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a smooth, fist-sized river rock
To be clear I am not going to drop $5000 on a painting. But I did pay $125 for a print of this
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
they're both cool but if im going to drop $5000 on a 4 foot by 5 foot painting give me the flower monsters
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the full weight of the federal government of the United States of America comes to bear on 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That's the ticket
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Saw a robut
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
got a call from a number i didn't recognize, googled it and it came back with this. I wish I had answered. I want to talk to the Foot Cream Auto Parts Institute
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"The suit wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it"

where did you buy it. Gotham must have a no-questions-asked villain tailor. have there been any one shot comics about him? how deeply has this been explored
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I like to think about where Batman villains get their Batman villain outfits in-universe. Two-Face, mentally unstable, disfigured in a terrible accident less than a week prior, going into Gotham Fashions and ordering this suit. Standing there getting measured for it
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is the only tradition i am carrying over from twitter. we can't let Elon keep us from wishing the Roaming Gnome a happy birthday
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'd like to wish the Travelocity Roaming Gnome a very happy 49th birthday
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is Hades 2 supposed to have the jpg artifact look like this, is this a Known Issue and there's a patch coming or something
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Whenever I go for my run I pass this mailbox shadow and I always appreciate how perfectly centered on the sidewalk it is. Doesn't hang off the edges at all. Really scratches an itch for me for some reason
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Austin released a new city logo recently and everyone is in a tizzy about how much they hate it. I don't think it's great either but it isn't putting me into a tizzy
September 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Really like this sign
August 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I don't know where the Venus Flytrap should be from but it's not "a 50 mile radius of Wilmington, North Carolina"
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
all the videos are an hour long and they all have titles like this
August 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Might have a circle for dinner
August 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
im going to commission Swedish artist Niklas Elmehed to make a portrait of Komali in this style. To make it look like Komali won a Nobel Prize
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am now reading about Yakitate Japan and this rules. It's not exactly what im thinking but it still sounds like it rules
July 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Saw some sort of creature
July 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is exactly what he looked like. The scale is accurate
June 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Like look at this. Seeing this is an insult. Taking Austin, that city that famously would have something like this, by storm
June 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One opinion I have is that if you have these ads on your reputable news site I tend to believe that your news site is secretly not that reputable
June 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I would drink all of these. Even the gross purple one
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i think i might have never seen anything more pathetic than this
June 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM