Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
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Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!
Focusing on drinking enough water and getting some sunlight today, I’m basically just a houseplant who doesn’t know what day it is rn and that’s okay
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Focusing on drinking enough water and getting some sunlight today, I’m basically just a houseplant who doesn’t know what day it is rn and that’s okay
Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
Financially, emotionally, historically, psychologically, intellectually, culturally, spiritually, aesthetically, thematically and existentially speaking, what happened in 2025 can never happen again
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Financially, emotionally, historically, psychologically, intellectually, culturally, spiritually, aesthetically, thematically and existentially speaking, what happened in 2025 can never happen again
Hey can we just do the ball drop real quick at like 6:30 this time around? It's just it's enough with the things this year
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey can we just do the ball drop real quick at like 6:30 this time around? It's just it's enough with the things this year
“Hey millennials, know what’s worse than being broke and exhausted and wildly disillusioned? Being old too! In this essay, we will…”
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Hey millennials, know what’s worse than being broke and exhausted and wildly disillusioned? Being old too! In this essay, we will…”
This feels like a good week to remind everybody that:
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This feels like a good week to remind everybody that:
What’s everybody reading this week? You simply must tell us!
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What’s everybody reading this week? You simply must tell us!
We all have our traditions. For instance, this is the time of year where I become obsessed with this sweater from Die Hard 2
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We all have our traditions. For instance, this is the time of year where I become obsessed with this sweater from Die Hard 2
Hey don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight. Or three. Or ahead five. Or whatever. Time has no meaning here in the void. Spread your wings and fly.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight. Or three. Or ahead five. Or whatever. Time has no meaning here in the void. Spread your wings and fly.
This post is best with no context
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This post is best with no context
I would start every single sports article I ever write like this because technically it’s not wrong so
December 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I would start every single sports article I ever write like this because technically it’s not wrong so
Things could be worse. I mean I’m gonna have brand new socks on my feet every day for the next month or so, so things could definitely be worse.
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Things could be worse. I mean I’m gonna have brand new socks on my feet every day for the next month or so, so things could definitely be worse.
The way I just started bawling at this scene
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The way I just started bawling at this scene
Dolly has decided she wants to be a door knocker when she grows up and we’re very supportive
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dolly has decided she wants to be a door knocker when she grows up and we’re very supportive
Kids’ games:
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: omg these hippos are so hungry, which one can eat the most?!
CANDY LAND: whose gingerbread man will reach King Kandy’s castle first?!
CLUE: hey kids somebody was just bludgeoned to death with a wrench!
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: omg these hippos are so hungry, which one can eat the most?!
CANDY LAND: whose gingerbread man will reach King Kandy’s castle first?!
CLUE: hey kids somebody was just bludgeoned to death with a wrench!
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Kids’ games:
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: omg these hippos are so hungry, which one can eat the most?!
CANDY LAND: whose gingerbread man will reach King Kandy’s castle first?!
CLUE: hey kids somebody was just bludgeoned to death with a wrench!
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: omg these hippos are so hungry, which one can eat the most?!
CANDY LAND: whose gingerbread man will reach King Kandy’s castle first?!
CLUE: hey kids somebody was just bludgeoned to death with a wrench!
Elrond seems like the kind of guy who would overpronounce everything at a Mexican restaurant
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Elrond seems like the kind of guy who would overpronounce everything at a Mexican restaurant
Holiday schedule:
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Holiday schedule:
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode
The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
My precious
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My precious
Always good conversation at the “kids and also gays” table
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Always good conversation at the “kids and also gays” table
What % of your body mass can be biscuits before it becomes a problem?
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What % of your body mass can be biscuits before it becomes a problem?
And now it is nap time
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And now it is nap time
Oh shit be cool it’s Parson Brown
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh shit be cool it’s Parson Brown
In a way I feel like I’ve never fully financially recovered from my first “security deposit and first month rent for new apartment due/still don’t have security deposit back from old apartment” overlap
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In a way I feel like I’ve never fully financially recovered from my first “security deposit and first month rent for new apartment due/still don’t have security deposit back from old apartment” overlap