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J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
A 30-year mortgage already feels like a 50-year mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Redskins fans would have continuously booed him yesterday too.
Trump: "The Commanders as opposed to the Redskins. What happened to the Redskins?"
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
Ep 137 - The Midnight Special Episode | September 26, 1975
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
Ep 137 - The Midnight Special Episode | September 26, 1975
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Back when we had shame in the world, you wouldn't see a President fight so hard to starve Americans.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Roy Cohn is kvelling in his grave.
brilliant gambit sir
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The smallest man in the world.
Raju: Last week, you were very critical of Biden, you said he didn’t even know who was pardoning. On 60 minutes, Trump admitted not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire guilty of money laundering. Is that also concerning?

Johnson: I don’t know anything about it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We beat the Blue Jays yet there's still a fog upon L.A..
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That World Series was so great even John Smoltz couldn't ruin it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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We don't get trick-or-treaters at our house anymore. The termite tent I bought works great.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why is the Blue Jays organist playing the “Let’s go Dodgers” song?
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We don't get trick-or-treaters at our house anymore. The termite tent I bought works great.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM