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🐟 jitka 🐟
@jitka.bsky.social
a smooth, fist-sized river rock
after ten years of living in Austin i have through osmosis developed a hatred for texas a&m, so i'm glad to see they're getting squashed today. also they have a strong undercurrent of bizarre cult like behavior and fascism which is also bad
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
they should do a Barbenheimer next weekend
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I do want for the Zelda movie to be good. imo having Dichen Lachman in it as Impa is a good idea. so hopefully the whole rest of it is also good
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Until 15 seconds ago I believed that Belle and Sebastian was a duo consisting of a woman named Belle and a guy named Sebastian. Learning it's a bunch of Scottish people is making my head hurt
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i want to get online, i NEED a COMPUTER
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
every video game series that you love should have one mainline game you just unaccountably never play for no reason. i have never played metroid other m or super mario galaxy 2. for a long time I never played zelda minish cap and I almost wish I hadn't so I could continue to have one I hadn't played
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It never really occurred to me to wonder why specifically the Holy Grail was such a big deal to middle ages people. Of all the Jesus relics a cup he used one time seems like it shouldn't be such a big deal. He probably used a lot of cups right?
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
At the end of the day, all things considered, the one thing I know for sure is that i'm jitka
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
one fun fact i like is that when Bank of America was founded it was called Bank of Italy. that's a whole nother country
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
re: all the epstein stuff i am keeping the safe position that it will be an "ah well nevertheless" scenario until proven otherwise. it's 10 years into this guy and we're still hoping for the magic thing that will finally take him down. not to be cynical but people ought to not get their hope up
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
starting a rumor that teens think chat gpt is a guy they're having live conversations with named Jeepy T

these kids are so dumb they all think they're chatting with some guy named Jeepy T. open the schools. it's a robot. it's not Jeepy T
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sonic is the hedgehog
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When I get back from a run sometimes I just lay on the floor for a while. That's how you know it was a good run
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Frank Black with a head cold. "Where is by bide / wherrrre is by bide"
There are a few things that I think are funny that I don't think anyone else does but it doesn't matter because I do and it makes me happy to think about them
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There's a lot of strange stuff in the book Watership Down but I have to admit one thing that book nails is the word hrududu. Rabbits would definitely call cars hrududus
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We'll see if those trees you're always huggin save you when Gordon Lightfoot comes creepin round your back stair
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Laughing thinking about a guy who acts like a cyberpunk protagonist in a non-cyberpunk world. Johnny Documents, elite spreadsheet cowboy. They say he made a pivot table in under 12 minutes. Left him clinically dead for 38 minutes
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think it's kind of funny how petty it is that the ibotta grocery rebate app doesn't use the logos for any major retailer other than Walmart because Walmart owns it. just sans serif "Target" or "Trader Joes"
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hades 2 crashed just as I was about to beat Unrivaled Chronos on a 32 fear run. Devastating honestly
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have fired Mavericks GM Nico Harrison
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Yautja need to relax. It's not that serious
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
There are a few things that I think are funny that I don't think anyone else does but it doesn't matter because I do and it makes me happy to think about them
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
when people talk about wiggle room, I like to think about if that was a real room. a room for wiggling
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
About once every seven years I get into a big "eating a lot of sunflower seeds" phase. I'm not in one yet but I have a feeling I might soon
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I made bacon yesterday and although I like bacon the fact that everything I own is seemingly on track to smell like bacon for the rest of my life is not worth having 8 pieces of pretty good bacon, imo
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM