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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
Have ye got a wee willy?
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Have ye got a wee willy?
Hello welcome to Taco Bell, did you want a 4 digit code for rocket turd? Did you want to use the mobile app to slam shit up your ass? Ok what can I get started for you
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hello welcome to Taco Bell, did you want a 4 digit code for rocket turd? Did you want to use the mobile app to slam shit up your ass? Ok what can I get started for you
Goated/GOAT means bad now. If someone says you’re the GOAT it means they think you’re like a goat, which sucks. Anyway, eat shit. Bye.
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Goated/GOAT means bad now. If someone says you’re the GOAT it means they think you’re like a goat, which sucks. Anyway, eat shit. Bye.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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I loved being pregnant, except for what it did to my coocheezy
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I loved being pregnant, except for what it did to my coocheezy
Hey dumbass, want to see a cool trick I learned? *hawks a big nasty green loogie right onto your nose*
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey dumbass, want to see a cool trick I learned? *hawks a big nasty green loogie right onto your nose*
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Smoking the shit that made Santa say ho ho
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Smoking the shit that made Santa say ho ho
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I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick
Wow, nice smell dude. What'd you do, crap?
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wow, nice smell dude. What'd you do, crap?
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Why don’t you go glue your penis to your ass.
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why don’t you go glue your penis to your ass.
Ain’t nobody gonna put their mouth on you you bumpy dick mother fucker
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ain’t nobody gonna put their mouth on you you bumpy dick mother fucker
Doing the jimmy carr laugh while making my o face
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Doing the jimmy carr laugh while making my o face
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We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
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December 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The best part of you is still left on the wall, from where your dad nutted. Yeah, he left it running down the wall.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The best part of you is still left on the wall, from where your dad nutted. Yeah, he left it running down the wall.
In 2026 we’re farting harder, pissing less, shitting weird and burping every 60 seconds like we just slammed a 2 liter of Big Red.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In 2026 we’re farting harder, pissing less, shitting weird and burping every 60 seconds like we just slammed a 2 liter of Big Red.
This is Officer Titty with the Chattahoogey Police Department
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This is Officer Titty with the Chattahoogey Police Department