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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Nov 25
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edgy
3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy leaning on a shovel standing next to a snow sculpture that says “Edgy Comedy” Panel 2: Sun comes out from behind clouds Panel 3: The snow melts, revealing a stone sculpture that says “The weakest shit I have ever written”
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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right wingers in 2026
4 panel comic Panel 1: Guy dancing with a cigarette. He looks so happy. The caption reads “Smoking to own the woke” Panel 2: Guy is still dancing and smoking but his skin now looks like worn leather. The caption reads “Prematurely aging to own the wokes” Panel 3: Guy is sucking back on an oxygen tank looking frail and thin. Caption reads “Lung cancer to own the wokes” Panel 4: Tombstone that says “Dead to own the wokes”
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: A disheveled Purple Guy sits on the pavement. He looks intensely upset. He says “I’ve lost everything. My family. My job. The streets are my home now.” Panel 2: Purple Guy starts to sob and says “It’s like the whole world hates me.” A hand rests on his shoulder. Panel 3: Purple Guy looks up to see a Yellow Guy looking down at him with tears in his eyes. Yellow Guy says “I know how you feel, friend” Panel 4: Yellow Guy weeps, looking up to heaven for answers. He says “I’m a billionaire with a blue sky account”
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Santa Is Now Using AI
Santa is checking his list, standing next to a very small baby Santa: Looks like you’re on the naughty list Jimmy. Says here you shot a man in 1886”
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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a lot of AI advocates are this red guy
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy and Blue Kid are having a conversation. Blue Kid: I wanna be an Artist Red Guy: Ha ha ha. You’ll never make it Panel 2: 15 years later: Blue Kid is now an adult. He says: I became an artist! Red Guy looks surprised. Panel 3: Red Guy descends into bitterness brought on by his own failures Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy, really really mad. He seeths: I’ll make you PAY for proving me wrong
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
4 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone! Panel 2: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!” Panel 3: Yellow Guy hugs his phone Panel 4: Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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wow who was he up against
5 panel comic. Panel 1: A man hosting an award ceremony announces that the winner of the FIFA peace prize is Donald Trump Panel 2: Donald Trump looking disgustingly excited Panels 3 to 5: The other nominees for the award looking suitably disappointed. They are: Mustard gas, The Devil, and a cardboard cut out of Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Newspaper headline saying “White comedy man gets 15th 2nd chance” next to a picture of a white man looking like He’s Really Learnt His Lesson This Time
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
3 Panel Comic Panel 1: a woman posts a picture of herself online with the caption: Hi everybody! Just finished my PHD dissertation! Panel 2: Meathead reply guy responds: UGLY. I would not bang you Panel 3: Black and white picture of woman looking devastated. A single tear rolls down her cheek. Text says “Today, my dream to fuck @incel_cheesedick died…”
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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working at the nyt
4 panel comic Panel 1: Newspaper editor and two reporters gather around a desk. Editor (looking mad): We need five more articles calling trans people evil by the end of the week Panel 2: Reporter points to something out of the window behind the editor Reporter: What’s that up in the sky? Panel 3: Up in the sky we see a bat signal, but the bat is replaced by a gross pedo chasing a little girl. Editor (in a very nonchalant manner): oh my god that’s just Epstein’s kiddie-fucker signal calling all the kiddie fuckers Panel 4: Editor bangs violently on desk and yells: FOCUS
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk speaks directly to the reader using the lying mouth on his dishonest face Musk: People in the uk live like hobbits, y’know? Panel 2: Musk continues to talk complete garbage and says: Like, they literally live like characters in a fantasy book Panel 3: Musk stretches and yawns like a weird cat. Panel 4: Musk curls up fast asleep on a giant hoard of gold and riches, mirroring Smaug at the end on the hobbit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is talking to a Blue Guy. Pink Guy says “I think Prince Andrew should be put on trial” Panel 2: Blue Guy is absolutely distraught and replies “On TRIAL? Hasn’t he suffered ENOUGH?” Panel 3: Blue Guy grabs Pink Guy by the collar and yells “LOOK at him”. He points to the right. Panel 4: We see Prince Andrew theatrically moping on a chaise longue. Blue Guy screams “He’s collapsed theatrically onto a chaise longue!!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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whomst amongst us
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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cybertruck owners when the accelerator pedal gets stuck
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
5 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy waves at the reader and says “Hi. I’ve just joined Bluesky! I think I’m a pretty good person” Panel 2: A door in the background flies open and a Greenish Guy appears. Panel 3: The Greenish Guy slides on knees towards the Purple Guy. He says “You’ll Never-“ Panel 4: Greenish Guy comes even closer and says “Be good-“ Panel 5: Close up. The Greenish Guy grips the Purple Guy’s face and hisses “Enoughhhh”
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM