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I'm not him
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"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
November 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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CASTO_F1.BMF
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
if they made the shop around the corner today they’d probably be reading pynchon…..and talking about freaking Geese 😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Large Language Bean
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
good
Over on the other app, the Mets are doing white genocide with their roster
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Hey Hey It's Saturday promo (GTV-9, 21/9/90) : 15s
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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beer mom
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
tcm remembers montage was rough this year
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Jeffrey “Tater Salad” Epstein
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
patel easily the funniest trump 2.0 guy
the fun socks here add to the impression that he's a child
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
lotta teams who have never won an emirates nba cup in their entire history were talking shit…….
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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In Tune In I quoted a 1960 Paul McCartney letter declaring that the Beatals (yes) had ‘competence, confidence & continuity’ … and just today I’ve found that Paul nicked it from a Midland Bank cheque book, Competence–Continuity–Confidence being printed on the inside back cover. Great nicking, Paul!
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
that gif of jim clyburn saying it’s peak but it says “it’s bleak” instead
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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“Wait, hold up, did they just leave him home alone?” (Me, recording my first time watching react video for Home Alone)
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
LETTERMAN: hey paul ya heard about this uhhhhh six seven nonsense?
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Meet Me In St Louis… they don’t make em like that anymore!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM