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Squillium
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Automatic toilets are the devil.
Anti-AI guy.
Solar Sicko.
Pinned
*Danny Devito voice*: IM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation

Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I'm begging for liberals to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Could: Coach McGuirk
Couldn't: Brendan
name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Avatar, James Cameron (2009)
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I dapped up Watsky when he was crowd surfing
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Home Movies is back on the Adult Swim schedule as of last night, doing what it does best... filling time freed up as the result of Adult Swim losing two Fox shows!

It airs Sundays at 5:00a for an hour.
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is a British pudding
Hazel Figdick

United States, Census, 1920
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'll reiterate: If you have any information about Trump's supposed Christmas Eve strike on a facility in Venezuela, I can be reached at marisakabas.04 on Signal.
New: Trump could be referring to theories about a fire on Christmas Eve at a Venezuelan facility that deals with chemical raw materials. Social media users began speculating it was a US attack, but a local reporter near the scene said "People were calm and no one mentioned any strange theories."
Primazol niega que incendio en su planta en Zulia esté vinculado al ataque de EE UU mencionado por Trump
Primazol desmintió los rumores que vinculan un incendio en una de sus instalaciones con un presunto ataque estadounidense en Venezuela.
www.elnacional.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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What a quote.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The only MTG I respect is Magic: The Gathering
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The reason TSA always pulls me aside for a pat down
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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your semi regular reminder that "unskilled labor" is a phrase made up by rich assholes to devalue whatever YOU are good at for the sole purpose of extracting more profit
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There's a dad at the library reading through the names and weights of Pokémon with his kid and THAT'S positive masculinity
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Scientists: we gave a mouse the equivalent of 400 cans of diet coke a day and it died

Newspaper: SCIENCE SHOWS DIET COKE CAN KILL U
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day
September 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Both parties will continue ignoring Americans actual opinions
There’s a funny Politico story showing that the latest polling on AI shows 80-20 in favor of heavy regulations, an absolute slam dunk platform, but Dems are worried about not winning back mask-off tech CEO donors
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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🏈 AFC Playoff Seed Chances after NFL Week 17

Odds via The Athletic's 2025 NFL Playoff Picture Simulator
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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after this, there is no turning back. you take the blue pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside and you will fall asleep. you take the red pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside, but you will stay awake. remember: all im offering is the truth.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I think this kind of goes to show, not only is Drake Maye really good, but Jerod Mayo fucked up bad last year
With the Bills’ loss to the Eagles, the Patriots are the AFC East Champions for the first time since 2019.

New England won just FOUR games last year 😳
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM