of FOMO.