Amy Ash
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I want to do more comedy writing in 2026 and I’d love to write late night stuff someday. If you hear of any writing submission opportunities in that area please let me know! Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
this is a moment that calls for way more warped tour dates than they have planned
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
this is a moment that calls for way more warped tour dates than they have planned
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Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net
Intertapes — Main
Obscure tape finds and their stories
intertapes.net
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net
damn reddit don’t mess with me like that
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
damn reddit don’t mess with me like that
“flex room. tenant not allowed in kitchen. $3000/month”
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“flex room. tenant not allowed in kitchen. $3000/month”
the real winner of course is polymarket where you can bet on when and where america will next bomb civilians
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
the real winner of course is polymarket where you can bet on when and where america will next bomb civilians
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
Credit where credit’s due, Chuck Schumer has finally taken a stand and committed to a brunch order
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Credit where credit’s due, Chuck Schumer has finally taken a stand and committed to a brunch order
extremely cool time for people to be getting their news from grok
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
extremely cool time for people to be getting their news from grok
Unclear why they’re at the Marriott lobby check in for a pyramid scheme talk but ok
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Unclear why they’re at the Marriott lobby check in for a pyramid scheme talk but ok
Reposted by Amy Ash
important 👇
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
important 👇
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abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
“balloonplant”? I guess, if you’re a coward
I looked up swan plant to see if it was the same as milkweed, and i learned some things
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“balloonplant”? I guess, if you’re a coward
this is the one
Caterpilled?
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
this is the one
I’m cold stratifying the milkweed seeds, I’m caterpillarcore, we’re butterflymaxxing, in my Lepidopt-era
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I’m cold stratifying the milkweed seeds, I’m caterpillarcore, we’re butterflymaxxing, in my Lepidopt-era
Reposted by Amy Ash
I think J.J.'s gonna be real happy with this one.
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I think J.J.'s gonna be real happy with this one.
I know Chris Cuomo has been furiously wolfing down handfuls of cold cuts in the NewsNation break room all day
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I know Chris Cuomo has been furiously wolfing down handfuls of cold cuts in the NewsNation break room all day
Reposted by Amy Ash
cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
god imagine how good it would feel to molt
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
god imagine how good it would feel to molt
man oh man would I love to move to New York this year
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
man oh man would I love to move to New York this year
Can’t help getting misty eyed over the first Hinge married mayor of nyc
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Can’t help getting misty eyed over the first Hinge married mayor of nyc
So-called “socialist” Zohran Mamdani wears shoes in the snow
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
So-called “socialist” Zohran Mamdani wears shoes in the snow
Rama Duwaji is such an inspiration to aloof women everywhere
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Rama Duwaji is such an inspiration to aloof women everywhere