Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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TIL, thanks to the great @megsokay.bsky.social, that Aimee Mann wrote "Save Me" about her romantic relationship with Dave Foley?!?!?!?
www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...
www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...
![Dave Foley: First I was a fan of Aimee's, but then when I moved to L.A., I met Aimee through friends, and we became good friends-- and we were friends for about a year. I picked the song because [laughs] there's a good story to it.
When I finally did get out of this horrendous relationship I was in with my first wife- [l] was emotionally devastated by it and was trying to rebuild who I was as a human being-- then one day Aimee came up to me and said "I suppose you know I have a crush on you. I of course said "No, no, |.. no idea."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:474ldquxwzrlcvjhhbbk2wte/bafkreigkf7o2o5vomlfcwyxfe4yaroamyulaeui4t7hjpcsaf7bfcuxdfe@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
TIL, thanks to the great @megsokay.bsky.social, that Aimee Mann wrote "Save Me" about her romantic relationship with Dave Foley?!?!?!?
www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...
www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...
Bond. James Bond. (looks into camera) Junior. (air guitars)
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bond. James Bond. (looks into camera) Junior. (air guitars)
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Every month you'll receive a new vhs cassette containing 4 more side-splitting episodes of Sanford & Son. Cancel anytime! [clip where Sanford pretends to have a heart attack]
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Every month you'll receive a new vhs cassette containing 4 more side-splitting episodes of Sanford & Son. Cancel anytime! [clip where Sanford pretends to have a heart attack]
25 years ago at this time, two guys on TV would be yelling at me to buy a sword
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
25 years ago at this time, two guys on TV would be yelling at me to buy a sword
Do not take checks from this man
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do not take checks from this man
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
probably a good time to bring this back
I can levitate and turn into lava privately, who should I contact on your team?
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can levitate and turn into lava privately, who should I contact on your team?
Detroit-area folks!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Detroit-area folks!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
I was turned down for a mortgage because I didn't have enough debt
> pays off car after years
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I was turned down for a mortgage because I didn't have enough debt
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freak on a leash scatting, 5% speed
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
freak on a leash scatting, 5% speed
Good luck with your scam, guys
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good luck with your scam, guys
Now comes the biggest fight for Democrats: keeping Medicare for All out of the conversation
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Now comes the biggest fight for Democrats: keeping Medicare for All out of the conversation
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(handing Lucy a bag of cash and promising her a cabinet position) Make sure I miss the football
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
(handing Lucy a bag of cash and promising her a cabinet position) Make sure I miss the football
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I thought this group of millionaires would be different
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I thought this group of millionaires would be different
(handing Lucy a bag of cash and promising her a cabinet position) Make sure I miss the football
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
(handing Lucy a bag of cash and promising her a cabinet position) Make sure I miss the football
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
Me using a CPAP:
I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Me using a CPAP:
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Democrats had a majority in the House and Senate from 2021 to 2023. But remember, it's not like Biden could've waved a magic wand and do whatever he ran on.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Democrats had a majority in the House and Senate from 2021 to 2023. But remember, it's not like Biden could've waved a magic wand and do whatever he ran on.
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LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
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Establishment Democrats aren’t afraid of the GOP. They simply agree with the GOP in almost all the ways that count. And it is in those ways they do the most harm to the poor, to the sick, and to immigrants.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Establishment Democrats aren’t afraid of the GOP. They simply agree with the GOP in almost all the ways that count. And it is in those ways they do the most harm to the poor, to the sick, and to immigrants.
I thought this group of millionaires would be different
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I thought this group of millionaires would be different
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when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan