Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
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Well if this doesn’t do it I don’t know what will
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well if this doesn’t do it I don’t know what will
Frank Sinatra at home. Oh would you like a cigarette? Feel free to grab one from the cigarette bowl on the cigarette table in the cigarette room
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Frank Sinatra at home. Oh would you like a cigarette? Feel free to grab one from the cigarette bowl on the cigarette table in the cigarette room
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
How’s this for day-to-night
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How’s this for day-to-night
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
Idk what this design aesthetic is but I am into it
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Idk what this design aesthetic is but I am into it
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
Okay okay I will just relax
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Okay okay I will just relax
Everyone in their 30s and 40s lining up to have their sexuality challenged all over again by the new mummy movie
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Everyone in their 30s and 40s lining up to have their sexuality challenged all over again by the new mummy movie
I hope they’re training more ghosts for this Christmas Eve
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I hope they’re training more ghosts for this Christmas Eve
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
Okay this is a legit superpower
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Okay this is a legit superpower
I’ve felt a great disturbance in the force. Like a thousand voices crying out “I could fix him” all at once
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’ve felt a great disturbance in the force. Like a thousand voices crying out “I could fix him” all at once
Would literally rather watch Ewan McGregor watch Andor than watch Obi Wan again
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Would literally rather watch Ewan McGregor watch Andor than watch Obi Wan again
FLORENTINE DIAMOND: okay what did I miss?
ME: biiiiiig sigh
ME: biiiiiig sigh
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
FLORENTINE DIAMOND: okay what did I miss?
ME: biiiiiig sigh
ME: biiiiiig sigh
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
So ready to have my sexuality challenged all over again let’s roll those dice baby
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So ready to have my sexuality challenged all over again let’s roll those dice baby
Jesus Christ get me off this rock
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Jesus Christ get me off this rock
Respect to pharmacies for finding a gap in the market
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Respect to pharmacies for finding a gap in the market
Hi this is not okay thank you
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hi this is not okay thank you
Okay a golden girls reboot but…
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Okay a golden girls reboot but…
Sometimes you find a book with deckled edges on the clearance table. Also cream cheese.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sometimes you find a book with deckled edges on the clearance table. Also cream cheese.
Of course I knew that, that’s like one of the main reasons you get a cat in the first place
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Of course I knew that, that’s like one of the main reasons you get a cat in the first place
I hate that this headline makes sense to me
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hate that this headline makes sense to me