Line Art Lionheart
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Same dreck, different website
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Thought this was very well done and spot on about a truly great movie.
I do think we should preserve the film's nostalgia for how the super-rich are sociopaths who can be brought down by their own hubris.
I do think we should preserve the film's nostalgia for how the super-rich are sociopaths who can be brought down by their own hubris.
i recorded like 30 minutes of footage for this 15 minute video. youtu.be/j2_o-YK8tJo?...
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Thought this was very well done and spot on about a truly great movie.
I do think we should preserve the film's nostalgia for how the super-rich are sociopaths who can be brought down by their own hubris.
I do think we should preserve the film's nostalgia for how the super-rich are sociopaths who can be brought down by their own hubris.
Waiting for Purim just to spiel something
having an orange just to peel something
getting on a sinking ship just to keel something
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Waiting for Purim just to spiel something
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
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My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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The oceans are nothing but snowman blood.
December 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
The oceans are nothing but snowman blood.
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KNOW YOUR SANTAS
Christmas Santa: presents
Charisma Santa: presence
Charming Santa: pleasants
Medieval Santa: peasants
Hunter Santa: pheasants
Roll Call Santa: present
Christmas Santa: presents
Charisma Santa: presence
Charming Santa: pleasants
Medieval Santa: peasants
Hunter Santa: pheasants
Roll Call Santa: present
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
KNOW YOUR SANTAS
Christmas Santa: presents
Charisma Santa: presence
Charming Santa: pleasants
Medieval Santa: peasants
Hunter Santa: pheasants
Roll Call Santa: present
Christmas Santa: presents
Charisma Santa: presence
Charming Santa: pleasants
Medieval Santa: peasants
Hunter Santa: pheasants
Roll Call Santa: present
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kind of interesting that we've seen more investigative reporting on erika kirk, head of one of the most influential conservative pressure groups, from a tiktok personality than the highly paid investigative teams at ny times, wapo, cnn, etc
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
kind of interesting that we've seen more investigative reporting on erika kirk, head of one of the most influential conservative pressure groups, from a tiktok personality than the highly paid investigative teams at ny times, wapo, cnn, etc
SON: But if Santa's workshop is all robots now, then what about the elves?
DAD: Don't mind that; just enjoy Santa's Soylent Play-doh!
SON: So sparkly!
DAD: Don't mind that; just enjoy Santa's Soylent Play-doh!
SON: So sparkly!
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SON: But if Santa's workshop is all robots now, then what about the elves?
DAD: Don't mind that; just enjoy Santa's Soylent Play-doh!
SON: So sparkly!
DAD: Don't mind that; just enjoy Santa's Soylent Play-doh!
SON: So sparkly!
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*looking at a friend's photos*
Wait, you were...Einstein? For Easter?
—We're atheist, so we dress as scientists for holidays
...uhh
—I'll be Ohm for Christmas
Wait, you were...Einstein? For Easter?
—We're atheist, so we dress as scientists for holidays
...uhh
—I'll be Ohm for Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
*looking at a friend's photos*
Wait, you were...Einstein? For Easter?
—We're atheist, so we dress as scientists for holidays
...uhh
—I'll be Ohm for Christmas
Wait, you were...Einstein? For Easter?
—We're atheist, so we dress as scientists for holidays
...uhh
—I'll be Ohm for Christmas
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
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An easy way to cut your energy consumption is to replace hot dogs with warm dogs
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
An easy way to cut your energy consumption is to replace hot dogs with warm dogs
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(To the tune of Clementine)
In a manger,
Back in Canaan,
With a donkey
Parked outside
There was born
A magic baby
And its name was
Jesus Christ
In a manger,
Back in Canaan,
With a donkey
Parked outside
There was born
A magic baby
And its name was
Jesus Christ
April 2, 2024 at 5:04 PM
(To the tune of Clementine)
In a manger,
Back in Canaan,
With a donkey
Parked outside
There was born
A magic baby
And its name was
Jesus Christ
In a manger,
Back in Canaan,
With a donkey
Parked outside
There was born
A magic baby
And its name was
Jesus Christ
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Good morning to everyone except the evil billionaire who's hunting me for sport
August 30, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Good morning to everyone except the evil billionaire who's hunting me for sport
The true meaning of Christmas?
It's the joy of self-righteously telling people they're missing out on the true meaning of Christmas
It's the joy of self-righteously telling people they're missing out on the true meaning of Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The true meaning of Christmas?
It's the joy of self-righteously telling people they're missing out on the true meaning of Christmas
It's the joy of self-righteously telling people they're missing out on the true meaning of Christmas
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
It’s, like, junkie behavior.
Do what you need to feel better right now, and worry about any future implications later
Do what you need to feel better right now, and worry about any future implications later
it really is something that no one affiliated or allied with trump seems to have any sense of how to use power with subtlety and finesse.
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s, like, junkie behavior.
Do what you need to feel better right now, and worry about any future implications later
Do what you need to feel better right now, and worry about any future implications later
This has been an issue for decades
Hitler's parents could only afford one, and look at all the trouble that caused
Hitler's parents could only afford one, and look at all the trouble that caused
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This has been an issue for decades
Hitler's parents could only afford one, and look at all the trouble that caused
Hitler's parents could only afford one, and look at all the trouble that caused
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
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I attach a random number generator to the portal console, hit return, and softly chant, "no whammies no whammies" as I step through the doorway…
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I attach a random number generator to the portal console, hit return, and softly chant, "no whammies no whammies" as I step through the doorway…
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POLITICIAN: *reaching across the aisle*
BRIDE: *trips*
BRIDE: *trips*
September 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
POLITICIAN: *reaching across the aisle*
BRIDE: *trips*
BRIDE: *trips*
A lot of people find it very hard to say "I was wrong."
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A lot of people find it very hard to say "I was wrong."
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it