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Smooth Dunk
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get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
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me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk speaks directly to the reader using the lying mouth on his dishonest face Musk: People in the uk live like hobbits, y’know? Panel 2: Musk continues to talk complete garbage and says: Like, they literally live like characters in a fantasy book Panel 3: Musk stretches and yawns like a weird cat. Panel 4: Musk curls up fast asleep on a giant hoard of gold and riches, mirroring Smaug at the end on the hobbit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is talking to a Blue Guy. Pink Guy says “I think Prince Andrew should be put on trial” Panel 2: Blue Guy is absolutely distraught and replies “On TRIAL? Hasn’t he suffered ENOUGH?” Panel 3: Blue Guy grabs Pink Guy by the collar and yells “LOOK at him”. He points to the right. Panel 4: We see Prince Andrew theatrically moping on a chaise longue. Blue Guy screams “He’s collapsed theatrically onto a chaise longue!!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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whomst amongst us
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
5 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy waves at the reader and says “Hi. I’ve just joined Bluesky! I think I’m a pretty good person” Panel 2: A door in the background flies open and a Greenish Guy appears. Panel 3: The Greenish Guy slides on knees towards the Purple Guy. He says “You’ll Never-“ Panel 4: Greenish Guy comes even closer and says “Be good-“ Panel 5: Close up. The Greenish Guy grips the Purple Guy’s face and hisses “Enoughhhh”
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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for those keeping track of my comic lore, this guy joined ICE
Red Guy having a panic attack and screaming KAREN, I’VE EATEN GAY CUSTARD CREAMS into his phone
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
4 panel comic Panel 1: On the left hand side of the panel a member of the KKK is snivelling like a pissy little baby. A Red Guy and a Purple Guy stand next to him. The Red Guy says to the Purple Guy, “Look what you’ve done” Panel 2: The Red Guy continues “You’ve upset this poor, sweet racist” the little KKK bitch whimpers “I don’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 3: The Red Guy goes on with disgusting sympathy “He doesn’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 4: The Red Guy says “And that’s his FAVOURITE thing to do” he puts his arm around the whiny little pointy robed cunt.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Republican Flip Flop
4 panel comic Panel 1: silhouette of a hooded figure Panel 2: Republican screaming “ KILL THAT TR*NNY F*GGOT” Panel 3: hooded figure turns to reveal that he is a Republican Panel 4: First Republican falls to his knees. He grips the shooter’s hand and looks to the heavens. He says “God forgive this young man. He knows not what he did”
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Right Winger Vision
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Yellow Guy is about to reveal something hidden under a red sheet. A Red Guy (Right Winger) watches on Panel 2: Yellow Guy reveals the new Cracker Barrel Logo. It is a very simple design. They have removed the old man and the barrel. Panel 3: Close up of Right winger’s face. He is absolutely terrified. The sweat trickles down his face and a reflection of Fire in his eyes Panel 4: We see the logo through the Right winger’s eyes. The logo is wreathed in flames, two men are having anal sex next to it, leaning on a barrel that says “Fuck Jesus”
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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buying into AI
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy. Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money Blue Guy: okey Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?” Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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but but but
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”
Three panel comic: 1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men: Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing 2nd panel: stick man 2: but if that’s true 3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are) Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2025
5 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy excitedly sits down at their laptop, saying: Boy o’ boy, I wonder what my favourite Author’s up to! Panel 2: Close up of a J K Rowling tweet where she says “If you are born with egg producing equipment, even if faulty, it’s proof you are a woman.” Panels 3 to 5: Purple Guy slowly closes their laptop, wondering how the billionaire author they loved has become so obsessed with the lives of people who have absolutely no effect on her existence.
August 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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this comic’s been reposted by a grifter on twitter and I’ve had the classic “everyone is secretly as racist as me 😂😂😂” reply
A tweet saying “everyone supports DEI until they're needing surgery and suddenly need to choose a surgeon based either on experience or skin color/sex. 😂” Also a tweet saying “more like Smooth brain”
August 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH
3 Panel comic Panel 1: A small ball sits in the centre of the panel. It reads “Social Media Platform” Two characters stand in front of the ball. They chant GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH Panel 2: The ball is now 10 times it’s previous size. Still the characters chant GROWTH GROWTH GROTH Panel 3: The ball has become so large it crushes the characters against the front of the panel. Glass splinters and cracks. They are both coughing out blood as their internal organs are condensed to the thickness of a debit card. With their dying breaths they chant: GOWTH GROTH GRTHHHHH
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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if only men had another demographic to talk to 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: very angry red guy says “we asked 100 extremely online straight men what makes a man attractive” He gestures to a white board showing a very muscular man. Around him are the labels: No feelings Serial killer coded That Scrappy Doo Physique AI Crypto Vascularity Protein Panel 2: Yellow Person sticks their head into shot: “How many w-“ Red guy shouts “ZERO. We asked ZERO women.
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Baby Grok
A 3 panel comic in response to an Elon Musk tweet saying he’s going to make Baby Grok. A kid friendly AI Panel 1: A small child dressed in dungarees holding an iPad Child: Ummm…Gwok? Panel 2: Child: What’s the alphabet? Panel 3: Close up on the iPad screen. There is a Grok generated image of two colourful dinosaurs. One is dressed as Hitler, the other is also a Nazi. Hitlersaurus is doing a puppet show in which a Nazi soldier shoots a Jewish person. Behind the dinosaurs are the sentences “J is for Jew” “K is for Kill”
July 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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musk unveils new grok slogan
A cartoon of Elon Musk unveiling a new Grok slogan which reads “Grok. Putting The AI in Nazi”
July 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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4 panel comic First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter” Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck” Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!” The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky” Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck” Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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right-wing dude bro trying to justify his hatred
4 panel comic Panel 1: Right Wing Red Guy and Blue Guy having a conversation. Red guy: I hate Greta Thunberg because she’s a grifter Panel 2: Blue Guy (sceptical): Really? Panel 3: Both stare at each other Panel 4: Red Guy (sulking like a 5 year old) says: No. She exposes my performative “masculinity” and makes me feel like a coward Blue Guy: There it is
June 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM