Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things
Unfortunately, there's only one spot open so we're gonna have...
(throws splintered pool cue on the ground)
Tryouts.
(throws splintered pool cue on the ground)
Tryouts.
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Unfortunately, there's only one spot open so we're gonna have...
(throws splintered pool cue on the ground)
Tryouts.
(throws splintered pool cue on the ground)
Tryouts.
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“Here’s what Democrats should do” okay they won’t. Now what.
August 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Here’s what Democrats should do” okay they won’t. Now what.
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I was upset about the bombings, but then I found out they were illegal, and now I'm FURIOUS
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I was upset about the bombings, but then I found out they were illegal, and now I'm FURIOUS
Hmm, really leaning into the intoxicants today
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hmm, really leaning into the intoxicants today
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It is a little funny CBS was like "We LOVE America and we will NOT apologize for it" about 20 hours before America pulled some classic American Evil shit. Nice timing
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It is a little funny CBS was like "We LOVE America and we will NOT apologize for it" about 20 hours before America pulled some classic American Evil shit. Nice timing
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I did a war using the army and also Jimmy Kimmel has been very unfair to me
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I did a war using the army and also Jimmy Kimmel has been very unfair to me
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2026 is continuing with 2025’s theme of being awake on the operating table
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
2026 is continuing with 2025’s theme of being awake on the operating table
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
Everyone's looking back to fonder times
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Everyone's looking back to fonder times
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Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
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A judicial system that favors the working class. A People's Court, if you will.
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
A judicial system that favors the working class. A People's Court, if you will.
Slowly walkin' down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
You should see how fast
I walk down halls
Faster than a cannonball
You should see how fast
I walk down halls
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Slowly walkin' down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
You should see how fast
I walk down halls
Faster than a cannonball
You should see how fast
I walk down halls
Welcome to the public domain, Camptown Races
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Welcome to the public domain, Camptown Races
Just pushed Old Man 2025 down a flight of stairs
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Just pushed Old Man 2025 down a flight of stairs
Oh did a Gregorianball happen?
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Oh did a Gregorianball happen?
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I trust you're all reusing your confetti from New Years past
December 31, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I trust you're all reusing your confetti from New Years past
I dunno if tonight can top last year's party
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I dunno if tonight can top last year's party
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sneak peek of my new 2026 look and attitude
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
sneak peek of my new 2026 look and attitude
Bonjour, Mr. Clooney. Big fan of your work. It sounds like you'd like to learn more about ours.
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bonjour, Mr. Clooney. Big fan of your work. It sounds like you'd like to learn more about ours.
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PSA you can watch the knife show live stream at any time day or night
www.youtube.com/live/-jTELCG...
www.youtube.com/live/-jTELCG...
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
PSA you can watch the knife show live stream at any time day or night
www.youtube.com/live/-jTELCG...
www.youtube.com/live/-jTELCG...
Apparently CNET wants to spend the entirety of 2026 shoved into a locker
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Apparently CNET wants to spend the entirety of 2026 shoved into a locker