There's a showing of No Other Choice that starts in 15 mins that I've been waffling over whether to go see all day. I don't think I'm going to. I already spent 900 hours at the theater yesterday for Avatar
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
There's a showing of No Other Choice that starts in 15 mins that I've been waffling over whether to go see all day. I don't think I'm going to. I already spent 900 hours at the theater yesterday for Avatar
My apartment wanted to increase my rent by $100 a month but I have gotten them to agree to cut it by $293 a month instead. Either I am a great negotiator who knows the art of the deal or they are secretly planning to release a swarm of monsters into the walls to drive me insane
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
My apartment wanted to increase my rent by $100 a month but I have gotten them to agree to cut it by $293 a month instead. Either I am a great negotiator who knows the art of the deal or they are secretly planning to release a swarm of monsters into the walls to drive me insane
Long. Same movie as Way of Water but a little better
seated now for Avatar the blue people movie
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Long. Same movie as Way of Water but a little better
seated now for Avatar the blue people movie
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
seated now for Avatar the blue people movie
one of my main talents in life is that I can perfectly replicate the whistling part of "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard," even the one part where they make a mistake and hit too high of a note
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
one of my main talents in life is that I can perfectly replicate the whistling part of "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard," even the one part where they make a mistake and hit too high of a note
i have become aware of an upcoming video game called Crimson Desert that has a lot of promise, but to me the main thing I know of it is that it's in the same universe as the game that the "Just Like Bart!" Monster Factory was from
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
i have become aware of an upcoming video game called Crimson Desert that has a lot of promise, but to me the main thing I know of it is that it's in the same universe as the game that the "Just Like Bart!" Monster Factory was from
Every few months I listen to the Sam Smith James Bond theme to see if I've started liking it yet and I start off thinking this is alright actually and by the end I go back to remembering that it sucks
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Every few months I listen to the Sam Smith James Bond theme to see if I've started liking it yet and I start off thinking this is alright actually and by the end I go back to remembering that it sucks
The cool thing of Pluribus is you could potentially remake it as many times as you want but just pick somebody else who didn't get Pluribused. In 10 years remake it but the focus is on some Australian guy. Or what if Kim Jong-Un is the only guy who doesn't get Pluribused. Lot of things you could do
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The cool thing of Pluribus is you could potentially remake it as many times as you want but just pick somebody else who didn't get Pluribused. In 10 years remake it but the focus is on some Australian guy. Or what if Kim Jong-Un is the only guy who doesn't get Pluribused. Lot of things you could do
You never really hear about "modems" these days
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
You never really hear about "modems" these days
It's always interesting to me when a piece of media about a specific thing never references that thing by its name. Walking Dead never mentioned the word zombies, Russian Doll never said the phrase "time loop," so far no one on Pluribus has said the words "hive mind" yet
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It's always interesting to me when a piece of media about a specific thing never references that thing by its name. Walking Dead never mentioned the word zombies, Russian Doll never said the phrase "time loop," so far no one on Pluribus has said the words "hive mind" yet
I've been informed that George Saunders has a new book coming out. I'll probably get that and read it
January 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I've been informed that George Saunders has a new book coming out. I'll probably get that and read it
I still regret the role I played in the Beatles breaking up. I never meant to break up the Beatles
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I still regret the role I played in the Beatles breaking up. I never meant to break up the Beatles
I'm in charge around here
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I'm in charge around here
One thing about Pluribus I found a little bit unlikely is that the guy who makes them fly him around on Air Force One didn't also require a bunch of A-list celebrities to be waiting on him. He has a big harem but none of them are famous and a guy like that would want them to be famous
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
One thing about Pluribus I found a little bit unlikely is that the guy who makes them fly him around on Air Force One didn't also require a bunch of A-list celebrities to be waiting on him. He has a big harem but none of them are famous and a guy like that would want them to be famous
Forgot I was out of milk so I had a small leftover miniature panettone for breakfast instead of cereal. Please update your jitka's breakfast charts
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Forgot I was out of milk so I had a small leftover miniature panettone for breakfast instead of cereal. Please update your jitka's breakfast charts
Metroid Prime 4 isn't bad but it isn't good enough. It's fine. You want a Metroid game to be better than fine
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Metroid Prime 4 isn't bad but it isn't good enough. It's fine. You want a Metroid game to be better than fine
it's interesting to me the difference between online and in real life when it comes to movies. no one offline has heard of even a single movie that on here has already had months of discourse. you would be lucky to meet someone who is even aware there's a new Avatar movie out, much less OBAA
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
it's interesting to me the difference between online and in real life when it comes to movies. no one offline has heard of even a single movie that on here has already had months of discourse. you would be lucky to meet someone who is even aware there's a new Avatar movie out, much less OBAA
I bought a very technological new mouse recently but in order to fully use it i have to download the mouse's app and i don't know if i'm allowed to do that on my work computer. until then my mouse won't be as technological as i want it to be
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I bought a very technological new mouse recently but in order to fully use it i have to download the mouse's app and i don't know if i'm allowed to do that on my work computer. until then my mouse won't be as technological as i want it to be
Last year I waited until about 15 weeks into the season to start watching the Pitt and that's what I should have done this time too
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Last year I waited until about 15 weeks into the season to start watching the Pitt and that's what I should have done this time too
If my last name was Holf I would have no choice but to start a business making and selling Ouds so that I could call it Holf Ouds
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If my last name was Holf I would have no choice but to start a business making and selling Ouds so that I could call it Holf Ouds
I'd like to thank Carvalho et al for deciding to get mad at HP so that 4 years later I can get a random $115.92 deposit in my checking account. Thank you Carvalho. Thank you et al.
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'd like to thank Carvalho et al for deciding to get mad at HP so that 4 years later I can get a random $115.92 deposit in my checking account. Thank you Carvalho. Thank you et al.
I've now seen the first two episodes of Pluribus. The pluribuses are weak. Quit fainting. Oh a romance novelist yelled at you. Get over it
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I've now seen the first two episodes of Pluribus. The pluribuses are weak. Quit fainting. Oh a romance novelist yelled at you. Get over it
I have a ticket to see fire and ash today but I've recently realized that I don't really want to see it, kind of at all
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I have a ticket to see fire and ash today but I've recently realized that I don't really want to see it, kind of at all
Bad news: I've just been Pluribused. I'm a Pluribus now
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Bad news: I've just been Pluribused. I'm a Pluribus now