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Cullen
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Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit."

"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.

"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.

In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.

"Maybe"
analysis: moby dick is about an evil whale and a normal guy out to kill him
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
im sure new Kermit voice is a nice guy but he sounds like my uncle's friend
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
they really dont want me to vote
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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“Amsterdam is set to ban climate-damaging advertising [fossil fuel and meat adverts] in public spaces, following a trend spreading across Dutch cities.

France has also enacted legislation outlawing adverts from non-renewable energy companies, and one Italian city has plans to do the same.”
The European city banning all fossil fuel and meat adverts in public
Amsterdam initially proposed the move in 2020, becoming the first city in the world to do so.
www.euronews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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After his five field goals and two extra points in the Super Bowl, Jason Myers finished the 2025-26 regular season and postseason with a total of 206 points. He's the first player in NFL history to score 200 points in a season.
Jason Myers becomes first player in NFL history to score 200 points in a season+postseason
Seahawks kicker Jason Myers has completed a season unlike any other in NFL history.
www.nbcsports.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
bluesky has the juice but in a very strange way
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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I went to a deep dark place to find the voice of Kevin!!
StripLaw_SuperbowlAd_FINAL.mp4
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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with teacher's lounge over i have been needing a reliable source of Drew Tarver
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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That’s @mattapodaca.bsky.social I would bet my goddamn life on it
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
StripLaw_SuperbowlAd_FINAL.mp4
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
who will be the first Olympian to do thumbs down "stinky" handwave gesture during the us national anthem

doesnt have to be an American
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
gonna try and work "sam darnold is just jestergooning out there!" into tonight's football talk
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
its good to know when they stop paying people to write comedy i can get a bunch of face tattoos and grow the worst beard in the world and become a world famous musician somehow
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
satire is dead but for the opposite reason that people usually say that
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
just once i wanna see a social media video where someone's like "can you show me where to have a good meal in your city for under 20 dollars?" and the person is like "no leave me alone fuck you"
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show will be interpreted by Celimar Rivera Cosme into Puerto Rican Sign Language, a unique dialect used on the island that academic researchers and other experts consider endangered.
Bad Bunny’s Sign Language Interpreter Will Make Super Bowl History, Too
Puerto Rican Sign Language is not the same as American Sign Language. Celimar Rivera Cosme will uniquely capture the rapper’s slang for the game’s deaf viewers.
trib.al
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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As much as I agree that it’s obviously very important right now to put pressure on the admin to release the full Epstein files and prosecute all of the predators involved

This org is anti-sex work, pro-Nordic model, and classifies consensual sex work as exploitation.
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i mean i guess hes right that this definitely isnt the Democratic party
February 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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That sign says "We <3 Jeffrey Epstein"
BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM