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Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
WATCH STRIP LAW ON NETFLIX
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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“The search light in the big yard
Swings 'round with the gun
And spotlights the snowflakes
Like the dust in the sun
It's Christmas in prison
There'll be music tonight
I'll probably get homesick
I love you, goodnight”

youtube.com/watch?v=cQaJ...
Christmas in Prison
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
santa
big guy
santa
big guy
santa
big guy
rides a sleigh
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
global warming is gonna destroy the earth. where famous dogs live!
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
every time an exec asks me "why is this project relevant now?" im going to say "well it's no Song Sung Blue, I grant you"
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Thank you so much to everybody who has donated to German's gofundme so far. Even a dollar can go a long way to helping his family fight his kidnapping by ICE just days before Christmas

gofund.me/4f80678c6
Donate to Support German’s Pursuit of Legal Status, organized by Angela Robles
German has lived in the United States for over 30 years, building a life rooted… Angela Robles needs your support for Support German’s Pursuit of Legal Status
gofund.me
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This encapsulates what has driven me crazy about since she was trying to get professors fired when we were college classmates — this air of condescension, like she’s working for the common good and just trying to get you to do the same. Obviously it’s grift but the TONE of it just kills me.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."

One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the virgin, the chad
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
im bored so here is a very small joke from the show (strip law, 2026) that makes me happy to look at
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the inverse of "ru paul is fracking '
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"are you riding the.."
"rollercoaster that kills you? yes"
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Let's come together to prevent elder abuse.
@theonion.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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wow ok so it's cool for advertisers to just straight up lie about my balls now
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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“How can you suddenly dislike art when you find out it’s made by AI?”

For the same reason I can dislike art when I find out the employees were overworked and underpaid.

Because I care about people.

You dipshit.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
the bobbies arresting british people over their "mean people suck" bumper stickers
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM