Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
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Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!
The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row
Well if this doesn’t do it I don’t know what will
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well if this doesn’t do it I don’t know what will
Cat siblings are funny it’s like 90% abject snuggling and then 10% absolutely wailing on each other
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cat siblings are funny it’s like 90% abject snuggling and then 10% absolutely wailing on each other
I like when it’s too cold to wear shorts like time to hang these knees up until spring again
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I like when it’s too cold to wear shorts like time to hang these knees up until spring again
Remember, it’s technically only imposter syndrome if you’re good at things
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
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November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Remember, it’s technically only imposter syndrome if you’re good at things
Frank Sinatra at home. Oh would you like a cigarette? Feel free to grab one from the cigarette bowl on the cigarette table in the cigarette room
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Frank Sinatra at home. Oh would you like a cigarette? Feel free to grab one from the cigarette bowl on the cigarette table in the cigarette room
Why have you guys never told me how good Popeyes chicken is I am furious
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why have you guys never told me how good Popeyes chicken is I am furious
Huey Lewis is an objectively good name for a cat
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Huey Lewis is an objectively good name for a cat
It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
Big group chats with a bunch of consistent message-reactors are too much for me to handle man
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Big group chats with a bunch of consistent message-reactors are too much for me to handle man
Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
Sundays are for getting enough sleep and still being exhausted
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sundays are for getting enough sleep and still being exhausted
My mom can pick us up at the void if your mom can drop us off
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My mom can pick us up at the void if your mom can drop us off
For some reason I always think a group project sounds like a good idea and then 30 minutes into it I’m always like if you people promise to leave me alone I will just do all of this work myself
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
For some reason I always think a group project sounds like a good idea and then 30 minutes into it I’m always like if you people promise to leave me alone I will just do all of this work myself
Here once again to say getting books from the library feels just as good as buying books does. Same arms full of the same books. Same nice little walk through the same aisles. Same brain tingles too. You can even do it right from your phone while you’re on the couch watching bake off. Seriously.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here once again to say getting books from the library feels just as good as buying books does. Same arms full of the same books. Same nice little walk through the same aisles. Same brain tingles too. You can even do it right from your phone while you’re on the couch watching bake off. Seriously.
People say video games are a waste of time but like I haven’t died of dysentery even once in real life. Have you? Didn’t think so.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
People say video games are a waste of time but like I haven’t died of dysentery even once in real life. Have you? Didn’t think so.
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
One of the best parts of knowing people is that every now and then you can order two different things at a restaurant and then both of you can have half of each one
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One of the best parts of knowing people is that every now and then you can order two different things at a restaurant and then both of you can have half of each one
Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
How’s this for day-to-night
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How’s this for day-to-night
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
Idk what this design aesthetic is but I am into it
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Idk what this design aesthetic is but I am into it
Quick! What’s everybody reading this week?!
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Quick! What’s everybody reading this week?!
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
Okay okay I will just relax
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Okay okay I will just relax