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Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit."

"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.

"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.

In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.

"Maybe"
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Ah, Bad Bunny left you with questions about power outages, storms, and our hatred of colonialism? Don’t worry, I got you. I’ll show you the aftermath of a storm, take you to the beach, show you what hides under the waves. I’ll show you our magia…

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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President Mandela said, "there can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treats its children."
“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility
Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...
www.propublica.org
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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The government can spend money on concentration camps but not on housing. It really is this obscene.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
pictured: willie nelson's bloodstream
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
analysis: moby dick is about an evil whale and a normal guy out to kill him
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
they really dont want me to vote
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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“Amsterdam is set to ban climate-damaging advertising [fossil fuel and meat adverts] in public spaces, following a trend spreading across Dutch cities.

France has also enacted legislation outlawing adverts from non-renewable energy companies, and one Italian city has plans to do the same.”
The European city banning all fossil fuel and meat adverts in public
Amsterdam initially proposed the move in 2020, becoming the first city in the world to do so.
www.euronews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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After his five field goals and two extra points in the Super Bowl, Jason Myers finished the 2025-26 regular season and postseason with a total of 206 points. He's the first player in NFL history to score 200 points in a season.
Jason Myers becomes first player in NFL history to score 200 points in a season+postseason
Seahawks kicker Jason Myers has completed a season unlike any other in NFL history.
www.nbcsports.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
bluesky has the juice but in a very strange way
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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I went to a deep dark place to find the voice of Kevin!!
StripLaw_SuperbowlAd_FINAL.mp4
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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with teacher's lounge over i have been needing a reliable source of Drew Tarver
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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That’s @mattapodaca.bsky.social I would bet my goddamn life on it
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
StripLaw_SuperbowlAd_FINAL.mp4
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
who will be the first Olympian to do thumbs down "stinky" handwave gesture during the us national anthem

doesnt have to be an American
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
gonna try and work "sam darnold is just jestergooning out there!" into tonight's football talk
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
its good to know when they stop paying people to write comedy i can get a bunch of face tattoos and grow the worst beard in the world and become a world famous musician somehow
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
satire is dead but for the opposite reason that people usually say that
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
just once i wanna see a social media video where someone's like "can you show me where to have a good meal in your city for under 20 dollars?" and the person is like "no leave me alone fuck you"
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM