Amy Ash
@lolennui.bsky.social
I write jokes and tinker with cameras. Contributing features and headlines @ The Onion. Enjoy every sandwich.
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Amy Ash
@lolennui.bsky.social
· Oct 13
Starting to contribute more stuff at The Onion but I’m looking for assistant work in comedy. Please let me know of any assistant work or writing submission opportunities in that area! I’d love to get to New York eventually. Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
It’s true that everyone here is 38 but it’s the sprinkling of 22 and 65 year old posters but absolutely zero other ages that round out the app
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s true that everyone here is 38 but it’s the sprinkling of 22 and 65 year old posters but absolutely zero other ages that round out the app
I wish I were posting as a nefarious political influencer, I’m in it for the love of the game and that’s just sad
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wish I were posting as a nefarious political influencer, I’m in it for the love of the game and that’s just sad
⚠️ You seem mad about something that isn’t the joke you’re replying to.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
⚠️ You seem mad about something that isn’t the joke you’re replying to.
You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
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Okay he may cause mass death and suffering, he may have destroyed the lives of many people who loved him, but you can’t deny the irresistible charm of a man whose sexts sound like an AI prompt for “handwritten novel you find in your grandmother’s desk drawer after she dies”
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay he may cause mass death and suffering, he may have destroyed the lives of many people who loved him, but you can’t deny the irresistible charm of a man whose sexts sound like an AI prompt for “handwritten novel you find in your grandmother’s desk drawer after she dies”
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
Yeah I’m not hunting this thing. That’s a dinosaur. That thing is none of my business
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah I’m not hunting this thing. That’s a dinosaur. That thing is none of my business
Minolta Maxxum 70, the unsexiest model of dependable dad cameras. Throw on a prime lens and it’s light enough to take anywhere. (It hasn’t suffered hype pricing so this is our little secret, sshhh.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Minolta Maxxum 70, the unsexiest model of dependable dad cameras. Throw on a prime lens and it’s light enough to take anywhere. (It hasn’t suffered hype pricing so this is our little secret, sshhh.)
I just cannot overstate how much other stuff there is to read out there
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I just cannot overstate how much other stuff there is to read out there
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
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Omg the framing on the left is perfect
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Omg the framing on the left is perfect
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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trump putting a rose emoji on his truth social display name
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
trump putting a rose emoji on his truth social display name
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
Donald Trump raving about his new friend Zorro Montana
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Donald Trump raving about his new friend Zorro Montana
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(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
meanwhile it’s hour 17 of JD Vance being trapped under a medicine ball somewhere
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
meanwhile it’s hour 17 of JD Vance being trapped under a medicine ball somewhere
another win for “running candidates who seem like they have friends”
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
another win for “running candidates who seem like they have friends”
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happy one year anniversary to the time I asked a couple of IRL buddies if they "wanted a few more followers" and then accidentally exposed them to so many people they stopped using the web site entirely
I made a starter pack of people who made a post so good I showed my wife. my wife is normal so I have to physically show her posts on here. I'll update this list every time someone makes a post so good I show it to my wife
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
happy one year anniversary to the time I asked a couple of IRL buddies if they "wanted a few more followers" and then accidentally exposed them to so many people they stopped using the web site entirely
Mr President welcome to the resistance
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mr President welcome to the resistance