Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
Same dreck, different website
[Telling people to read The Odyssey as I post a picture of The Iliad]
If you listen at 3x speed you can really hear the rhythm of the original Latin
If you listen at 3x speed you can really hear the rhythm of the original Latin
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
[Telling people to read The Odyssey as I post a picture of The Iliad]
If you listen at 3x speed you can really hear the rhythm of the original Latin
If you listen at 3x speed you can really hear the rhythm of the original Latin
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There are two genders: assholes, and the other kind
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
November 19, 2024 at 7:56 AM
There are two genders: assholes, and the other kind
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
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Mom, please don't swap sweet potatoes for half the squash in your Thanksgiving soup like you did last year.
I do not like it semi-yam.
I do not like it semi-yam.
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Mom, please don't swap sweet potatoes for half the squash in your Thanksgiving soup like you did last year.
I do not like it semi-yam.
I do not like it semi-yam.
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Do you ever worry you might have the wrong kind of anxiety?
October 5, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Do you ever worry you might have the wrong kind of anxiety?
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My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
October 5, 2023 at 4:22 PM
My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
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When I said "rules are meant to be broken" I was talking about myself. Everybody else needs to follow the rules
June 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
When I said "rules are meant to be broken" I was talking about myself. Everybody else needs to follow the rules
"others destructive and deeply regressive. but enough about me..."
"It is and was a mistake to casually proclaim the equality of all cultures and cultural values. Some have proven to be wondrous and generative. Others destructive and deeply regressive.”
Yeah… this is just racism.
Yeah… this is just racism.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"others destructive and deeply regressive. but enough about me..."
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You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"
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A musician who wants to master a complicated and impractical time signature needs to practice 24/7.
June 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM
A musician who wants to master a complicated and impractical time signature needs to practice 24/7.
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[living in the panopticon]
I feel seen
I feel seen
August 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
[living in the panopticon]
I feel seen
I feel seen
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[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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How is it called "Western Medicine" and there's not a single saloon smh
April 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
How is it called "Western Medicine" and there's not a single saloon smh
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My latest invention, spinal mascara, is creating a big backlash
August 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My latest invention, spinal mascara, is creating a big backlash
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[bullying a poet] sorry your lines are too short to reach the margins
September 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
[bullying a poet] sorry your lines are too short to reach the margins
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I don’t own a bookmark, so I force myself to read every book in one sitting
March 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I don’t own a bookmark, so I force myself to read every book in one sitting
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Ever notice "keel over" has the letters 'love' right in the middle? Just file that away—it'll brighten your day a little as you're dying.
October 9, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Ever notice "keel over" has the letters 'love' right in the middle? Just file that away—it'll brighten your day a little as you're dying.
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Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
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By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
January 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
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A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist.
January 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist.
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I don’t know but I’ve been tolled
My license plates, they just got stoled
My license plates, they just got stoled
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don’t know but I’ve been tolled
My license plates, they just got stoled
My license plates, they just got stoled
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
I don’t know but I’ve been tolled
My license plates, they just got stoled
My license plates, they just got stoled
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don’t know but I’ve been tolled
My license plates, they just got stoled
My license plates, they just got stoled
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i hired way too many actors for my movie about weather. it was overcast, is what im saying
May 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
i hired way too many actors for my movie about weather. it was overcast, is what im saying
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Still plenty of time for Raygun to learn Ice Dancing
TIL the Winter Olympics are in 3-4 months.
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Still plenty of time for Raygun to learn Ice Dancing