Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027!
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Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!
It must feel so good gliding down that curling lane like a little Canadian pair of scissors through Olympic wrapping paper
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
It must feel so good gliding down that curling lane like a little Canadian pair of scissors through Olympic wrapping paper
Wait till they hear about people who don’t go to parties at all
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Wait till they hear about people who don’t go to parties at all
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER VALUE?!
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDER VALUE?!
And in the continuing saga of "Charles Darwin speaks directly to my soul on his bad days" I present to you these excerpts from actual letters he actually wrote to actual people, please enjoy:)
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
And in the continuing saga of "Charles Darwin speaks directly to my soul on his bad days" I present to you these excerpts from actual letters he actually wrote to actual people, please enjoy:)
Friday the 13th is the best because terrible things are still happening but for 24 hours there's a neato spooky reason
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Friday the 13th is the best because terrible things are still happening but for 24 hours there's a neato spooky reason
The quiet terror of reaching to pull up your hoodie hood and realizing you’re wearing a crew neck
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The quiet terror of reaching to pull up your hoodie hood and realizing you’re wearing a crew neck
I hope this email finds you on the couch with the necessary amount of blankets, snacks, and pets
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I hope this email finds you on the couch with the necessary amount of blankets, snacks, and pets
We’re officially cancelling the “guilty” part of guilty pleasures. Do not feel guilty about that cringy early 2000’s TV comfort show. Do not feel guilty about that spicy book. Do not feel guilty about that smooth smooth yacht rock or that 90s sitcom with 127 episodes a season. You’ve all earned it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We’re officially cancelling the “guilty” part of guilty pleasures. Do not feel guilty about that cringy early 2000’s TV comfort show. Do not feel guilty about that spicy book. Do not feel guilty about that smooth smooth yacht rock or that 90s sitcom with 127 episodes a season. You’ve all earned it.
They say it gets easier but like…noooo
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
They say it gets easier but like…noooo
Nothing more jarring than seeing some shit like this juxtaposed with some U.S. news at 6:30 in the morning fml
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Nothing more jarring than seeing some shit like this juxtaposed with some U.S. news at 6:30 in the morning fml
This would 100% fix me
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This would 100% fix me
Remember when you used to say you were burned out and people would be like *gasp* oh nooooo
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Remember when you used to say you were burned out and people would be like *gasp* oh nooooo
The movies we watched as kids really did prepare us for growing up because it was like was 20 years of brilliant fantastical adventures and now we are at the “beloved magical horse dying a horrible death in an evil swamp” phase of things and it’s so hard to watch
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The movies we watched as kids really did prepare us for growing up because it was like was 20 years of brilliant fantastical adventures and now we are at the “beloved magical horse dying a horrible death in an evil swamp” phase of things and it’s so hard to watch
It’s just me and my nervous system against the world and me and my nervous system
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
It’s just me and my nervous system against the world and me and my nervous system
The kind of shit it takes you 75 hours to get in a mid 2010s open world rpg
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The kind of shit it takes you 75 hours to get in a mid 2010s open world rpg
I love how in the summer olympics everybody seems so young and hopeful and full of life and then during the winter olympics everybody’s just grizzled af and from hoth
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I love how in the summer olympics everybody seems so young and hopeful and full of life and then during the winter olympics everybody’s just grizzled af and from hoth
It’s a sad day when you realize you’d be the oldest ghostbuster
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It’s a sad day when you realize you’d be the oldest ghostbuster
“Omg don’t look”
- me covering my knees watching them ski moguls at the Olympics
- me covering my knees watching them ski moguls at the Olympics
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“Omg don’t look”
- me covering my knees watching them ski moguls at the Olympics
- me covering my knees watching them ski moguls at the Olympics
Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and used and squeezed and drug around and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories from something real
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and used and squeezed and drug around and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories from something real
Sleepy girl
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Sleepy girl
I love the Olympics because for two glorious weeks the entire world is just like shh shh shh *forehead kiss* go ahead and hyper-focus on this for 2 weeks you little weirdo
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I love the Olympics because for two glorious weeks the entire world is just like shh shh shh *forehead kiss* go ahead and hyper-focus on this for 2 weeks you little weirdo
Okay gonna need a Pixar movie that will rip my still beating heart out made about this little guy immediately please
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Okay gonna need a Pixar movie that will rip my still beating heart out made about this little guy immediately please
Sure, I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I go just to exist in a space that's welcoming, organized, comfortable, judgement-free, and run by knowledgeable, helpful, passionate people, because that energy is straight up medicinal
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Sure, I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I go just to exist in a space that's welcoming, organized, comfortable, judgement-free, and run by knowledgeable, helpful, passionate people, because that energy is straight up medicinal
Short track speed skating is 🔥
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Short track speed skating is 🔥
I knew I should’ve invested in pearls before that halftime show that’s on me tho
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I knew I should’ve invested in pearls before that halftime show that’s on me tho