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You know, for kids.

Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com.
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Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.
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I like when it’s super cold out because it’s a useful reminder that the outside is constantly trying to kill me.
January 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Amazing story idea for you here on ESPN.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I suppose my love of science stems from childhood when I realized that it would be extra cool to destroy my enemies with a giant laser constructed on the moon.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion
March 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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(Okay, it’s her birthday, so. . .)

Hang on, when did reading become performative?

📸: Michael Berresse
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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BEAVER MAGICIAN: Well what do we have here little fella *pulls a branch from behind a kid’s ear*
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is emblematic of problem-solving in the US. No one should need $200k in loans for grad school, and we need many more nurses and physician assistants, etc. This solution caps loans at $100k for most programs and at $200k for these. But this doesn’t address costs and affordability.
The negotiated rulemaking session on defining professional programs essentially just added clinical psychology to the bare minimum required by law, even though the law gives more leeway to include other programs. This will end up in court.

www.insidehighered.com/news/governm...
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m reminded this morning of Coates’s remarks re cowardice and the Senate’s tendency to describe itself as “the greatest deliberative body in the world.”

Defending this institution is using it in moral ways, ways that can demand courage.
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Doesn’t bode well for when the time comes — and I do think it will come — to reimagine government and democracy in this country.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Is your child secretly hoarding fresh produce? Check if they're using these acronyms...

LOL: lots of lettuce
YOLO: yummy oranges locked, organized
ASAP: apples sold and pocketed
FOMO: fennel, oyster mushrooms, oregano
AFAIK: all figs are in knapsack
BRB: bought radicchio boxes
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why rent a house when you can just rent money?
Oh good. the 50-year mortgage. That should solve everything.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
BEAVER MAGICIAN: Well what do we have here little fella *pulls a branch from behind a kid’s ear*
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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devastating to think about all these parents flying blind while trying to navigate planes into their babies mouths
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sorry it’s all the talk about affordability
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM