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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
can you be more specific
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Heads up! If your feed feels especially sparse and devoid of thoughtless drivel lately, check your content filter settings. While well intended, the new default settings are borderline draconian
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
look at all these fuckin oranges
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
YOU: rose please

ROSE: sorry there's not enough room
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
woooo
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
done.
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I dunno paul I think it needs some work
August 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
August 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
when the mood stabilizers kick in
August 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
starting to suspect my neighbor is a large language model
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
new bluesky TOS just dropped and they're finally doing something about The Jerry Problem
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TAke a look, y’all:
July 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
she knows why
July 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hey @buckyisotope.bsky.social I heard your mom was moving to ohio and starting an onlyfans
July 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
especially concerning that the missing minute was replaced with this
July 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
when your boss leaves his screen unlocked
July 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
DoJ to the FBI:
July 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
after darth takes my fries
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
to those downplaying the LA riots, this was the view from my apartment last night
June 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
billy if you wander a couple aisles over you'll find boxes of Oops! All Raisins
June 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
May 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM