oh there’s more football
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
oh there’s more football
Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
30 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
30 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
big day for guys in the costco parking lot trying to fit a 65" TV in their hatchback
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
big day for guys in the costco parking lot trying to fit a 65" TV in their hatchback
crazy to think that it’s already the super bowl in australia
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 AM
crazy to think that it’s already the super bowl in australia
just thought of a brilliant play on words involving a large sporting event and a remarkable nocturnal bird. tune in tomorrow for the big reveal
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
just thought of a brilliant play on words involving a large sporting event and a remarkable nocturnal bird. tune in tomorrow for the big reveal
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When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
bae: come over
me: I can't I'm an RPG type projectile
bae: my parents aren't home
me:
me: I can't I'm an RPG type projectile
bae: my parents aren't home
me:
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
bae: come over
me: I can't I'm an RPG type projectile
bae: my parents aren't home
me:
me: I can't I'm an RPG type projectile
bae: my parents aren't home
me:
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
happy jerry chen day to those who celebrate. jerry saw his shadow so it’ll be six more weeks of not being verified
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
happy jerry chen day to those who celebrate. jerry saw his shadow so it’ll be six more weeks of not being verified
Good news! I just checked my calendar and 2026 is finally over. Now to turn the page to see what 2027 has to offer
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Good news! I just checked my calendar and 2026 is finally over. Now to turn the page to see what 2027 has to offer
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There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
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INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim
*
INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK
To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
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We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
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2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.