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Amy Ash
@lolennui.bsky.social
I write jokes and tinker with cameras. Contributing features and headlines @ The Onion. Enjoy every sandwich.
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This is the last butterfly of the year that I actually saw emerge, and when I took a picture it looked like the cover of her memoir
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(police sirens)
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Somehow the cat being named Joe Biden is just the icing on the cake
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it’s so cute and when you use the self timer it goes zzzzzz like an egg timer
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
don’t let the bastards grind you down*

*take away ketamine ferret circus
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Reminder that the queen of Christmas knows her audience
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I make fun of San Diego but she’s cute
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
when u off a guy and now you’re responsible for this dumbass boat
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Same dog, her whole thing is playing it cool
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just started Ripley and it’s a B&W photographer’s dream
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
my hound is helping me look for the yarn thief
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I recently graduated from making beer money from my writing to “used camera money” so I bought one of these on eBay
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
how it feels telling jokes on threads
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I want 6 seasons of absolutely no answers, just progressively stockier character actors wrestling
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
creature caught on film
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
it’s too bad he sucks because I’d watch this TLC show
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i could smell the mustard and the onions
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
when the fun police won’t even let you eat mystery wildlife poop
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
when you’re watering your plants and the detritivores give u this look
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I want to be as content as Heidi Klum in her 2022 worm costume
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We lost this beautiful boy in April and I’m just starting to feel not-insane about it but part of my brain is still like “ok! joke’s over. give me my dog back”
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
what if Adam Friedland was the new kingmaker
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM