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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
Fuck off outta here you dog shit
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Fuck off outta here you dog shit
Fartin’ With Mr. Dookie
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Fartin’ With Mr. Dookie
How dare you speak truth to power? Don’t you know that that makes a sniveling little turd like me scream and cry and stamp my feet? Now, I’ll be expecting my apology in 3… 2… 1….
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
How dare you speak truth to power? Don’t you know that that makes a sniveling little turd like me scream and cry and stamp my feet? Now, I’ll be expecting my apology in 3… 2… 1….
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my buddy used to make the craziest breakfast sandwich. we called it Da Ass Fucka
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
my buddy used to make the craziest breakfast sandwich. we called it Da Ass Fucka
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this man is a paid NYT opinion columnist ⬇️
Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
this man is a paid NYT opinion columnist ⬇️
Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.
Go eat some of your grandpa’s poop.
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Go eat some of your grandpa’s poop.
You need someone to kick you right where you toot from, you dumb ass
January 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
You need someone to kick you right where you toot from, you dumb ass
Someone being a “citizen“ shouldn’t have any bearing on whether or not it’s OK for the fuckin fake police shoot you in the head
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Someone being a “citizen“ shouldn’t have any bearing on whether or not it’s OK for the fuckin fake police shoot you in the head
Smoking a red strain of kush called Ruby Dooby
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Smoking a red strain of kush called Ruby Dooby
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Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...
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January 8, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...
Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...
BUBBLE POP SOUND EFFECT - FREE
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January 8, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Making this sound out of my hole after eating an institutional sized can of pork n beans youtu.be/Ge2zHoXskC8?...
Popping a whole egg into my mouth shell and all and swallowing it without chewing
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Popping a whole egg into my mouth shell and all and swallowing it without chewing
I bet Erika Kirk is sad that she can’t suck Charlie’s wet stinky little dick anymore or tongue kiss his nasty turd-scented teeth and gums
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I bet Erika Kirk is sad that she can’t suck Charlie’s wet stinky little dick anymore or tongue kiss his nasty turd-scented teeth and gums
dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"
The smaller the cock, the smaller the piss.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The smaller the cock, the smaller the piss.
Animal crossy big beubs
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Animal crossy big beubs
Me and the homies calling each other “daddy”
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Me and the homies calling each other “daddy”
Alright bro bro. You need to stop farting.
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Alright bro bro. You need to stop farting.
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Have ye got a wee willy?
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Have ye got a wee willy?
Hello welcome to Taco Bell, did you want a 4 digit code for rocket turd? Did you want to use the mobile app to slam shit up your ass? Ok what can I get started for you
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hello welcome to Taco Bell, did you want a 4 digit code for rocket turd? Did you want to use the mobile app to slam shit up your ass? Ok what can I get started for you