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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’ve been exploring 80s music with my kids and when we got to the Georgia Satellites my 9yo punched a wall
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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oh my god? less than 5 days to pledge to this campaign and I’m at 83% of my goal. i wonder if i can reach a hundred per cent in time…. 🤔

seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat

looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I don't think Santa likes being called that.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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to:jeevacations@gmail.com
Subject: today
i think , at least 3 kids, , died today weird
thinjk i shuld give the whole factory , to this dumb kid, , ,
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
can you be more specific
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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[a pilgrim is about to shoot me]

oh no please not the trombone gun lmao
August 29, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
horses are just sexy donkeys

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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holy shit
May 11, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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we need a Democratic party for the left
May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
sorry, just got this. are you guys still at the spooktacular?
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM